YaHooka Forums  

Go Back   YaHooka Forums > Helpful Buds > Behind The Green Door
Home Register FAQ Social Groups Links Mark Forums Read

Behind The Green Door Questions and issues including health and personal issues of a sexual nature.

View Poll Results: Can you make a hoe into a house wife?
Yes 4 22.22%
No 9 50.00%
I'm gay!!!!!! 5 27.78%
Voters: 18. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 01-14-2013, 07:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
Ncc
YOLO CONSULTANT
 
Ncc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,739
Thanks: 400
Thanked 1,254 Times in 783 Posts
Hoe into a housewife

I don't believe it's possible. Anyone want to share stories of success or failure? Or he just some funny whore stories.

Just to be clear I don't mean a prostitute but feel free to discuss them as well. Mainly just good old fashion bar whores. The girls you fuck within 24 hours quite often far less.
__________________
]http://news.worldwild.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/red_panda.jpg
This is the Red Panda of Hustling, SkrillaBear. Whenever you see him you are blessed if you say out loud I FUCKING LOVE RED PANDAS. Otherwise you will be cursed to be reborn as a bamboo shoot for your next 1,000 lives.


Y0lo - Skeet- Swag - Boss Tycoon - Ballin - Livin - Smashin Ratchet Pussy Daily (SRPD) - HYPHY -
Ncc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2013, 07:54 AM   #2 (permalink)
safety word: more
 
Captain Cannabis's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: m.i.a.
Posts: 18,241
Thanks: 3,965
Thanked 4,926 Times in 2,630 Posts
not gonna happen
__________________
fuck the monkeys
Captain Cannabis is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Captain Cannabis For This Useful Post:
Man in Black (06-13-2013)
Old 01-14-2013, 09:11 AM   #3 (permalink)
31337
 
deadhead94's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Frog Balls, Arkansas
Posts: 17,557
Thanks: 492
Thanked 1,638 Times in 1,036 Posts
I thought there was going to be pictures of a housewife fucking garden tools.

I am thoroughly dissappoint.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by adventure View Post
I Just looked up MSF. I that looks like a great cause. Do they have any ties with Doctors without Borders?
deadhead94 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 2 Users Say Thank You to deadhead94 For This Useful Post:
eldizle (01-14-2013), Jester4yall (01-14-2013)
Old 01-14-2013, 10:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
Love. Share it.
 
eldizle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Denver Motherfuckin' Colorado
Posts: 7,176
Thanks: 2,150
Thanked 1,695 Times in 910 Posts
It's all situational. Are you going to find a person you want to marry in a bar where people are looking to hook up and or fuck? I don't think so, but then, I wouldn't think that people are going into that situation looking for long term commitments.

I would say I don't see quick sex as something that precludes a long term relationship. Maybe I'm naive.

But I think it all has to do with the person and situation.
eldizle is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2013, 10:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
Learner
 
Sir-Ex's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Vancouver, BC
Posts: 15,462
Thanks: 2,421
Thanked 4,902 Times in 2,806 Posts
Yes.

But she cheats.
__________________
Smile

Dire gnosis
Sir-Ex is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2013, 10:14 AM   #6 (permalink)
Love. Share it.
 
eldizle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Denver Motherfuckin' Colorado
Posts: 7,176
Thanks: 2,150
Thanked 1,695 Times in 910 Posts
Another thing I'd like to ask, ncc. Do you consider yourself a suitable mate for marriage? You've talked a lot about your own sluttiness, but I don't see much reflection on that aspect.

You like to fuck on the first date. Are you also looking for something more long term?

How is that not hypocritical?

If you see a female who sleeps with another quickly as someone unworthy of making a commitment with, you should examine your own worthiness of commitment if you plan to continue to be a little man-slut.

Or don't, this is all really just conversation.
eldizle is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to eldizle For This Useful Post:
AnimalLover420 (01-15-2013), Grieves (01-14-2013), Home Wrecker (02-24-2013)
Old 01-14-2013, 10:18 AM   #7 (permalink)
XXXXXXXXXXX
 
DC buds's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Lost World of Cannabis
Posts: 598
Thanks: 123
Thanked 73 Times in 30 Posts
Probably not! Unless you are very rich with a huge cock.
__________________
God created cannabis and man created alcohol, now who do you trust?
DC buds is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2013, 01:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
Derp?
 
fenderbender's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: new jersey
Posts: 8,826
Thanks: 12,587
Thanked 3,977 Times in 2,378 Posts
my second gf was a hoe. not a dirty skanky girl, but one who slept with a fair amount of people. she would just give it up pretty easily like many young girls.

once we started dating though she really turned into A+ gf material. i couldnt commit though cause i was dumb and 19. she is just getting cooler tho and we are still friends.

id marry her someday maybe.


all my other experiences are generally negative though.


id say how quickly she fucks doesnt matter as much as how sneaky and prone to lieing she is.
id date another quick lay, but will never give another chance to a girl that lied or cheated in a past relationship or something.
__________________
Imagine &

come hang out and chat while watching TV/movies on stream

Quote:
Originally Posted by SoK View Post
Then there are wolves like me that follow our own instinct.
<3
fenderbender is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2013, 02:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
31337
 
deadhead94's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Frog Balls, Arkansas
Posts: 17,557
Thanks: 492
Thanked 1,638 Times in 1,036 Posts
What about the one that was a hooker? That seems relevant.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by adventure View Post
I Just looked up MSF. I that looks like a great cause. Do they have any ties with Doctors without Borders?
deadhead94 is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to deadhead94 For This Useful Post:
Lloydy (01-15-2013)
Old 01-14-2013, 02:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
exitdoesnotexist
 
Terry's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Northern Idaho
Posts: 4,990
Thanks: 4,770
Thanked 4,705 Times in 2,350 Posts
The chick I went out with the longest (four years) I fucked on the first date.
__________________
Cherish your memorized weakness
Fashioned from a manifesto
Lady, I am no futurist,
I'm my only critic
Terry is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Terry For This Useful Post:
AnimalLover420 (01-15-2013), Canuck Wisdom (01-14-2013), fenderbender (01-15-2013), Mescalito (01-15-2013)
Old 01-14-2013, 02:36 PM   #11 (permalink)
Fall Be Kind
 
Grieves's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 19,003
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 7,554
Thanked 8,574 Times in 4,230 Posts
every bar needs a few good sluts...

a few guys will try to think they can lock that shit down but then realize that they met when trying to get a poke on while wasted, and forget that some chicks like to get drunk and fuck as much as the dudes...

Don't be an idiot, make your intentions clear from the beginning and if you don't share mutual needs, then fuck and move on...No reason to degrade the fine ladies of the night, that just want to have some fun like you do...
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by ionlylooklazy View Post
If yahooka ever goes down permanently im going to make a bid for he domain. On the website will be only a single sentence 'suck it grieves'


| ( ◡)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

There's a knock at your door
You don't even recognize the stranger
It's you from before
Tryin' to warn you all about the dangers
There's a hole in your head
At least that's what everybody's guessing
It's why you're always misread
It's why you sleep but you never feel rested
You never get your rest in
Grieves is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 3 Users Say Thank You to Grieves For This Useful Post:
Home Wrecker (02-24-2013), Jester4yall (01-14-2013), Sir-Ex (01-14-2013)
Old 01-14-2013, 02:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
Decade Yahookan
 
Harry Pothead's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: nowhere
Posts: 7,512
Thanks: 1,977
Thanked 1,999 Times in 1,144 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Terry View Post
The chick I went out with the longest (four years) I fucked on the first date.
I have heard this from many of my friends too.

The girl may just be lonely, and have a skewed idea of how to get men to care about her.

Just because she was promiscuous while single doesn't mean she will be in a LTR....

However, it may be more likely

There is only one thing a girl can do for me to truly consider her a whore.

I'm sure most of you know what that is
__________________
"All our behaviours are a result of neurophysiological activity in the brain. There is no reason to believe there is any magic going on."-Steven Pinker

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." -Aalewis

Harry Pothead is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2013, 03:03 PM   #13 (permalink)
Cannabis Connoisseur
 
abnormalmindset's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Bama
Posts: 126
Thanks: 31
Thanked 51 Times in 37 Posts
She wasn't born a hoe so she took free will to become one. So that free will is still available to her as a hoe. She can change if she wants to. Perception is reality. Change her perception. The hoe part is a facade for what else is fuct up in her life. Tear down down all boundaries that the ego of man has created. Labels, role playing or whatever the situation is, she has some serious issues already. Don't add to them, help her. This life is a gift to be lived and loved. Just my 5 worth.
__________________
(<>..(<>..<>)..<>)
abnormalmindset is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 7 Users Say Thank You to abnormalmindset For This Useful Post:
AnimalLover420 (01-15-2013), Canuck Wisdom (01-14-2013), Captain Cannabis (01-14-2013), fenderbender (01-15-2013), Grieves (02-23-2013), Mescalito (01-15-2013), NugJug (03-01-2013)
Old 01-14-2013, 03:11 PM   #14 (permalink)
Ncc
YOLO CONSULTANT
 
Ncc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,739
Thanks: 400
Thanked 1,254 Times in 783 Posts
Hmm

Perhaps I should re phrase that I don't push THAT hard for sex on first date but if she offering I won't turn down. Good chance won't call again unless maybe some exceptional . I don't hook up with nearly enough girls to be considered a man slut lol.
Marriage isn't what I'm after yet. I do consider myself an almost perfect person. I'm sure I'll make some women quite happy someday. I take an actual relationship seriously.

Fender good point if someone cheated in the past that's a massive red flag.
__________________
]http://news.worldwild.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/red_panda.jpg
This is the Red Panda of Hustling, SkrillaBear. Whenever you see him you are blessed if you say out loud I FUCKING LOVE RED PANDAS. Otherwise you will be cursed to be reborn as a bamboo shoot for your next 1,000 lives.


Y0lo - Skeet- Swag - Boss Tycoon - Ballin - Livin - Smashin Ratchet Pussy Daily (SRPD) - HYPHY -
Ncc is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following User Says Thank You to Ncc For This Useful Post:
eldizle (01-14-2013)
Old 01-14-2013, 03:13 PM   #15 (permalink)
safety word: more
 
Captain Cannabis's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: m.i.a.
Posts: 18,241
Thanks: 3,965
Thanked 4,926 Times in 2,630 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by abnormalmindset View Post
She wasn't born a hoe so she took free will to become one. So that free will is still available to her as a hoe. She can change if she wants to. Perception is reality. Change her perception. The hoe part is a facade for what else is fuct up in her life. Tear down down all boundaries that the ego of man has created. Labels, role playing or whatever the situation is, she has some serious issues already. Don't add to them, help her. This life is a gift to be lived and loved. Just my 5 worth.
that was beautiful
__________________
fuck the monkeys
Captain Cannabis is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 4 Users Say Thank You to Captain Cannabis For This Useful Post:
Canuck Wisdom (01-14-2013), fenderbender (01-15-2013), Harry Pothead (01-14-2013), Mescalito (01-15-2013)
Old 01-14-2013, 03:19 PM   #16 (permalink)
Fall Be Kind
 
Grieves's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 19,003
Blog Entries: 1
Thanks: 7,554
Thanked 8,574 Times in 4,230 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ncc View Post
Hmm

Perhaps I should re phrase that I don't push THAT hard for sex on first date but if she offering I won't turn down. Good chance won't call again unless maybe some exceptional . I don't hook up with nearly enough girls to be considered a man slut lol.
Marriage isn't what I'm after yet. I do consider myself an almost perfect person. I'm sure I'll make some women quite happy someday. I take an actual relationship seriously.

Fender good point if someone cheated in the past that's a massive red flag.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by ionlylooklazy View Post
If yahooka ever goes down permanently im going to make a bid for he domain. On the website will be only a single sentence 'suck it grieves'


| ( ◡)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)

There's a knock at your door
You don't even recognize the stranger
It's you from before
Tryin' to warn you all about the dangers
There's a hole in your head
At least that's what everybody's guessing
It's why you're always misread
It's why you sleep but you never feel rested
You never get your rest in
Grieves is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 5 Users Say Thank You to Grieves For This Useful Post:
AnimalLover420 (01-15-2013), Bondi Bad Dog (01-15-2013), Home Wrecker (02-24-2013), Mescalito (01-15-2013), Terry (01-14-2013)
Old 01-14-2013, 03:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
Yahookan
 
farmergiles's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: wakka wakka wakka
Posts: 9,445
Thanks: 2,784
Thanked 4,878 Times in 3,132 Posts
I'm amused by your categorization of women Carlos.
__________________
Cultivate a stoic calmness
Fuck the Monkeys
farmergiles is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2013, 04:08 PM   #18 (permalink)
Ncc
YOLO CONSULTANT
 
Ncc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,739
Thanks: 400
Thanked 1,254 Times in 783 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grieves View Post
Lol i was going to say perfect then last minute added in the almost. I'm insanely happy with myself.
__________________
]http://news.worldwild.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/red_panda.jpg
This is the Red Panda of Hustling, SkrillaBear. Whenever you see him you are blessed if you say out loud I FUCKING LOVE RED PANDAS. Otherwise you will be cursed to be reborn as a bamboo shoot for your next 1,000 lives.


Y0lo - Skeet- Swag - Boss Tycoon - Ballin - Livin - Smashin Ratchet Pussy Daily (SRPD) - HYPHY -
Ncc is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2013, 04:09 PM   #19 (permalink)
ҰĦǾΏҜλИ
 
Suliman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Hawaii
Posts: 759
Thanks: 664
Thanked 237 Times in 159 Posts
Quote:
And when it all boils down you gonna find in the end
a bitch is a bitch, but a Dogg is a man's best friend
Suliman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 01-14-2013, 11:59 PM   #20 (permalink)
Decade Yahookan
 
Harry Pothead's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: nowhere
Posts: 7,512
Thanks: 1,977
Thanked 1,999 Times in 1,144 Posts
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ncc View Post
Hmm

Perhaps I should re phrase that I don't push THAT hard for sex on first date but if she offering I won't turn down. Good chance won't call again unless maybe some exceptional . I don't hook up with nearly enough girls to be considered a man slut lol.
Marriage isn't what I'm after yet. I do consider myself an almost perfect person. I'm sure I'll make some women quite happy someday. I take an actual relationship seriously.

Fender good point if someone cheated in the past that's a massive red flag.
__________________
"All our behaviours are a result of neurophysiological activity in the brain. There is no reason to believe there is any magic going on."-Steven Pinker

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." -Aalewis

Harry Pothead is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 12:55 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
Inactive Reminders By Icora Web Design