Dirty Talk..

Mescalito · 10-12-2011, 10:23 PM

Are you one to talk dirty during or leading up to sex? Give any particular lines you have used during sex.. and how well did they go down. What words have you or would you find inappropriate?

I don't usually say much other than saying what I really like or questioning if she likes it like that.. but one stand out one was, 'I want you to suck'.. where upon realising how that could be interpreted I added.. 'in a good way' on the end. It made her laugh and seemed to make her more eager to suck well. heh

I personally don't like the kind of shit you see in porno movies where she is all like.. fuck me fuck me harder.. fuck me in the ass.. cum on my face! I prefer the soft spoken lines in the ear.. and even more so the non-verbal moans and groans. Ever had a woman.. or jacked off to porn with no sound? Kinda sucks..

M

**Mafoo** · 10-12-2011, 11:00 PM

for me this is very situational. i dont usually go straight for dirty talk, its more like i have to hear the girl say something first to clue me in i guess.

i like to say things about eating pussy mostly.
im gonna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag stands out in my mind lol.

HTAM · 10-12-2011, 11:34 PM

I told a girl I wanted to wrap my legs around her head so she could wear me like a facehugger from Aliens and she slapped me.

And then she did it anyway.

**Mafoo** · 10-12-2011, 11:42 PM

mental note taken

Sir-Ex · 10-12-2011, 11:47 PM

Have you been a bad girl? I can tell you've been a bad girl.. ohhh don't try and hide it I can tell you've been a naughty little girl, no come here, yeah, oh yeah you've been a bad fucking girl c'mon I want your ass across my lap - c'mere, yeah that's it, ohhh that's a naughty fucking ass *slap* - and so on

heh, spanking fetish.

Mescalito · 10-12-2011, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HTAM

I told a girl I wanted to wrap my legs around her head so she could wear me like a facehugger from Aliens and she slapped me.

And then she did it anyway.

Brilliant!

deadhead94 · 10-13-2011, 03:59 AM

Yes. But asking me to replicate it right now is like asking me to eat Chinese food with a fork. I'm not equipped at the moment.

**SageTree** · 10-13-2011, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by deadhead94

Yes. But asking me to replicate it right now is like asking me to eat Chinese food with a fork. I'm not equipped at the moment.

How do you eat Chinese?

Time to get a Chinese hooker...

You got that shit on the brain mang!

deadhead94 · 10-13-2011, 07:14 AM

I said that then I thought about why people don't use them.

Mescalito · 10-13-2011, 07:21 AM

Chopsticks?

M

Canuck Wisdom · 10-13-2011, 07:23 AM

I wonder if a chinese hooker could get you off with chopsticks.

I really like dirty talk, but it differs based on the mood of the sex. And yea Mescalito if shes making noises its much better. I love when they make noise while going down on me, thats fantastic.

Sometimes I feel lost with dirty talk, like, is it even worth saying, I cant tell how she's taking it etc. But sometimes its just right. Sometimes we pretend to have a threesome and we talk about what 'we're doing' with the extra girl.

Mescalito · 10-13-2011, 07:32 AM

That would weird me out man. Don't think I could do it..

M

AnimalLover420 · 10-13-2011, 07:36 AM

I don't really have a format, I just say whatever dirty little things come to me when the mood strikes. I'm definitely a noise-maker though, and I'm so glad we live in a house now because I used to worry about the neighbors when we lived in an apartment. I would try to control myself in case any of them had kids or families and they didn't want to hear me getting it on, but now I really get to cut loose.

Canuck Wisdom · 10-13-2011, 08:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mescalito

That would weird me out man. Don't think I could do it..

M

The pretend threesome thing? Its definitely one of those thing we both have to be in the right mood to make work/not a frequent thing.

Mescalito · 11-05-2011, 08:34 PM

I live in an apartment now and we have to keep the noise down. There is this woman across the hall and everyone knows when she is having sex.. you can hear her loud and clear in the hall way.. it's kinda weird when you see her and all you can think about is her moaning and screaming..

M

10-12-2011, 10:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,281 Thanks: 855 Thanked 906 Times in 443 Posts	Dirty Talk.. Are you one to talk dirty during or leading up to sex? Give any particular lines you have used during sex.. and how well did they go down. What words have you or would you find inappropriate? I don't usually say much other than saying what I really like or questioning if she likes it like that.. but one stand out one was, 'I want you to suck'.. where upon realising how that could be interpreted I added.. 'in a good way' on the end. It made her laugh and seemed to make her more eager to suck well. heh I personally don't like the kind of shit you see in porno movies where she is all like.. fuck me fuck me harder.. fuck me in the ass.. cum on my face! I prefer the soft spoken lines in the ear.. and even more so the non-verbal moans and groans. Ever had a woman.. or jacked off to porn with no sound? Kinda sucks.. M

10-12-2011, 11:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,964 Thanks: 3,773 Thanked 2,640 Times in 1,694 Posts	for me this is very situational. i dont usually go straight for dirty talk, its more like i have to hear the girl say something first to clue me in i guess. i like to say things about eating pussy mostly. im gonna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag stands out in my mind lol. __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,964 Thanks: 3,773 Thanked 2,640 Times in 1,694 Posts	mental note taken __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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Sir-Ex Learner Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Edmonton, Alberta Posts: 11,413 Thanks: 1,725 Thanked 3,816 Times in 2,256 Posts	Have you been a bad girl? I can tell you've been a bad girl.. ohhh don't try and hide it I can tell you've been a naughty little girl, no come here, yeah, oh yeah you've been a bad fucking girl c'mon I want your ass across my lap - c'mere, yeah that's it, ohhh that's a naughty fucking ass slap - and so on heh, spanking fetish. __________________ Smile Ditch the cigs!!!!!!

10-13-2011, 07:36 AM	#13 (permalink)
AnimalLover420 Love Junkie Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: US Posts: 2,440 Thanks: 714 Thanked 1,043 Times in 445 Posts	I don't really have a format, I just say whatever dirty little things come to me when the mood strikes. I'm definitely a noise-maker though, and I'm so glad we live in a house now because I used to worry about the neighbors when we lived in an apartment. I would try to control myself in case any of them had kids or families and they didn't want to hear me getting it on, but now I really get to cut loose. __________________ ****************************************

10-12-2011, 11:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
HTAM Old School Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,872 Thanks: 2,368 Thanked 2,117 Times in 1,179 Posts	I told a girl I wanted to wrap my legs around her head so she could wear me like a facehugger from Aliens and she slapped me. And then she did it anyway.

10-13-2011, 07:21 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,281 Thanks: 855 Thanked 906 Times in 443 Posts	Chopsticks? M

10-13-2011, 07:32 AM	#12 (permalink)
Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,281 Thanks: 855 Thanked 906 Times in 443 Posts	That would weird me out man. Don't think I could do it.. M

11-05-2011, 08:34 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mescalito Oneironaut Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 6,281 Thanks: 855 Thanked 906 Times in 443 Posts	I live in an apartment now and we have to keep the noise down. There is this woman across the hall and everyone knows when she is having sex.. you can hear her loud and clear in the hall way.. it's kinda weird when you see her and all you can think about is her moaning and screaming.. M

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