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Old 01-05-2012, 03:06 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Men vs Women...

Have it out.. right here..

Women! You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done.. NOT BOTH!

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Old 01-05-2012, 03:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Suck it up, monkey boy.

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Old 01-09-2012, 09:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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trick question. both are human, different hormones, chromosomes, one has a vag and one has a cock. but they are both human.
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Old 01-09-2012, 09:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
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so the ratio of men to women on YaHooka is what 100 to 1 ?
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Old 01-09-2012, 09:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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the women
who have been here a long time are very dedicated hahaha
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Old 01-10-2012, 12:34 AM   #6 (permalink)
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so the ratio of men to women on YaHooka is what 100 to 1 ?
Thus men are smarter than women. heh

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all of us were female at one point in our development.
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Old 01-10-2012, 01:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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eh I think of female as XX so I'd tend to disagree since the Y chromosome is already formed in the sperm. The phases that a fetus goes through may look a certain way but if you're gonna use that a standard you might as well also say "we were all flightless baby birds at one point in our developement"

women: if you're always gonna expect men to do manly things like kill spiders and fix your car, don't be offended if we ask you to make us some food or do a slightly larger share of the housework.
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Old 01-10-2012, 01:34 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 01-10-2012, 02:23 AM   #10 (permalink)
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trick question. both are human, different hormones, chromosomes, one has a vag and one has a cock. but they are both human.
What separates men and women?




































The kitchen.

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Old 01-10-2012, 02:24 AM   #11 (permalink)
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That's a pretty strong box. Most only hold like 50 pounds.
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Old 01-10-2012, 05:39 AM   #13 (permalink)
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it's actually just a big cube of aluminum.
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Old 02-14-2012, 03:28 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Aluminum is fairly light
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That cube right there looks at least one square foot if not more, which would certainly weigh more than 80 lbs.



Take my word for it. I spent more time than I would care to share studying weight and densities, fracture indexes, burning points, etc etc on numerous materials for my game.
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As my anthropology professor once said, you know which gender is more valuable to the human species because if there were only 100 humans left and 99% were of one gender, we would become extinct if the 99% were male and thrive if the 99% were female.
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Old 02-14-2012, 04:35 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Here's something I wish I could tell every man in existence: BE FUCKING HONEST! Don't ever say anything to a girl just because you think it's what she wants to hear. Not only is it a douchey tactic, but it's also one that most intelligent, adult women can see straight through. If you're only in the market for some no-strings-attached naughty time, just say it. You'd be amazed how many women want that exact same thing.

And for the love of Christ, take care of yourself. Just because you're a guy doesn't mean you're excused from practicing basic hygiene. Brush your teeth/hair, clip your nails, dress like you give a shit, trim your bush, and keep your place looking nice. It may seem like I'm stating the obvious but I've seen things that made me shudder.
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As my anthropology professor once said, you know which gender is more valuable to the human species because if there were only 100 humans left and 99% were of one gender, we would become extinct if the 99% were male and thrive if the 99% were female.
100 is not a sustainable population. We'd be fucked either way. Your professor is an idiot.
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I was watching an episode of Locked Up Abroad one time where a guy and a girl both got thrown in prison in some foreign country. The guy got his ass kicked on a daily basis. The place was pure torture- gangs, rape, violence at every corner. Meanwhile, the chick was having her hair braided by the local female prisoners, who all mothered each other and sang songs and developed friendships. I remember thinking 'Holy shit, this world would be so fucked if we weren't here to balance it out.'
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