Fleshlight

The Rev · 01-05-2011, 12:30 AM

Do you have one?

I saw that "Giving Up" de-mot poster in the Random thread, showing google inquiries for fleshlights going up while searches for dating tips going down, and I thought I'd ask. This poll is anonymous, BTW.

The Rev

SmokeaJoint · 01-05-2011, 01:04 AM

Googled Fleshlight, saw what we were dealing with, ROFLMAO and then I thought,
"Damn, now nerds have no incentive to stop playing trading card games."

Lloydy · 01-05-2011, 01:09 AM

I bet the people who own them die a little inside every time they clean the cum reservoir

"So its come to this..."

Bearsy · 01-05-2011, 01:18 AM

I wouldn't say no to trying (a new and never used)one out, but I'd never stoop so low as to own one.

Grieves · 01-05-2011, 03:20 AM

I buy them for gag gifts and for wedding presents but have yet to reach those depths of desperation...

Flamingnun · 01-05-2011, 05:51 AM

There's giving up, and then there's fucking a plastic vagina...

Mikey · 01-05-2011, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flamingnun

There's giving up, and then there's fucking a plastic vagina...

probably

Debaser · 01-05-2011, 09:50 AM

Could be worse...at least it's not the Jenna Jameson Ultra Realistic Vibrating Pussy and Ass™.

**SageTree** · 01-05-2011, 10:17 AM

TM!!!!

**Kompressor** · 01-05-2011, 02:33 PM

Don't own but admittedly I am a little curious as to how this works...

The Rev · 01-05-2011, 05:35 PM

I, admittedly love to masturbate (we all love to do things we're good at), but regardless of the possible upside, I cannot see myself going so far as to introduce my peener to an environment which is in any way connected to an electrical source.

The Rev

The Rev · 01-05-2011, 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debaser

Could be worse...at least it's not the Jenna Jameson Ultra Realistic Vibrating Pussy and Ass™.

How can it be ultra realistic AND vibrating? Is there something about Ms. Jameson that I should know about?

The Rev

BTW, does that thing come in a shipping container or something? An ultra-real Jenna-vag would be fairly (how shall I say?) spacious.

Purd Hupley · 01-05-2011, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bearsy

I wouldn't say no to trying (a new and never used)one out, but I'd never stoop so low as to own one.

How do you spose that would play out? You're wandering the cavernous aisles og Costco one sunny Sunday afternoon, sampling the various yogurts, bagel/ cheese concoctions, toasted chicken part nuggets when one earnest looking sample gal with a hairnet asks if you'd like to try the new Fleshlight. "Don't mind if I do", as she hooks you up...or straps you in...or installs it in whatever way it's installed. Thirty seconds later...boom goes the dynamite.

What if the experience is so mind blowing you must have it again...and again. Do you own the Fleshlight? Or does she own you?

In my old wife swapping days I got a very fine handjob from a girl using this...I dunno...red rubber vagina sort of thing. Kind of a demo of this line of "marital aids" she was peddling. It was like $7, so I bought one. My wife (at the time) was quite mortified, which was worth the $7 in and of itself. When I named it Jasmyne, I think a little piece of her died.

Rubix · 01-06-2011, 12:31 AM

vortex texture. no lying bitch.

PS: pussy orifice

**SageTree** · 01-06-2011, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Rev

I, admittedly love to masturbate (we all love to do things we're good at), but regardless of the possible upside, I cannot see myself going so far as to introduce my peener to an environment which is in any way connected to an electrical source.

The Rev

One of those times you gotta ask yourself.... "if I die suddenly... do I want to be found doing this, w/ this..?"

Debaser · 01-06-2011, 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SageTree

One of those times you gotta ask yourself.... "if I die suddenly... do I want to be found doing this, w/ this..?"

^That right there...take it from David Carradine!

SmokeaJoint · 01-06-2011, 08:34 AM

ROFLMAO

Purd Hupley · 01-09-2011, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Debaser

^That right there...take it from David Carradine!

And the guy from INXS.

Randy Quaid and his even more insane bride say that Carradine was snuffed by this super secret Hollywood cabal that snuff Hollywood types.

Mikey · 01-09-2011, 10:39 AM

wtf fleshlights

its called fucking hookers

Qui-Bong Jinn · 01-09-2011, 05:14 PM

View Poll Results: Do you have a fleshlight?
Yes.	2	10.53%
No.	11	57.89%
I'm female (stating I have a vibro would be redundant).	2	10.53%
I'm gay (I have the butthole fleshlight).	4	21.05%
Voters: 19. You may not vote on this poll

01-05-2011, 12:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,854 Thanks: 5,008 Thanked 5,407 Times in 2,860 Posts	Fleshlight Do you have one? I saw that "Giving Up" de-mot poster in the Random thread, showing google inquiries for fleshlights going up while searches for dating tips going down, and I thought I'd ask. This poll is anonymous, BTW. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

01-05-2011, 01:09 AM	#3 (permalink)
Lloydy KTF Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: England Posts: 11,968 Thanks: 533 Thanked 2,476 Times in 1,138 Posts	I bet the people who own them die a little inside every time they clean the cum reservoir "So its come to this..." __________________ Keep the red flag flying high

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Grieves The Worst Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Interstate 8 Posts: 12,072 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 2,533 Thanked 3,100 Times in 1,703 Posts	I buy them for gag gifts and for wedding presents but have yet to reach those depths of desperation... __________________ "And no matter what they said dollar is not your friend and it's the feelings that are hard to know are the feelings that all come slow No matter what they said dollar is not your friend and these feelings that so hard to know are the feelings that wont let go No don't let go, till you find a home World Unite and I'll love you forever"

01-05-2011, 05:51 AM	#6 (permalink)
Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	There's giving up, and then there's fucking a plastic vagina... __________________

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Debaser Baked Fresh Daily Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 1,186 Thanks: 32 Thanked 303 Times in 177 Posts	Could be worse...at least it's not the Jenna Jameson Ultra Realistic Vibrating Pussy and Ass™. __________________ Wouldn't it be great to heal the world with only a song? Message CM47: Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around.

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01-05-2011, 02:33 PM	#10 (permalink)
Kompressor Voice of Reason Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Illinois Posts: 8,356 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3,063 Times in 1,633 Posts	Don't own but admittedly I am a little curious as to how this works... __________________ Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. -H. Bergson

01-05-2011, 05:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,854 Thanks: 5,008 Thanked 5,407 Times in 2,860 Posts	I, admittedly love to masturbate (we all love to do things we're good at), but regardless of the possible upside, I cannot see myself going so far as to introduce my peener to an environment which is in any way connected to an electrical source. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

01-09-2011, 10:39 AM	#19 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,442 Thanks: 1,144 Thanked 2,246 Times in 1,475 Posts	wtf fleshlights its called fucking hookers __________________ RIP Gov

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