Hardly Any Bud? No Problem! - Page 8

Mystic Lady · 06-04-2005, 11:40 PM

I used this method of cooking weed when I was withdrawing from benzos, and I was curious....the butteriness of it was pretty gross, and with the withdrawal my stomach wasn't the best, but it worked well for me. Felt great and no tummy probs for a few hours, nice in a pinch.

Kenny Bus · 06-24-2005, 05:41 AM

ok so im trying this right now... its been awhile since i tried cooking with the good herb since its never worked for me and i just hate wasting. but since i cant smoke anymore this just gets more tempting every time i have to sit out on a session. the bud and butter is boiling right now, i chopped up a nice 1.5 nugget and thru in lots of butter cause 2 much is obviosuly better than not enough, although it will probably taste nasty. i'm sure i can swallow it if i can drink cough syrup. anyways ill keep ya posted. im gunna let it boil for awhile

Kenny Bus · 06-24-2005, 06:32 AM

well i just ate it, didnt taste 2 bad. i can feel it comming on, im all excited

i did it early morning so it would close to a wake and bake, on an empty stomach.

Kenny Bus · 06-24-2005, 08:37 AM

when the stress burns my brain, just like acid raindrops. maryjanes the only thang that will make the pain stop.

Mahavishnu · 06-25-2005, 09:33 PM

^what song is that

Kenny Bus · 06-26-2005, 09:17 AM

acid raindrops by the people under the stairs

gRiFFeR · 08-05-2005, 01:50 AM

I wanted to repost this recipe. Mainly, I don't think the instructions were completely clear as they should have been. Also, after using this recipe (possibly hundreds of times) I want to share what I have learned.

This may look similar to the first post in this thread, but there are modifications in the instructions. You SHOULD read this post instead of the first one in the thread.

Disclaimer: This post is a work of fiction. Neither I nor Yahooka.com or its affiliates are responsible for any consequences that may come from the use or misuse of this recipe. If you try this recipe, you agree that you are 1) trying it of your own free will and accord, 2) you will not hold me or Yahooka.com or its affiliates responsible for any damages that may arise from YOUR act of cooking this recipe, 3) you are a pothead and admit that you love mary-jane and fat, buttery substances.

BEGIN: There are many posts here regarding cooking weed with a small amount of weed, either because a large amount can't be acquired or they want to test the effects of cooking with weed. There is a sure-fire recipe that will work on amounts smaller than a dime.

PREPARATION: you will need a pot to cook noodles, 2 cups of water, butter, a pack of Ramen Noodles (you can substitute other kinds of noodles if you'd like; the important thing is that you get noodles to soak up the buttery-THC mixture that is the result of boiling the butter and the marijuana).

First off, you want to go to the store and get some Ramen Noodles. They cost 30 cents a pack so it shouldn't be a strain on any budget. Also, if you need some, buy some butter. Do NOT use margarine for this recipe, as it reduces the effectiveness. Butter is fairly inexpensive as well.

When you get ready to cook, bring water in a pot to a low-medium boil. You don't want it spraying all over the place. Also: Don't use too much water! Two cups will probably be sufficient for now, and if you need more then just add more in later. Take the amount of weed you want to cook with (usually use slightly more than the amount needed to get high by smoking a bowl to get a decent buzz; if you want to get somewhat high for a few hours, use AT LEAST a joint's worth). Chop up the weed as fine as you can get it.

You will also need butter, of course. As a rule, use an amount of butter that looks about the same size as the amount of weed you have. Then, get more butter (about half as much as you have now) and add it to your butter pile.

So you have a weed-to-butter ratio - 1:1.5. Don't forget this.

The boiling point of THC, according to erowid.org is 392 F (200 C). The boiling point of water is 212 F (100 C). I am not a chemistry major; however, I would assume that as long as you boil the water at the lowest temperature possible (low-medium setting), you will not boil-off any THC. Don't boil the water on any sort of HIGH setting, as it will definitely reduce the effectiveness of this recipe.

So you will probably have two piles, one of weed and one of butter. Add both to the boiling broth. You might also consider adding in other spices like oregano, garlic, or other greenish spices in case people get nosey; you could just tell them it's oregano or whatever. Plus the spices will mask any smell that's produced by cooking.

You'll want to boil it for at least 15 minutes, but up to 20 minutes if you can allow it. PREFERENCE: try to boil the weed until it has turned brown in color (this may be hard to spot if you are just looking at the pot; use a spoon to lift up a sample of the broth for closer inspection). Or, if your weed is FINELY chopped, just boil it for a good 5-10 minutes or so. The more finely-chopped your weed is, the less time you should boil it in the butter and water mixture. I can't give an exact rule on the time, unfortunately. Go with your instinct. You might have to repeat this recipe a couple of times before you get the hang of it.

Now plop the ramen noodles into the boiling water and stir and cook to preference (al dente, well-done, whatever floats your boat - just don't leave them in there for too long). Pour out all contents into a bowl (including the weed, DON'T STRAIN IT) and add in as much of the Ramen seasoning as you'd like.

PREFERENCE: EAT THIS RECIPE ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. THE MORE "FULL" YOU ARE, THE LESS EFFECTIVE THIS RECIPE BECOMES.

It actually tastes quite good, although a tad buttery. The Ramen flavoring does a good job of covering up any nasty weed-tasting gunk in the soup. Just eat it all, sit back and wait. In about 1-2 hours you will be *quite* messed up, depending on how much weed you used. I usually use about 2 bowls worth of kind bud, and I get pretty far out there.

SUPPLEMENT: 1 hour after eating this recipe, smoke the usual amount of bud you would normally smoke in order to get high. Supplimenting the recipe with a smoke session will definitely wreck you for a good amount of time (hours, at the very least). Eating the weed and smoking it will make for a DIFFERENT high than just smoking or eating alone; use your own discrection with this.

This is a great recipe for a few reasons:
One, it doesn't cost much at all.
Two, cooking with such a small amount doesn't really stink up the house so you can do it if your parents or your anti-potsmoking roommates are around.
Three, it gets you pretty damn stoned.

..gzagenius · 08-05-2005, 02:16 AM

imma do this

i keep tellin myself that tho lol

snapshot · 08-05-2005, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by griffer

the important thing is that you get noodles to soak up the buttery-THC mixture that is the result of boiling the butter and the marijuana).

As long as the butter absorbs the THC, why do the noodles need to absorb the butter? Can ramen noodles even absorb butter?

Also, what measurement are you using for your ratio? Mass? Size? Do you know how much butter you've been adding? ie 1 tbsp, 1/2 cup, etc?

If I have a gram of bud, it doesn't seem like I'd have to add more than have a tbsp of butter since butter is much more dense (though fat is usually considered less dense than many substances).

..gzagenius · 08-05-2005, 03:24 AM

^its called the eyeballin nigga

recognize

snapshot · 08-05-2005, 03:27 AM

you can't eyeball and pound of lead and a pound of feathers nigga.

ColtEtish · 08-06-2005, 12:42 AM

both you niggas betta recognize and get wit tha program.

yyaaaa babyy...yyaaaaaa

It works pretty damn good btw!

ajg2425 · 08-12-2005, 09:46 AM

i tried this with a dimebag of weed and got hardly any effects. should have just smoked the weed and could have gotten high multiple times!

Leprakrotch2 · 12-26-2005, 06:20 PM

tried this with like two grams of decent weed, good enough that smoking two grams would have gotten me really high. Didn't do shit.

12-26-2005, 06:50 PM

i wasn't able to get this shit to work. I wasted my last fat joint when I did.

don't remember · 01-19-2006, 05:32 AM

I can't believe anybody could screw up this recipe, and I can't believe this hasn't earned sticky rights... Best recipe around. Follow the directions carefully and you won't be disappointed.

Paranoid Android · 01-19-2006, 05:57 AM

^ We should totally sticky this thread.

..gzagenius · 01-29-2006, 01:00 AM

your supposed to drink the water, eat the noodles, everything

Mull D · 02-04-2006, 06:23 PM

I am making this right now with about 4-5 bowls split between me and my roommate, I will let you know how it goes in a few hours.

Fritz8216 · 02-06-2006, 12:23 PM

haha my roommate and i are goin to try right now too prolly goin to use half a gram of some good ass nug

06-04-2005, 11:40 PM	#141 (permalink)
Mystic Lady EYEHATEGOD Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 255 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I used this method of cooking weed when I was withdrawing from benzos, and I was curious....the butteriness of it was pretty gross, and with the withdrawal my stomach wasn't the best, but it worked well for me. Felt great and no tummy probs for a few hours, nice in a pinch. __________________ www.hank3.com ~Hank III and Assjack~ http://www.eyehategod.com/ Eyehategod

06-24-2005, 05:41 AM	#142 (permalink)
Kenny Bus Selfdestruct-o-Man Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,004 Thanks: 1 Thanked 8 Times in 5 Posts	ok so im trying this right now... its been awhile since i tried cooking with the good herb since its never worked for me and i just hate wasting. but since i cant smoke anymore this just gets more tempting every time i have to sit out on a session. the bud and butter is boiling right now, i chopped up a nice 1.5 nugget and thru in lots of butter cause 2 much is obviosuly better than not enough, although it will probably taste nasty. i'm sure i can swallow it if i can drink cough syrup. anyways ill keep ya posted. im gunna let it boil for awhile __________________ Minds are like parachutes, they're useless until open.

06-24-2005, 06:32 AM	#143 (permalink)
Kenny Bus Selfdestruct-o-Man Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,004 Thanks: 1 Thanked 8 Times in 5 Posts	well i just ate it, didnt taste 2 bad. i can feel it comming on, im all excited i did it early morning so it would close to a wake and bake, on an empty stomach. __________________ Minds are like parachutes, they're useless until open.

08-05-2005, 01:50 AM	#147 (permalink)
gRiFFeR Old School Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Hell Posts: 163 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 1 Post	Repost Of Recipe I wanted to repost this recipe. Mainly, I don't think the instructions were completely clear as they should have been. Also, after using this recipe (possibly hundreds of times) I want to share what I have learned. This may look similar to the first post in this thread, but there are modifications in the instructions. You SHOULD read this post instead of the first one in the thread. Disclaimer: This post is a work of fiction. Neither I nor Yahooka.com or its affiliates are responsible for any consequences that may come from the use or misuse of this recipe. If you try this recipe, you agree that you are 1) trying it of your own free will and accord, 2) you will not hold me or Yahooka.com or its affiliates responsible for any damages that may arise from YOUR act of cooking this recipe, 3) you are a pothead and admit that you love mary-jane and fat, buttery substances. BEGIN: There are many posts here regarding cooking weed with a small amount of weed, either because a large amount can't be acquired or they want to test the effects of cooking with weed. There is a sure-fire recipe that will work on amounts smaller than a dime. PREPARATION: you will need a pot to cook noodles, 2 cups of water, butter, a pack of Ramen Noodles (you can substitute other kinds of noodles if you'd like; the important thing is that you get noodles to soak up the buttery-THC mixture that is the result of boiling the butter and the marijuana). First off, you want to go to the store and get some Ramen Noodles. They cost 30 cents a pack so it shouldn't be a strain on any budget. Also, if you need some, buy some butter. Do NOT use margarine for this recipe, as it reduces the effectiveness. Butter is fairly inexpensive as well. When you get ready to cook, bring water in a pot to a low-medium boil. You don't want it spraying all over the place. Also: Don't use too much water! Two cups will probably be sufficient for now, and if you need more then just add more in later. Take the amount of weed you want to cook with (usually use slightly more than the amount needed to get high by smoking a bowl to get a decent buzz; if you want to get somewhat high for a few hours, use AT LEAST a joint's worth). Chop up the weed as fine as you can get it. You will also need butter, of course. As a rule, use an amount of butter that looks about the same size as the amount of weed you have. Then, get more butter (about half as much as you have now) and add it to your butter pile. So you have a weed-to-butter ratio - 1:1.5. Don't forget this. The boiling point of THC, according to erowid.org is 392 F (200 C). The boiling point of water is 212 F (100 C). I am not a chemistry major; however, I would assume that as long as you boil the water at the lowest temperature possible (low-medium setting), you will not boil-off any THC. Don't boil the water on any sort of HIGH setting, as it will definitely reduce the effectiveness of this recipe. So you will probably have two piles, one of weed and one of butter. Add both to the boiling broth. You might also consider adding in other spices like oregano, garlic, or other greenish spices in case people get nosey; you could just tell them it's oregano or whatever. Plus the spices will mask any smell that's produced by cooking. You'll want to boil it for at least 15 minutes, but up to 20 minutes if you can allow it. PREFERENCE: try to boil the weed until it has turned brown in color (this may be hard to spot if you are just looking at the pot; use a spoon to lift up a sample of the broth for closer inspection). Or, if your weed is FINELY chopped, just boil it for a good 5-10 minutes or so. The more finely-chopped your weed is, the less time you should boil it in the butter and water mixture. I can't give an exact rule on the time, unfortunately. Go with your instinct. You might have to repeat this recipe a couple of times before you get the hang of it. Now plop the ramen noodles into the boiling water and stir and cook to preference (al dente, well-done, whatever floats your boat - just don't leave them in there for too long). Pour out all contents into a bowl (including the weed, DON'T STRAIN IT) and add in as much of the Ramen seasoning as you'd like. PREFERENCE: EAT THIS RECIPE ON AN EMPTY STOMACH. THE MORE "FULL" YOU ARE, THE LESS EFFECTIVE THIS RECIPE BECOMES. It actually tastes quite good, although a tad buttery. The Ramen flavoring does a good job of covering up any nasty weed-tasting gunk in the soup. Just eat it all, sit back and wait. In about 1-2 hours you will be quite messed up, depending on how much weed you used. I usually use about 2 bowls worth of kind bud, and I get pretty far out there. SUPPLEMENT: 1 hour after eating this recipe, smoke the usual amount of bud you would normally smoke in order to get high. Supplimenting the recipe with a smoke session will definitely wreck you for a good amount of time (hours, at the very least). Eating the weed and smoking it will make for a DIFFERENT high than just smoking or eating alone; use your own discrection with this. This is a great recipe for a few reasons: One, it doesn't cost much at all. Two, cooking with such a small amount doesn't really stink up the house so you can do it if your parents or your anti-potsmoking roommates are around. Three, it gets you pretty damn stoned.

08-05-2005, 03:27 AM	#151 (permalink)
snapshot no custom. customize Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The unOriginal Rorschach. Posts: 19,305 Thanks: 15 Thanked 18 Times in 17 Posts	you can't eyeball and pound of lead and a pound of feathers nigga. __________________ We are all atheists about most of the gods that society has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further. -Richard Dawkins

06-24-2005, 08:37 AM	#144 (permalink)
Kenny Bus Selfdestruct-o-Man Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,004 Thanks: 1 Thanked 8 Times in 5 Posts	when the stress burns my brain, just like acid raindrops. maryjanes the only thang that will make the pain stop.

06-26-2005, 09:17 AM	#146 (permalink)
Kenny Bus Selfdestruct-o-Man Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 2,004 Thanks: 1 Thanked 8 Times in 5 Posts	acid raindrops by the people under the stairs

08-12-2005, 09:46 AM	#153 (permalink)
ajg2425 banned until 13 oct 2005 Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: ROC Posts: 889 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i tried this with a dimebag of weed and got hardly any effects. should have just smoked the weed and could have gotten high multiple times!

12-26-2005, 06:20 PM	#154 (permalink)
Leprakrotch2 Old School Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 172 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	tried this with like two grams of decent weed, good enough that smoking two grams would have gotten me really high. Didn't do shit.

12-26-2005, 06:50 PM	#155 (permalink)
Michigan_Militia Guest Posts: n/a	i wasn't able to get this shit to work. I wasted my last fat joint when I did.

01-19-2006, 05:32 AM	#156 (permalink)
don't remember Yahookian Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Over here. WAIT! Over there! Posts: 420 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I can't believe anybody could screw up this recipe, and I can't believe this hasn't earned sticky rights... Best recipe around. Follow the directions carefully and you won't be disappointed. __________________ Sleeping Pills Common side effects include: *night terrors - I'll take another hit to ease the pain of being inbetween hits.

01-19-2006, 05:57 AM	#157 (permalink)
Paranoid Android Down is the new up. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: BC, Canada Posts: 2,997 Thanks: 29 Thanked 36 Times in 31 Posts	^ We should totally sticky this thread. __________________ "We're not scaremongering, this is really happening."

02-04-2006, 06:23 PM	#159 (permalink)
Mull D Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 4,584 Thanks: 455 Thanked 156 Times in 81 Posts	I am making this right now with about 4-5 bowls split between me and my roommate, I will let you know how it goes in a few hours.

02-06-2006, 12:23 PM	#160 (permalink)
Fritz8216 YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	haha my roommate and i are goin to try right now too prolly goin to use half a gram of some good ass nug

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