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View Poll Results: Can you make a hoe into a house wife?
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Old 01-14-2013, 07:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hoe into a housewife

I don't believe it's possible. Anyone want to share stories of success or failure? Or he just some funny whore stories.

Just to be clear I don't mean a prostitute but feel free to discuss them as well. Mainly just good old fashion bar whores. The girls you fuck within 24 hours quite often far less.
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Old 01-14-2013, 09:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I thought there was going to be pictures of a housewife fucking garden tools.

I am thoroughly dissappoint.
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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It's all situational. Are you going to find a person you want to marry in a bar where people are looking to hook up and or fuck? I don't think so, but then, I wouldn't think that people are going into that situation looking for long term commitments.

I would say I don't see quick sex as something that precludes a long term relationship. Maybe I'm naive.

But I think it all has to do with the person and situation.
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Yes.

But she cheats.
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Another thing I'd like to ask, ncc. Do you consider yourself a suitable mate for marriage? You've talked a lot about your own sluttiness, but I don't see much reflection on that aspect.

You like to fuck on the first date. Are you also looking for something more long term?

How is that not hypocritical?

If you see a female who sleeps with another quickly as someone unworthy of making a commitment with, you should examine your own worthiness of commitment if you plan to continue to be a little man-slut.

Or don't, this is all really just conversation.
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Probably not! Unless you are very rich with a huge cock.
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my second gf was a hoe. not a dirty skanky girl, but one who slept with a fair amount of people. she would just give it up pretty easily like many young girls.

once we started dating though she really turned into A+ gf material. i couldnt commit though cause i was dumb and 19. she is just getting cooler tho and we are still friends.

id marry her someday maybe.


all my other experiences are generally negative though.


id say how quickly she fucks doesnt matter as much as how sneaky and prone to lieing she is.
id date another quick lay, but will never give another chance to a girl that lied or cheated in a past relationship or something.
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What about the one that was a hooker? That seems relevant.
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The chick I went out with the longest (four years) I fucked on the first date.
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every bar needs a few good sluts...

a few guys will try to think they can lock that shit down but then realize that they met when trying to get a poke on while wasted, and forget that some chicks like to get drunk and fuck as much as the dudes...

Don't be an idiot, make your intentions clear from the beginning and if you don't share mutual needs, then fuck and move on...No reason to degrade the fine ladies of the night, that just want to have some fun like you do...
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The chick I went out with the longest (four years) I fucked on the first date.
I have heard this from many of my friends too.

The girl may just be lonely, and have a skewed idea of how to get men to care about her.

Just because she was promiscuous while single doesn't mean she will be in a LTR....

However, it may be more likely

There is only one thing a girl can do for me to truly consider her a whore.

I'm sure most of you know what that is
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She wasn't born a hoe so she took free will to become one. So that free will is still available to her as a hoe. She can change if she wants to. Perception is reality. Change her perception. The hoe part is a facade for what else is fuct up in her life. Tear down down all boundaries that the ego of man has created. Labels, role playing or whatever the situation is, she has some serious issues already. Don't add to them, help her. This life is a gift to be lived and loved. Just my 5 worth.
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Hmm

Perhaps I should re phrase that I don't push THAT hard for sex on first date but if she offering I won't turn down. Good chance won't call again unless maybe some exceptional . I don't hook up with nearly enough girls to be considered a man slut lol.
Marriage isn't what I'm after yet. I do consider myself an almost perfect person. I'm sure I'll make some women quite happy someday. I take an actual relationship seriously.

Fender good point if someone cheated in the past that's a massive red flag.
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She wasn't born a hoe so she took free will to become one. So that free will is still available to her as a hoe. She can change if she wants to. Perception is reality. Change her perception. The hoe part is a facade for what else is fuct up in her life. Tear down down all boundaries that the ego of man has created. Labels, role playing or whatever the situation is, she has some serious issues already. Don't add to them, help her. This life is a gift to be lived and loved. Just my 5 worth.
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Hmm

Perhaps I should re phrase that I don't push THAT hard for sex on first date but if she offering I won't turn down. Good chance won't call again unless maybe some exceptional . I don't hook up with nearly enough girls to be considered a man slut lol.
Marriage isn't what I'm after yet. I do consider myself an almost perfect person. I'm sure I'll make some women quite happy someday. I take an actual relationship seriously.

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Lol i was going to say perfect then last minute added in the almost. I'm insanely happy with myself.
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Perhaps I should re phrase that I don't push THAT hard for sex on first date but if she offering I won't turn down. Good chance won't call again unless maybe some exceptional . I don't hook up with nearly enough girls to be considered a man slut lol.
Marriage isn't what I'm after yet. I do consider myself an almost perfect person. I'm sure I'll make some women quite happy someday. I take an actual relationship seriously.

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