Ack118

Figured a thread like this should help spark some ideas for myself and other people out there.

yungsmoke

The only ways I've passed my few drug screens was that I completely abstained from smoking for a few weeks, but I also had that amount of time to prepare. I've passed a few pre-employment screenings from abstaining and I've had to flush once for my probation officer.

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C_ka

quit for 4 weeks.

used someone elses piss once cause i wasn't being watched - test void.

used adulterant once - test void

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- Cypress Hill

"Years ago I recognized my kinship with all living things, and I made up my mind that I was not one bit better than the meanest on the earth. I said then and I say now, that while there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; while there is a soul in prison, I am not free."
— Eugene V. Debs

daisygirl

i've been smoking off and on for over 15 yrs. I had to take a random test once for work. i had 1 days warning so i used some one else's pee. double zip lock bagged it and took in a tiny pair of scissors to cut a hole. i put it in my pants (like a maxipad, yes gross i know but i was desparate) to keep it warm. passed with no problem.
2nd time i was getting a job at a bank and had to take a test. it was last minute and i figured i'd fail but gave it a try anyway. my friend had told me about drinking vinegar. i believe this would be the same as drinking pickle juice. i remember the day i mixed about 1/4-1/2 cup of vinegar with some orange juice for taste. i was so sure it wouldn't work i smokes a fatty as i drank it. Couldn't believe i passed the test and got the job.

abcd

I've passed with stop smoking for 2 weeks and dilution.

I've also passed with powdered urine (recommended for employment tests or whenver you're not being watched).

Here's the complete process I went through including trying to get the temp. right.

http://www.yahooka.com/forum/drug-te...s-too-hot.html

bjk204

I have now passed 3 pre-employment piss tests for 3 different companies at 3 different testing labs,lol. The most recent was this morning, i had to take a pre-employment urinalysis for the U.S. Postal Service. Obviously I passed. They are a joke. The other 2 companies were Loomis Fargo(we carried guns) and Waste Management(good pay but garbage stinks).

SOLUTION: believe it or not synthetic urine. Quick Fix from Spectrum Labs.

All 3 times I just heated it in the microwave for ten seconds, and put it on my leg, i held it there with the elastic from a sock. They cant make you undress and you have complete privacy to pull it out and pour it in the cup. Same goes with D.O.T physicals and drug test. They by law cant make you undress before the piss test, so they send you in the bathroom with a cup and you are good to go. Just make sure that the thermometer on the bottle is above 90 degrees or they will know and you will be screwd. I sure hope this helps all you pre-employment people. Shit, I smoke daily, this is the way to go. Peace out fellow tokers, its 4:20 and I am getting lit.

~1~

^^^ Fake pee ftw, I would recommend a premixed solution instead of a powder though, less chance of fucking that up. Last one I used was Dr.Greens Agent X but I haven't seen it at my local headshop for awhile.

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bizong

i went in for a grocery store pre employment test high as shit and passed. oral swab.

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Rectum? Damn near killed him!

dont wanna

does anyone know if "urine luck" works?

KingKoopa

I report monthly on probation and never get caught after about 4 tests by smoking 2 weeks and stoping 2 weeks. About half a gallon of water a day for the last week. Then plenty on test day... about another half gallon.

daisygirl

how did you pass that?