post office drug test?

Adidas420 · 03-02-2008, 01:15 PM

I got a job offer from the post office and I was just wondering if anyone here knew what the drug screening process was like? It saids in the letter that you get to take it in private but you have to remove "outer clothing" does that just mean like your jacket and stuff or does it mean strip to your underwear? Do you also take the physical there or is that done later? would it be possible to substitute someone elses pee if I wear tighty whities under my boxers?thanks in advance everyone

Xil · 03-02-2008, 01:30 PM

Probably means down to underwear. Keep synthetic urine under yer balls.

Adidas420 · 03-02-2008, 02:18 PM

what about a little bottle of sunny D, with someone's piss with hand warmers? hopefully they don't check to see if i'm jocking anything.

kbm92064 · 03-02-2008, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Adidas420

I got a job offer from the post office and I was just wondering if anyone here knew what the drug screening process was like? It saids in the letter that you get to take it in private but you have to remove "outer clothing" does that just mean like your jacket and stuff or does it mean strip to your underwear? Do you also take the physical there or is that done later? would it be possible to substitute someone elses pee if I wear tighty whities under my boxers?thanks in advance everyone

You must keep urine at body temp and as fresh as possible or it will come back inconclusive and you will have to retake. Best advise before getting the job and applying is to clean up for at least 3 weeks and buy some of the drink stuff. Good luck!

yungsmoke · 03-03-2008, 01:25 AM

Actually an inconclusive test is a blessing in disguise. The only items that a marijuana user needs to pass a drug screen is determination and time. If what you say is true about stripping down for the screening, then I would not risk false urine. I may invest in a wizzinator if I were extremely paranoid, but abstinence and plenty of fluids is all you need.

wanderlust · 03-03-2008, 02:57 AM

I really really doubt that they make you strip to your boxers. I imagine it just means you have to take off your jacket, hoody, and whatever else if you got extra layers on. Stripping everyone down to their underwear seems mighty fucked up. Unless maybe in your physical you get to do the whole turn your head and cough thing and they just make you pee in a cup after the doctor leaves the room or something, but I doubt it.

kbm92064 · 03-03-2008, 11:47 AM

Abstinence and plenty of fluid is the best way and I personnally wouldn't take the chance of failing because then you can never reaply. I am currently having to not be able to smoke myself. I want to sooo bad and have plenty here to do so but will not risk the job for it. I am having to transfer postisions within the company and the transfer request states that if you were employed before 2002 that you have to submit to a drug test. Which sucks because I was hired in 2001. So If I were to come up dirty I would loose everything there,especially trust,and 6 years of hard work in a great place,so to me it's not worth the risk. But I assure you once I transfer and test and all is good(it's been well over a month and a half for me so far) that I will light up and invest in some CHRONIC thank you very much. The wait will be soooo worth it I'm sure. So keep that in mind. Drink,drink and more drink and piss like crazy to clean out. A very big blunt awaits me!

And all those to are doing the same thing

Adidas420 · 03-03-2008, 06:32 PM

Just took it with my friends piss jocked, everything went smooth. If the temperature wasn't right they'd tell me on the spot right? It was only like 10 minutes old and I had some hand warmer things on it but I don't think they warmed up to their max temp. I dunno it was under my balls the whole time so I'm sure its all good. I'm just kinda worried because my interview is already preplanned for a certain date. So I don't wanna show up there and have them just deny me on the spot ya know.

Xil · 03-03-2008, 06:42 PM

Putting hand warmers and someone else's piss under you nut sack, now if thats not dedication i dont know what is.

Adidas420 · 03-03-2008, 07:21 PM

I know it was some crazy shit, whatever though. I was kinda desperate, didn't want the feds to know I smoke bud...lol. Plus, gotta do what you gotta do ya know?

03-02-2008, 01:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Adidas420 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 41 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	post office drug test? I got a job offer from the post office and I was just wondering if anyone here knew what the drug screening process was like? It saids in the letter that you get to take it in private but you have to remove "outer clothing" does that just mean like your jacket and stuff or does it mean strip to your underwear? Do you also take the physical there or is that done later? would it be possible to substitute someone elses pee if I wear tighty whities under my boxers?thanks in advance everyone

03-02-2008, 01:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,292 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 993 Thanked 1,108 Times in 687 Posts	Probably means down to underwear. Keep synthetic urine under yer balls. __________________ Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life

03-03-2008, 11:47 AM	#7 (permalink)
kbm92064 YaHookan Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Abstinence and plenty of fluid is the best way and I personnally wouldn't take the chance of failing because then you can never reaply. I am currently having to not be able to smoke myself. I want to sooo bad and have plenty here to do so but will not risk the job for it. I am having to transfer postisions within the company and the transfer request states that if you were employed before 2002 that you have to submit to a drug test. Which sucks because I was hired in 2001. So If I were to come up dirty I would loose everything there,especially trust,and 6 years of hard work in a great place,so to me it's not worth the risk. But I assure you once I transfer and test and all is good(it's been well over a month and a half for me so far) that I will light up and invest in some CHRONIC thank you very much. The wait will be soooo worth it I'm sure. So keep that in mind. Drink,drink and more drink and piss like crazy to clean out. A very big blunt awaits me!And all those to are doing the same thing

03-03-2008, 06:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,292 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 993 Thanked 1,108 Times in 687 Posts	Putting hand warmers and someone else's piss under you nut sack, now if thats not dedication i dont know what is. __________________ Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life

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03-02-2008, 02:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
Adidas420 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 41 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	what about a little bottle of sunny D, with someone's piss with hand warmers? hopefully they don't check to see if i'm jocking anything.

03-03-2008, 02:57 AM	#6 (permalink)
wanderlust Old School Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: various places in CO Posts: 1,276 Thanks: 45 Thanked 31 Times in 20 Posts	I really really doubt that they make you strip to your boxers. I imagine it just means you have to take off your jacket, hoody, and whatever else if you got extra layers on. Stripping everyone down to their underwear seems mighty fucked up. Unless maybe in your physical you get to do the whole turn your head and cough thing and they just make you pee in a cup after the doctor leaves the room or something, but I doubt it.

03-03-2008, 06:32 PM	#8 (permalink)
Adidas420 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 41 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Just took it with my friends piss jocked, everything went smooth. If the temperature wasn't right they'd tell me on the spot right? It was only like 10 minutes old and I had some hand warmer things on it but I don't think they warmed up to their max temp. I dunno it was under my balls the whole time so I'm sure its all good. I'm just kinda worried because my interview is already preplanned for a certain date. So I don't wanna show up there and have them just deny me on the spot ya know.

03-03-2008, 07:21 PM	#10 (permalink)
Adidas420 YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 41 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I know it was some crazy shit, whatever though. I was kinda desperate, didn't want the feds to know I smoke bud...lol. Plus, gotta do what you gotta do ya know?

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