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Old 11-11-2009, 04:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Wink How to Preserve Children....~

1 Grassy field
small pebbles
pinch of brook
2-3 small dogs
1 1/2 dozen children


METHOD:

Mix the children and dogs well together. Put them in the field, stirring constantly. Pour brook over pebbles and sprinkle with flowers. Spread a deep blue sky over all. Bake in a hot summer sun for one hour and set away to a cool bath tub~


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I also found this heart warming and fun.

Pharm_Girl is probably a really good cook. She seems to have a recipe for everything.
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Lightbulb Holiday Cookies for Man's Best Friend.....~

Ingredients:

1 cup of flour (I use Gluten free)
1 cup of Corn Meal
I cup of grated cheese (Mozzarella or Cheddar)
Beef or Chicken Broth (approxametly 1 cup....enough to ensure a firm dough)
1/4 cup hulled hemp seeds
6 tbsps of bacon grease
1 egg

Throw all in a bowl and mix by hand (the dog needs to smell your smell) making sure the dough is thick enough to roll!

Roll and use a cookie cutter in the shape of a dog bone....can use a glass to cut if you can't find those hard to find cutters!


Pre-heat oven to 325 degrees........takes about 10-15 minutes to cook!

Cool before serving.....and I promise you that your Best Friend will love you forever....~

Ruff Ruff..........~
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Homemade Dog Treat Recipe


4 cups whole wheat flour......(I'd use Gluten free)
1/4 cup cornmeal
1/4 cup cooked rice
1 egg
2 Tbsp. vegetable oil......(I'd use peanut or safflower oil)
Juice from a small orange
1 2/3 cup water



Mix all ingredients together well. Turn out onto a lightly floured surface and knead. Roll out dough to about 1/8 inch thickness and cut out desired shapes... doggy bones, paws, balls, etc... have fun!

Dipping Sauce:

#1
3 cups vanilla chips
1 Tbsp. spinach powder
1 tsp. garlic powder
1 tsp. vegetable oil


#2
3 cups carob chips
1 tsp. vegetable oil
1 tsp. turmeric powder


Melt chips in a double boiler or microwave. Add oils and seasonings. Dip tips of cookies, when cooled, into desired sauce and place on a pan lined with wax paper until set.

Yield: about 12 pieces
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Lightbulb Vegetarian Dog Biscuits

2 1/2 cups gluten free flour
3/4 cup dry milk powder
1/2 cup vegetable oil or peanut oil
2 tbs. brown sugar
2 vegetable bouillon cubes; dissolved in
3/4 cup boiling water
1/2 cup carrots (optional)
1 egg

Preheat oven to 300F. Mix all ingredients into a ball and roll out to about 1/4" thick. Cut with bone-shaped cookie cutter, or strips, or a cutter shape of your own choice. Place on ungreased cookie sheet and bake 30 minutes at 300F.

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Post Nutty Bones

1 3/4 cups flour
1/4 cup sesame seeds
1/2 cup brown sugar
12 tbs. butter
1/2 cup ground walnuts
1 egg yolk
1/2 cup vanilla extract
2 tbs. toasted wheat germ


Combine ingredients, knead until thoroughly blended. Roll out till 1/2" thick. Cut into shapes or just squares. Bake at 375F on ungreased cookie sheet for 12-15minutes. Cool. Store in airtight container. Keeps 2 weeks.

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Thumbs up Gourmet Dog Biscuits

12-16 ozs. raw liver
1 1/2 lbs. white flour
8 ozs. Quaker Oats
3 bouillon cubes, (meat or chicken flavored)
Approx. 1 cup water
2 eggs, beaten

Preheat oven to 350F. Grease 3 baking sheets. Chop the liver finely, by hand or in food processor. Mix flour and oats, crumble in the bouillon cubes, add eggs and the chopped liver. Add enough water to make a firm but slightly sticky dough. Spread evenly on the sheets about 1/2" thick. Dip a small dog-biscuit cutter in flour before cutting out each portion. Remove uncut parts. Spread out on another cookie sheet and repeat.Bake 1 hour. Store in airtight container in fridge for 2 weeks.

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Lightbulb Best Biscuits....~

2 teaspoons dry yeast
1/2 cup lukewarm water
2 tablespoons dry parsley
2 tablespoons minced garlic 1 1/2 cups chicken broth
3 tablespoons honey
1 egg
5-6 cups whole wheat flour


Directions:

Preheat oven to 350 ° F (180 ° C).

In a large bowl, dissolve yeast in warm water. Stir in the parsley, garlic, broth, honey, and egg. Gradually blend in flour, adding enough to form a stiff dough.

Transfer to a floured surface and knead until smooth (about 3-5 minutes). Shape the dough into a ball, and roll to 1/4-inch (6 mm) thick. Using small bone-shaped cookie cutters, make biscuits! Transfer to ungreased baking sheets, spacing them about 1/4 inch (6 mm) apart. Gather up the scraps, roll out again, and cut additional biscuits.

Bake for 30 minutes. Remove from oven and turn over. Bake for an additional 15 minutes, or until lightly browned on both sides. Let cool overnight. (After we finish baking all batches of biscuits, we turn off the oven, then spread all the biscuits out on one baking sheet and set them in the oven to cool overnight. The extra time in the oven as it cools off helps make the treats crispier and crunchier.)

Makes several dozen small bones that keep and freeze well. We like these biscuits because they're quick and easy and we always have the ingredients on hand to make them.


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1 cup rolled oats
1/3 cup margarine or butter
1 cup boiling water
3/4 cup cornmeal
1 tablespoon sugar
2 teaspoons chicken or beef instant bullion
1/2 cup milk
4 ounces shredded cheddar cheese ( 1 cup)
1 egg, beaten
2 cups white or wheat flour


Preheat oven to 325 degrees.Grease cookie sheets. In large bowl combone rolled oats, margarine and water; let stand for 10 minutes. Sitr in cornmeal, sugar, boullion, milk,cheese and egg. Mix well. Add flour 1 cup at a time, mixing well after each addition to form stiff dough.

On floured surface, knead in remaining flour until dough is smooth and no longer sticky, 3 to 4 minutes. Roll or pat out dough to 1/2 inch thickness; cut with cookie cutter. Place 1 inch apart on cookie sheets.

Bake for 35 to 45 minutes or until golden brown. Cool completely. Store loosely covered. Makes 3 1/2 dozen large biscuits.

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Ingredients:

2 cartons plain or vanilla yogurt (32 oz each)
1 small can tuna in water (8oz.)
2 tsp. garlic power
24 3 oz. plastic cups (not paper)

Instructions:

Open yogurt, if they are full to the top use a spoon & scoop out one cup (these will be frozen as plain yogurt). Put half of the can of tuna in each yogurt container add the garlic power (1 tsp. in each) & stir thoroughly.

Use a spoon & scoop the mixture into the cups. Place on a tray & freeze overnight.

Makes about 24 treats.

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Exclamation Dog Oil Supplement....~

Ingredients:

1/4 cup olive oil
1/4 cup canola oil
1/4 cup cod liver oil
1/4 cup flax seed oil

Instructions:
Place oils in brown bottle and shake well. Store in refrigerator.

Add two teaspoons to the dogs food each day. Can be add to dry food as well.

Safflower and Sunflower oil may used as well.

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I give my dogs salmon oil everyday and it's awesome. It makes their coat so much softer. But this sounds like an awesome recipe! Could salmon oil be substituted for the cod liver?
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Flax and cod liver ftw. Can't give too much tho unless you want to clean up diarrhea.
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I didn't know oils helped keep dogs coat's soft and shiny!

I see nothing adverse with any of the oils she suggested. Their all just from plants pretty much. Cool stuff to know thanks for sharing PG!
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Wink Bulldog Brownies

Ingredients:

1/2 cup shortening
3 tablespoons honey
4 eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla
1 cup whole wheat flour
1/4 cup carob flour (powder) info
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
Frosting
12 ounces nonfat cream cheese
2 teaspoons honey

Instructions:

Cream shortening and honey together thoroughly. Add remaining ingredients. Beat well. Bake in a greased cookie sheet (10x15") for 25 minutes at 350 degrees. Cool completely.

FROSTING: Blend together. Spread frosting over cool brownies. Cut into 3 inch or 1 1/2 inch squares.

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1/2 cup vegetable oil
1/2 cup shortening
1 cup honey
2 eggs
3 ¾ cups white flour
2 teaspoons cream of tartar
1 teaspoon baking soda
½ cup cornmeal
2 teaspoons cinnamon

Mix vegetable oil, shortening , honey with eggs. Beat well. Add flour, soda and cream of tartar. Knead dough until mixed well. Shape dough by rounded teaspoons into balls. Mix the cornmeal and cinnamon together in a bowl and roll balls in mixture. Place 2 inches apart on a greased cookie sheet . Press the balls down with a fork.

Bake for 8-10 minutes at 400F. Cool on a rack.

Shelf life is short for all the Dog Treats posted........keep out only enough for a few days!!
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