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Old 09-30-2006, 08:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Marijuana Stem/seed Tea

Save all your seeds, save all your stems...Grind them up and put'm in a bag that wont break (i used a coffee filter and tied the top). Boil at a low temp for 2 hours with enough water to make 2 ramen noodle packages, (or however the fuck you wanna do it, just make sure the water has completely turned color). Then put the dankness is a gallon jug and fill the rest with plain water, then cool it down with some ice. Serve 2 the party of people your with and you'll be coolest dude ever. Everyone's getting high thanks to you and your seeds/stems. You can still use that bag full of stems and seeds for another mini tea time.
I've made this 3 times now, 1st time....eh, 2nd and 3rd, holy shit. My tongue, mouth, and throat all become num on contact. I could feel the tea in my stomach for minutes, then I became blazed as fuck, and it tastes good 2, to me. If it doesn't turn out amazing, put your own twist to it and eventually it'll be a monthly process to make some dank tea with your buddies, have fun, It's a bomb-ass way to start a sunny day.
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Old 09-30-2006, 08:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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ground up boiled seeds will not get you high. you have to plant them in soil to get high off them
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Old 09-30-2006, 08:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Ok, well i actually have way more whole seeds then ground up ones because my hand-held grinder only really takes the stem down to size. Plus I thought seeds have the strongest source of THC in them...hmmm, either way the fuckin tea trick works, I garentee it
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Old 09-30-2006, 08:52 AM   #4 (permalink)
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whole seeds wont get you high either, there is no thc in the seed. if you leave them out you will have a less bitter tasting brew

the seeds do have oil/ amino acids/nutrition that is good for you, the easiest way to consume is to soak them in water overnight, then rinse very well to remove the bitterness, then do them up in the blener with a little water and strain out the shells. the resulting cannabis-milk is very good for you, but it wont get you high either.
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the seeds have thc acid. and has to boiled off somehow.
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THC isn't water soluble either
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thc acid? are you even coherent when you type?
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Also getting empty tea bags and useing stems in them just like you would make normal tea works well.
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that sounds really good actually,

but people are argueing about if it works or not i might have to try it myself.
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fuckin grind up your stems and smoke them if you REALLY want to.

Then prepare for a harsh, woodsy smoke and a bad headache.

Poppy pod tea now... different story.
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i dunno if this is a gravedig >.>

but i was thinking of getting a lipton tea packet, removing half the tea, and adding some crushed stems. would this be a good idea?
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if its to brew a tea to get high on, no, its pointless. as has been pointed out in this thread, thc is not water soluble, which is why you can use water and ice to make hash (resin glands dont mix with water, and are heavier than water and sink, and you use filters to collect the resin).

if you enjoy tea flavored with marijuana stems, then yes, there would be a point to brewing them.

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Put cream in the microwave until it's steaming NOT BOILING then add that to your tea and let it steep for an hour in a thermos or something of the sort and the THC will attach to the fat in the cream. Aside from that just water+weed=lolz.
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wow....just wow....

thats all i have to say..

come on guys... come on.
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Naw man, srsly. Add the cream and you've got a nice little sore throat remedy.
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1. seeds have 0 THC in them because thc comes from the trichromes on a budding FEMALE plant that burst onto buds and or leaves/stems.

2. stems have around 1% thc in them depeding on how dank your bud was when it was growing and how close it was to the buds.

3. bud is and never will be water soluble. anyone who says they got high from just bud and water is lieing. they will always be lieing. dont belive them. ever. bud only binds to large molecules like fats oils and alchohols. aka olive oil,butter, everclear.

4if you want to make tea you have to boil milk/cream with your tea( the fattier the better, refer to the above fact)

if your making stem tea, just save up like an ounce of stems for all your bud bags then have your freinds over for a tea party with some boiled milk tea. or if your lazy and just want to create an east to make concotion with stems. place all your stems into a bottle of Grain alcohol
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Thumbs up Weed Tea

THC is not Water solvable, however it is fat solvable, meaning if you were to melt butter, or cream or whole milk and then add enough stems it should work.

Im actually about to go test it on about 2g's of very keify stems, ill let you know how it works


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Also getting empty tea bags and useing stems in them just like you would make normal tea works well.
So wrong, THC bonds to fat.

Anyways, I have about 3/4 of an ounce of really nice crystally stems. About a solid 17 grams and I was wondering legit should I go for tea or try and make brownies or cookies? I've never cooked with buds or stems before and I actually don't have any weed to smoke so I wanna get on this
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