http://www.yahooka.com/blogs/seeds-and-stems/ The Guide to Marijuana on the Internet If we unite as one voice, we will be heard! en Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:45:19 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.yahooka.com/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.yahooka.com/blogs/seeds-and-stems/ http://www.yahooka.com/blogs/seeds-and-stems/103-my-left-nut.html Thu, 22 May 2008 19:24:48 GMT Dear yahooka , my left nut itches. I scratched it nearly until it bled and still it persists. I took out my trusted lady bic, lathered muh balls up good, and proceeded to shave every hair off that bitch. After I shaved it, I applied a thick coat of aftershave, which burned but in a good way. To prevent chaffing I wrapped my balls in cellophane and put on three pairs of boxers to be safe. Now I went to work yesterday hoping to get through the entire evening itch-free. NOT SO! As soon... Dear yahooka ,

my left nut itches. I scratched it nearly until it bled and still it persists. I took out my trusted lady bic, lathered muh balls up good, and proceeded to shave every hair off that bitch.

After I shaved it, I applied a thick coat of aftershave, which burned but in a good way. To prevent chaffing I wrapped my balls in cellophane and put on three pairs of boxers to be safe.

Now I went to work yesterday hoping to get through the entire evening itch-free. NOT SO! As soon as I started working (I work at the Unemployment office trying to help people find jobs and fill out paperwork) they started itching. Small at first but as I tried to ignore it they began to throb . I excused myself from the gentleman I was helping to fill out an app to the Pickle factory and went to the restroom.

There I scratched for about ten minutes until I had ballskin under my nails. Still they itched! I looked around the room to find anything that would ease my pain and it was then I had my epiphany.

A hammer sat at the base of the sink. A plumber had been in there a few days before installing some new drywall. I picked up the hammer and itched with the claw side. It felt good, real good. But still they itched.

I sat on the floor and began to cry. With my vision blurred by pain and tears I lifted the hammer high above my head and brought it down on my scrote. The pain was intense, but I felt a sense of relief.
Part of the gonad had burst forth through the skin of my sac from the blow, so I vowed to finish the job.

I emerged from the bathroom several minutes later, pantless, scroteless, and itchless. The man who was filling out his app looked at me and gawked at my torn genitals. I smiled at him and asked, "So, who can we use as references?" ]]> http://www.yahooka.com/blogs/seeds-and-stems/103-my-left-nut.html http://www.yahooka.com/blogs/seeds-and-stems/13-must-what-future-looks-like.html Sun, 02 Dec 2007 05:18:51 GMT OMG read my blog . me me em me me !!! this are my opions and rants. like them too. more to come in follow..... . OMG read my blog . me me em me me !!! this are my opions and rants. like them too.

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