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Most risqué sex?
What's the most risqué sex you have had? in terms of getting caught by someone else..
When I was a student I fucked the ex in the student halls kitchen several times. The last of those times a Chinese student walked in while we were dong it. She never said anything.. but I'm pretty sure she saw me withdraw my cock. The gf dropped her skirt back down and tried to sit there casually. I started to make some toast. It was awkward.. but made us even more horny so we went and finished it up in the shower. I never ate the toast. I've also fucked countless times in the room next to parents. She couldn't cum quietly most of the time so I had to hold my hand over her mouth. Expression.. priceless! A friend of mine got caught fucking on the beach by a bunch of children! He said they were probably standing there watching for quite some time. When he realised they ran away! heh M |
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HR office at my old market research job. Granted it wasn't used on Sundays, the day we used it on, it was still sex at the office so fuck you!
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I had gay sex with Terry at the Hastings next to macy's
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gazebo outside of a wedding reception. gazebo were the ceremony was. people were walking around us within ~50 feet. it was dark were we were so they couldn't see us (hopefully) but we could see them. It was really quick, but fuck she's never been that wet that fast. I love weddings. <3
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My fuck buddy dragged me out of and behind the ihop in Kenmore Sq. She had a short skirt and I fucked her from behind in an Ally. Two cars drove by headlights on us. Same girl blew me on her roof deck in the Back Bay. Right after I came and she ran to almost throw uo bellow, these people open the door to the roof (she was in a bikini gathering herself and I was buttoning my shorts). Apparently a realtor was showing the building.
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outside apartment building in toronto
in the conference room at the chateau laurier in ottawa good times good times
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random dirt rd. @ 4pmish
a busy cove in Lake Murray cvs pharmacys back room dome in my works parking lot fucked a gf on a front porch swing while her mom was out back gardening while I watered her daughters flower backseat of a friends truck during ITB '10 (indy truck bash) hundreds of people walking around the show my balcony which was over a main walkway in my old apt. complex lots of random boat sex |
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I went into the men's bathroom with my girlfriend at a bar and bent her over the stink. I thought I lock the door, I was wrong. A middle aged Asian man walked in, gave me a head nodded hello, and proceed to the urinal. I did not seem phased at all, so I gave it a couple more thrusts and called it a day. I was 12 beers deep so, I was no where near finishing. We walked back to the bar and my friend goes...."wow it smells like pussy" he had no idea we were banging out... it was quite funny.
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Another one.... I had to go into my office last Sunday to print something out. My gf said lets do it on your boss desk. I think she was kidding... but I don't joke about things like that.... so I bent her over the desk and jizzed all over my bosses desk calender. On Monday she comes in, looks at the calender and says, "Ugh John (my other boss and her Ex husband) was eating in my office again, he got something gross all over the place" HAHAHAHA fuck you bitch!
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Up against my high school. (cummed)
In a busy lake about shoulder deep. (didnt finish, water not good for sex) In the stairwell of a ferry right outside a crew room door looking at the ocean through a port hole. (Cummed. Hard) Next to the highway in the rain. (Cummed. Twice.) Handjob/fingering on public transit. (Didn't cum. Enough precum to impregnate somebody though I was so turned on by it being on a bus.) In large co-ed hostel during the night. Several times. (cummed every time and although we were quiet I am sure half the people in that hostel were thinking, 'what the fuck they just fuck in hostels or what? fucking canadians.'
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I have fucked in a hostel as well. After I came I felt really weird. I was pretty baked and for some reason super paranoid. I was positive someone was going to kick us out. I also fucked an ex with her friend in the bed. 2 weeks later I found out the friend was awake, and she was fingering herself! Ugh, Only if....
I also fucked an ex in a tent at a small festival. When we were done and we exited the tent we got quite the applause. I had not idea it was that obvious. I wonder if it looked like the scene from Austin Powders?
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Haha adventure so close to a threesome!!! And on your boss's desk. My hat is off to you, sir!!
Nothing too crazy for me got a handjob in my geology departments computer lab in the evening. There is a keypad to enter so there would be a few seconds to try n hide it. Hearing people walking in the hallway made it fun. Sex in the park open field with just a blanket over us. I love fuckin in the great out doors.
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The friend was not very attractive, but I guess I could have let that part out of the story, had it happened.
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Hey it doesn't matter you just add up the numbers.
As george carlin said "I never been with a ten but I had five two's once." It would make a helluva story
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I had some on the beach a month or so back when we were camping.. it wasn't as great as I thought it would be. We finished off back in the tent.. twas much better!
My next idea is up in the jungle up against this massive Kapok tree. It's kinda tricky to get too so not much risk.. but sex outside is pretty much always awesome1! M |
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she was a flippin lunatic, "sex wif cats while aint left u" "swea she was in an attic" "shi shi wasn't licking a suffb" "below a fliipin lake" "will a shewolf see a scene of a painting?" (nah) flow, u nee ta see an asain!
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