drug test..ugh ohhh

illest12 · 03-09-2008, 09:05 AM

so i have to take a drug test for my new job, and i'm not really that worried about it becuase my friend just took it at the same place and she said it would be pretty easy for me to bring clean piss in with me and that would be my best bet.

So yeah, that's what im gunna do.

My only question is that she said they turn a switch and turn off all the water and they put some stuff in the toilet and it's like a dye or something??

That's the only thing that i'm worried about...

wtf is the stuff they put in the toilet???

thanks guys.

illest12 · 03-09-2008, 09:41 AM

bump

Mental · 03-09-2008, 10:15 AM

Probably blue dye to make sure you're actually pissing in the toilet. Meaning you may need to let a little go into the toilet otherwise they'll know you've just poured it in from an outside container. But that's only my speculation.

illest12 · 03-09-2008, 10:25 AM

k thanks..thats what i figured too.

illest12 · 03-09-2008, 10:25 AM

...do u think the temp. is going to matter?

Mental · 03-09-2008, 10:47 AM

Temp doesn't matter, as long as you can make sure the stuff in the bottle you're using is the right temp. The piss that comes out of you into the toilet (don't let a lot in but a bit) will cool down significantly once it hits the water, I don't really believe it's possible to get an accurate reading on the temp in the toilet vs the temp of the sample as you can sit in the bathroom for a few mins after you fill the cup and just say you were finishing up. Not that I believe they will ask. But make sure you hide that container somewhere other than a pocket or someplace visible. Every test I've ever taken they make you remove everything from your pockets (up and including turning out pockets to PROVE there is nothing in them).

illest12 · 03-09-2008, 10:50 AM

does the temp of the container i have matter?/

Mental · 03-09-2008, 10:59 AM

The contents of the container have to be between 90-100 degrees, it can't be under or over that range. If it is, they will make you pour it out and "re-do" it. My best advice (depending on the one you picked up) is toss it in the micro for 6 sec, then wrap it in the heat pad. Run your finger over the temp strip on the bottle if it's between the 90-100 you're good to go. Also make sure you recheck the temp when you pour it into the cup, you need it in that range that's the MOST important thing, if you pass that part I don't believe it's possible to fail (at least in my experience, if you can get the temp right when you're transferring containers you're golden).

There should be a check box on the form that says "Was the sample between 90-100" if they check yes you're good.

illest12 · 03-09-2008, 11:14 AM

damn..that sounds like a lot of work.

i had no idea..

im just making one of the pledges in my sorority piss for me becausee she doesnt do drugs...and then pouring it into a container and taking it with me...but now all this heat business, i'm not so sure that's gunna work.

Mental · 03-09-2008, 11:26 AM

See, the problem with that, is there can be other things that come up if you use another person's piss. I'd recommend if you're going to not use yours, you spend 30-40 and buy some synthetic as those come in kits that have the heating pads/containers with the temp gages and whatnot. It's sooooooo easy to use synthetics and you don't risk them even questioning whether or not it's yours. Also, I have no idea how you would even keep someone elses piss the right temp until you need it.

illest12 · 03-09-2008, 11:31 AM

fuck, i should have just stopped smoking for a week. Damn.

ml2f · 03-09-2008, 11:46 AM

The only way your going to pass this test with such short notice is using someone else's urine that your 100% positive is clean, easiest way is to put the "donated" urine into a small bottle like a elmers glue bottle, you have to generally have 60 cc's of urine which is about a 1/4 cup of urine, it's important that the urine is body temp because the specimen cup will have a temperature strip on it anything below body temp which is 98.6 degrees will cause you to retest, you have to "crotch it" might be a bit difficult walking around with that between your legs but it's the only way, you might want to tape it as well in case the ask you to fully undress. Good luck.

eldizle · 03-09-2008, 11:49 AM

rubber band one of these around the container for at least 15 minutes beforehand. they're sold in gas stations and walmart.

That is what I do for the clinic.

The dye is in the toilet so that people don't try to dilute their samples with water, it's the same reason the sink turns off.

illest12 · 03-09-2008, 12:54 PM

very informative 30...
thanks.

03-09-2008, 09:05 AM	#1 (permalink)
illest12 YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NY Posts: 426 Thanks: 30 Thanked 34 Times in 27 Posts	drug test..ugh ohhh so i have to take a drug test for my new job, and i'm not really that worried about it becuase my friend just took it at the same place and she said it would be pretty easy for me to bring clean piss in with me and that would be my best bet. So yeah, that's what im gunna do. My only question is that she said they turn a switch and turn off all the water and they put some stuff in the toilet and it's like a dye or something?? That's the only thing that i'm worried about... wtf is the stuff they put in the toilet??? thanks guys.

03-09-2008, 10:15 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mental Remember Rule #33! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 246 Thanks: 2 Thanked 17 Times in 18 Posts	Probably blue dye to make sure you're actually pissing in the toilet. Meaning you may need to let a little go into the toilet otherwise they'll know you've just poured it in from an outside container. But that's only my speculation. __________________ In the land of the Normal, I choose to be me. In the land of the Confined, I choose to be free. In the land of the Oppressed, I choose to to enlightened. To those that understand I greet you hand to hand, for in this world, it is we few that choose to stand. Welcome to the new world, where the inmates are free, and the world isn't as it used to be. Welcome to the new life you will begin to live, free your mind and the rest will follow.

03-09-2008, 10:47 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mental Remember Rule #33! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 246 Thanks: 2 Thanked 17 Times in 18 Posts	Temp doesn't matter, as long as you can make sure the stuff in the bottle you're using is the right temp. The piss that comes out of you into the toilet (don't let a lot in but a bit) will cool down significantly once it hits the water, I don't really believe it's possible to get an accurate reading on the temp in the toilet vs the temp of the sample as you can sit in the bathroom for a few mins after you fill the cup and just say you were finishing up. Not that I believe they will ask. But make sure you hide that container somewhere other than a pocket or someplace visible. Every test I've ever taken they make you remove everything from your pockets (up and including turning out pockets to PROVE there is nothing in them). __________________ In the land of the Normal, I choose to be me. In the land of the Confined, I choose to be free. In the land of the Oppressed, I choose to to enlightened. To those that understand I greet you hand to hand, for in this world, it is we few that choose to stand. Welcome to the new world, where the inmates are free, and the world isn't as it used to be. Welcome to the new life you will begin to live, free your mind and the rest will follow.

03-09-2008, 10:59 AM	#8 (permalink)
Mental Remember Rule #33! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 246 Thanks: 2 Thanked 17 Times in 18 Posts	The contents of the container have to be between 90-100 degrees, it can't be under or over that range. If it is, they will make you pour it out and "re-do" it. My best advice (depending on the one you picked up) is toss it in the micro for 6 sec, then wrap it in the heat pad. Run your finger over the temp strip on the bottle if it's between the 90-100 you're good to go. Also make sure you recheck the temp when you pour it into the cup, you need it in that range that's the MOST important thing, if you pass that part I don't believe it's possible to fail (at least in my experience, if you can get the temp right when you're transferring containers you're golden). There should be a check box on the form that says "Was the sample between 90-100" if they check yes you're good. __________________ In the land of the Normal, I choose to be me. In the land of the Confined, I choose to be free. In the land of the Oppressed, I choose to to enlightened. To those that understand I greet you hand to hand, for in this world, it is we few that choose to stand. Welcome to the new world, where the inmates are free, and the world isn't as it used to be. Welcome to the new life you will begin to live, free your mind and the rest will follow.

03-09-2008, 11:26 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mental Remember Rule #33! Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Arizona Posts: 246 Thanks: 2 Thanked 17 Times in 18 Posts	See, the problem with that, is there can be other things that come up if you use another person's piss. I'd recommend if you're going to not use yours, you spend 30-40 and buy some synthetic as those come in kits that have the heating pads/containers with the temp gages and whatnot. It's sooooooo easy to use synthetics and you don't risk them even questioning whether or not it's yours. Also, I have no idea how you would even keep someone elses piss the right temp until you need it. __________________ In the land of the Normal, I choose to be me. In the land of the Confined, I choose to be free. In the land of the Oppressed, I choose to to enlightened. To those that understand I greet you hand to hand, for in this world, it is we few that choose to stand. Welcome to the new world, where the inmates are free, and the world isn't as it used to be. Welcome to the new life you will begin to live, free your mind and the rest will follow.

03-09-2008, 09:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
illest12 YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NY Posts: 426 Thanks: 30 Thanked 34 Times in 27 Posts	bump

03-09-2008, 10:25 AM	#4 (permalink)
illest12 YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NY Posts: 426 Thanks: 30 Thanked 34 Times in 27 Posts	k thanks..thats what i figured too.

03-09-2008, 10:25 AM	#5 (permalink)
illest12 YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NY Posts: 426 Thanks: 30 Thanked 34 Times in 27 Posts	...do u think the temp. is going to matter?

03-09-2008, 10:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
illest12 YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NY Posts: 426 Thanks: 30 Thanked 34 Times in 27 Posts	does the temp of the container i have matter?/

03-09-2008, 11:14 AM	#9 (permalink)
illest12 YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NY Posts: 426 Thanks: 30 Thanked 34 Times in 27 Posts	damn..that sounds like a lot of work. i had no idea.. im just making one of the pledges in my sorority piss for me becausee she doesnt do drugs...and then pouring it into a container and taking it with me...but now all this heat business, i'm not so sure that's gunna work.

03-09-2008, 11:31 AM	#11 (permalink)
illest12 YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NY Posts: 426 Thanks: 30 Thanked 34 Times in 27 Posts	fuck, i should have just stopped smoking for a week. Damn.

03-09-2008, 11:46 AM	#12 (permalink)
ml2f YaHookan Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 14 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	passing The only way your going to pass this test with such short notice is using someone else's urine that your 100% positive is clean, easiest way is to put the "donated" urine into a small bottle like a elmers glue bottle, you have to generally have 60 cc's of urine which is about a 1/4 cup of urine, it's important that the urine is body temp because the specimen cup will have a temperature strip on it anything below body temp which is 98.6 degrees will cause you to retest, you have to "crotch it" might be a bit difficult walking around with that between your legs but it's the only way, you might want to tape it as well in case the ask you to fully undress. Good luck. Last edited by ml2f; 03-09-2008 at 11:52 AM.

03-09-2008, 11:49 AM	#13 (permalink)
eldizle Love. Share it. Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Inside a Microgram Scale Posts: 5,207 Thanks: 978 Thanked 591 Times in 423 Posts	rubber band one of these around the container for at least 15 minutes beforehand. they're sold in gas stations and walmart. That is what I do for the clinic. The dye is in the toilet so that people don't try to dilute their samples with water, it's the same reason the sink turns off.

03-09-2008, 12:54 PM	#14 (permalink)
illest12 YaHookan Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: NY Posts: 426 Thanks: 30 Thanked 34 Times in 27 Posts	very informative 30... thanks.

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