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Old 03-06-2013, 05:49 PM   #21 (permalink)
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I went from friends to boyfriend/girlfriend with Christine. I liked her a lot. I took it too slow, she got bored and left. I didn't step up to the plate and treated the relationship like it was before we were "together".

I promised myself two things; I wouldn't be so timid and never, ever let someone I liked that much go so easily.

Don't be afraid to jump right in. You've talked, it's something you both want, you're foot's in the door keep on walking. Happy for you man.
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Old 03-06-2013, 06:43 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I'm no real friend of taking it slow either. I asked my friend if we could take the "kiss test" she wanted that. About a week later I asked if she wanted to see me naked. She thought that was OK too. Sex with someone new is normally awkward, too long a deal may make it more-so.
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Old 03-07-2013, 02:49 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Well the good news is I'm alive! A little hungover though. It was a bit awkward, but nothing too bad. There was lots of us just sitting about staring into our pints going 'dunno what to say really...'

Hes got mixed feelings about it, and says hell probably be upset the next time he sees us together. but meh! I think he's also bothered that he's the only single one in our friendship group now. (that guy used to be me MUWAHAHA).

As for the taking it slow thing, I think its actually going fine! Going at a steady pace but making nice progress. We've made out and hung around in our underwear and stuff lol. which is kind of surprising since she's kind of shy. At least it means she really does like me! and the 'used to be friends' thing isn't an issue. woop! its fucking awesome. I couldnt use my imagination and design myself a more beautiful woman. Im staying at hers this evening. hehee.

Anyways, no we haven't slept together yet, and I'm not really interested in doing so for a little while yet. There's still so much cool stuff to do beforehand! giggidy.
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Old 03-07-2013, 02:52 AM   #24 (permalink)
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shag it up against the washing machine on full spin.
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:09 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Ha! Not gay, we just both agreed that we'd like to do things in a certain order :P
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:26 AM   #26 (permalink)
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very cute, ube. neat to see in times like these.

good luck, sir. Not that you really need it, apparently.
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:41 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:59 AM   #28 (permalink)
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I don't know about you all, but the times that I 'took it slow', the girl got horny and bored and went to fuck someone else.

It is definately unnatractive for the man to make it obvious that all you want is sex, but it's more unnatractive if the girl gets the impression that you aren't majorly into fucking her.

Anyway mate, it's your balls that are becoming extremely painful not mine!
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Old 03-07-2013, 04:11 AM   #29 (permalink)
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sometimes you just gotta agree with bondi.

when i got with my wife we first had crazy sex before even agreeing to call each other boyfriend and girlfriend. all of the relationships where i tried to take it slow failed completely.
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Old 03-07-2013, 03:34 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Your relationship is all cream right now, enjoy it mate. There sure is plenty to do b4 sex and it's all fun!
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Old 03-07-2013, 06:08 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Rock and roll uber! Don't worry about your quasi-mate. He was shagging other broads, he can't say shit now. Im sure she's a great chick, and she's lucky to have a cat like you.
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Old 03-10-2013, 09:07 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I can't get over the fact she still likes you after you made her listen to Nick Cave.
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Old 03-11-2013, 03:32 AM   #33 (permalink)
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maybe this is code for her still banging some other dude on the side
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I can't get over the fact she still likes you after you made her listen to Nick Cave.

The other day we both got tickets to go see the man, one of the many reasons why im so stoked.
Nothing says romance like a bit of Wide Lovely Eyes



On a side note I met her dad today. Luckily I wore my brown trousers.
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Old 03-11-2013, 01:54 PM   #35 (permalink)
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He's just agitated that everyone isn't all over his dick for his "club bangers" that he makes in his mom's trailer...

Mocking Nick Cave is like mocking Tom Waits, it just shows how little you actually know about music...
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Black i thought you had good musical taste.... Wow guess i was wrong....
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i saw nick cave in 2010 and it was awesome
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^was that with Grinderman? I saw them aswell - one of the best shows I've ever seen
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Nick Cave is great, fuck y'all.
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