turmaline

Do you go to them?

What Do you buy?

My friend and I went the other day...never been to one, never had a reason to before..very interesting place those "sex" shops.

One thing I don't get...is why the women's vibrators all have animal attachments on them...like a dolphin or kangaroo head on the end to tickle your fancy...come on now wtf? lollolol

I think ..nvm.

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Xil

sooooo....what animal did yoju end up getting?

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SageTree

In Vancouver there was a REALLY cool shop run by women and it was really classy.
I was their recycling pick up dude... never shopped there, but they were always super nice and took me for a tour of the store once. To me, it felt more like a clothing/accessory story than a sex shop...

Now the one time I went into a sex shop it was to buy two vibrators... one for a friends birthday and another for a lady I was with at the time.

Nothing wild, just a straight purple dildo..... I figured I'd be the best animal for the tickler up grade


Basically.... the ones I see along side the road with fences up always make me think it'll be creepy as fuck.

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Jester4yall

Fences would be a little suspect in my eyes too. I've been in them and bought dvds, toys, even an inflatable sheep for a gag gift once. I stopped by one that was the size of a Walmart I think its in Tennessee. Huge!

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adventure

I used to buy poppers at the porn shop. They are usually pretty interesting places. I have one 1/10th of a mile away from me that is pretty clean. I love the fake torsos that have a hole in the plastic box that allows you to "feel the realistic flesh" so now some poor sloop has to go home a hump a fake torso that 10000 people have fingered first.

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turmaline

check this out..I thought it was a little creepy..kinda reminded me of that scene in a Nightmare on Elm Street when freddy's tongue comes through the end of the receiver of the phone..

but apparently it is supposed to be really good...heh...no i didn't buy one lol.

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Jester4yall

I so want to see that mofo in action. Btw this section being called behing the green door is classic.. Old school porno.

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turmaline

Yeah that thing even has settings...fast and slow haha.

I would have to say I was somewhat shocked by the look of "The Great American Challenge" anything that is fit for an elephant shouldn't be made for human consumption IMO...but to each their own.

I was at "The Stag Shop..it's decent..lotsa cool stuff...lotsa scary items as well.

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Jester4yall

Yeah some of the stuff is bigger around than my forearm.. Funny side note: my buddy bart used to work at a mechanic shop next to one. When the magazines @ the sex got out of date, they would rip covers of and hook the mechanics up. Their employee bathroom had a 4ft stack off mags!

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You will encounter many distractions and many temptations to put your goal aside: The security of a job, a wife who wants kids, whatever. But if you hang in there, always following your vision, I have no doubt you will succeed. - Larry Flynt

turmaline

How convenient

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AnimalLover420

I enjoy going to sex shops just to see what kind of kinky things are on the market. But if my trusty little vibrator ever gives out on me, I'll most likely be looking to replace it as soon as possible.

I noticed the same thing you did with the animals, Mr. T. I think the one that cracked me up the most was the "Pleasure Panther" with a kitty on the end that kneads at your button. I think if I ever used something like that, I'd be too busy lol'ing to actually get off.

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turmaline

Yeah I don't get it...why not a flower or something that isn't looking at you? a Kangaroo kinda is a turn off for me haha,

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HTAM

It's a Kangar-oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! !!!!!!!!

PhishDude

I've been to them but they're just adult bookstores.

No I don't have sex in them but if I did want to it would be very easy to do this but I'm not that sleazy and with my luck I'd get kicked out or get busted by a vice cop.

I have bought things there from porn magazines back when they were published, porn on VHS/DVD, cockrings, lube, and a few vibrators.

I also once went to a sex store that was in the back of a Halloween costume shop and I bought a cheap medium butt plug there on sale.

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NorcalCarl

Yea sex shops are chill. There is a nice clean one I went to "good vibrations". I bought edible massage oil. and a candy g-string for my girl at the time. Never actually got around to using the candy g-string but the massage oil is very nice. 3 flavors! They had some sex game books that look like they could be fun.

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turmaline

The one I was at had spools of rope you could choose the length you wanted, and they cut it for you..I found that rather interesting. Yep, I think it's time to empty out the briefcase that holds my wedding silver and start and fill it with something I can actually use and possibly bring out at parties.

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The Rev

I prefer the anonymity of the internet, myself. You can't accidentally run into a coworker when you log onto meatyassplugs.com



The Rev

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Bearsy

I've been to one once before, never bought anything. Kinda skeeved me out.

But apparently the one near-ish my house sells awesome glass pieces for relatively cheap, so once I get some extra scratch I'm gonna be stopping by there to hopefully pick up a bong.

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Xil

once a cop let my buddy go after finding a chillum, making him say it was a sex toy (he had cited 'sex stuff' as his reason for not wanting to let the cop search his car)

looks like the cop might have been on to something

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The Don

In my teen years I once ventured into one to find POppers.

THey didn't have any.

Never been since.

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