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Old 11-08-2010, 10:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A hypothetical question on self-lovin'...

OK, imagine men have always been born with the ability to suck their own dicks...would you?

I say yes, most guys who jerk off probably would,because if we were always born that way it wouldn't be seen as weird or out of place. It would probably be viewed as just another form of masturbation.

(girls same question applies, just substitute chick bits)
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Old 11-08-2010, 11:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2010, 11:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 11-08-2010, 11:19 PM   #4 (permalink)
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once i finally got my mouth around the head, i decided it wasnt for me. theres something weird about having your own cock in your mouth.
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When I saw Joe Rogan back in July, he was talking about how important sex and orgasms really aren't. As an example, he used his friend, Ron Jeremy. Earlier in his career, Mr. Jeremy could suck his own dick. However, as he got older, his "gut just got in the way" as he put it. IOW, it was more important to eat too much and get fat than it was to maintain the ability to get head on demand.

That being said, HELL YES I would! However, I would never fuck myself in the ass, if it were possible. A boy has to have his standards.



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i dunno. that's a tough call. i can't suck my own dick, but lord knows i've made a half assed effort. so given that fact i would say yes, i would probably suck my own dick if i can. but in a way i'm just glad i can't.
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Old 11-09-2010, 04:20 AM   #8 (permalink)
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it has to be long enough to suck tho that's the conundrum
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it has to be long enough to suck tho that's the conundrum
ah indeed. you'll notice that a lot of homosexuals possess the ability to suck their own penises. what does this tell you?
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u tell me

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ah indeed. you'll notice that a lot of homosexuals possess the ability to suck their own penises. what does this tell you?
It tells me much about glaring generalities.
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