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View Poll Results: HOW CAN I PASS THE POSTAL DRUG TEST
SYNTHETIC URINE 1 100.00%
CLEANSING TEA 0 0%
URINELUCK 1 100.00%
WATER/GATORADE 0 0%
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Old 03-09-2008, 05:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Exclamation Post Office Test Coming Up

I have to take a test for the Post Office in about a week. I have been going back and forth with the idea of the tea that cleans you out and keeps you clean for 5 hours and the synthetic urine. I have spoken to many people that work for the post office, but were hired years ago. PROS & CONS: I was just sent a letter that says that they want me to come in for an interview for a temporary carrier. I was told by some post office employees that it is very possible that I could be tested on my interview date. I was told that in the tri-state area, that they take all specimens on-site.
I have also been told that people are told to empty out their pockets. WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW FROM SOME PO PEEPS IS: HAVE ANY OF THE SYNTHETIC URINES WORKED FOR YOU- I WAS CONSIDERING QUICKFIX. ALSO, WHAT IS THE POST OFFICE DRUG TEST LIKE? If I knew for a fact that the test was this week, then I would just take the tea on that day, but if its not, then I would look a little suspect having to pee 5 times before my interview.
PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND IF YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO MARKET A PRODUCT OR YOUR PRODUCT. This is a serious post and I would like to here from people in this position who may have some expertise to share. My interview is coming up, which means that my test is as well. PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF SYNTHETIC URINE HAS WORKED FOR ANYONE - I WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUE TO SMOKE IF I AM EMPLOYED THERE. I will not be driving anyone around or have any lives in my care, so I think its not bad at all. CAN ANYONE WITH SOME REAL KNOWLEDGE TO SHARE HELP?
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dont trust the tea.
synthetic is the way to go if you can get it.
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dont trust the tea.
synthetic is the way to go if you can get it.
Thanks, is there one that works the best? I see that quickfix gives you about 2 oz. for about $35.00 and there is another one called ultra pure that gives you about 4 oz. for the same price. Is there a difference others than having more for a larger specimen cup, but being harder to conceal because its larger?
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quickfix comes with 60 ml, 5ml more than what is usually required for a smaple. i just had a test and they ask if you have anything in your pocket, that you put it in a box they have. i was wondering if they felt you down and shit but they don't. For this reason i ended up just bailing out on the quick fix even tho i have it, and using my own piss.
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Im assuming they all work just about as well as each other. Only one i've actually heard testimonials about is testclear.com's one, all good.

take that for what you will.
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quickfix comes with 60 ml, 5ml more than what is usually required for a smaple. i just had a test and they ask if you have anything in your pocket, that you put it in a box they have. i was wondering if they felt you down and shit but they don't. For this reason i ended up just bailing out on the quick fix even tho i have it, and using my own piss.
Thanks, how did that work out for you? Did you use anything else instead?
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not sure, but my family will surely be disappointed if i fail and ill be pissed, but w/e life goes on. the quick fix froze in my car and some seeped out. i should've just added a little reverse osmosis water to it and used it but...what can ya do.
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