Parallax

so here's what you do, get a cork, like from a wine bottle, and stick a nail through it. then, tie a guitar string to the nail. now, stick the cork inside your ass, stretch the guitar string taut and start playing inna-gadda-da-vida on it.

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fenderbender

im just now getting into the joys of rougher sex. lots of fun



i recommend lots of MDMA, a little viagra, dildos, lube, and a morning after pill.

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adventure

have you put it in her butt yet?

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catastrophe

Lol oh fenderr

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“To see a world in a grain of sand, And a heaven in a wild flower,
Hold infinity in the palm of your hand, And eternity in an hour.”

Galt

Public is fun - upper deck of RFK during a Frampton concert, Ladies rest room in the Igloo at a Pens game, bent over a police car at Madis Gras, in the median strip of a divided hwy. somewhere in Jersey, in the ocean on a really crowded beach in Myrtle Beach. jumped the tour and did it in Hemingway's place in Key West, Her holdin' onto the railing of a pedestrian bridge over the Spokane River on a sunny Sunday afternoon near Expo Park I think it was called. People were afraid to cross the bridge til we were done but nobody fucked with us. Dr. Sues land at Universal while the kids were on a ride. In our Puritan neighbor's bathroom at their last Xmas party... and we were not at all discreet. On the lawn at an outdoor King Crimson concert. On the lawn at Wolf Trap in Virginia during a Jeff Beck concert (jus' sumthin' about concerts...). A scenic overlook on Skyline Drive, spelunking in N.C.

One of the Sambo Reefs off of Key West, fell asleep naked on a little sand spit out in the gulf, woke up hours later sunburnt places god never intended and about 20 fishin' boats started soundin' their horns in approval.

Me and wife number last been together for a very long time, but every so often I'd tell her to wear a mini with some fuck me pumps and we'd go to a bar to play some pool. First lose I gets da panties, second I get her bent over the table. Funny as shit, even the bartenders don't know what to do. It's like somebody was walkin' up the steps to go to church with their family and they see two dogs fuckin'... they just walk away or try to act like they aren't seein' what they're trying to watch but not watch. Funny as shit, 'specially as noisy as my wife gets.
She likes it so much she went out and bought us a pool table.

Sittin' in traffic outside Hotlanta. Front lawn of my B-I-L's house in Beverly Hills, just to freak my uptight asshole sister out (it was like 2 in the afternoon and they had every nationality workin' on their house and yard - Japanese gardener, Mexicans takin' down coconuts, Salvadorians working on the pool). They asked us to leave after that, which was our intended goal. We were in town for their wedding - two miserable POS human beings living a miserable materialistic existence - they were made for each other.

It's pretty amazing, you can do it anywhere and nobody but the occasional fucktard cop will even say anything.

What can I say... we're co-dependent and we have a blast! Life is way too fucking short, and this is likely all that there really is, so don't EVER pass up a chance to have sex! Especially with one that you love.

Oh yeah... it helps to marry a much younger woman too. Wife number first was my own age and turned into a miserable old bitch the minute I said "I do".

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