heavysmoker

I have to take a test for the Post Office in about a week. I have been going back and forth with the idea of the tea that cleans you out and keeps you clean for 5 hours and the synthetic urine. I have spoken to many people that work for the post office, but were hired years ago. PROS & CONS: I was just sent a letter that says that they want me to come in for an interview for a temporary carrier. I was told by some post office employees that it is very possible that I could be tested on my interview date. I was told that in the tri-state area, that they take all specimens on-site.
I have also been told that people are told to empty out their pockets. WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW FROM SOME PO PEEPS IS: HAVE ANY OF THE SYNTHETIC URINES WORKED FOR YOU- I WAS CONSIDERING QUICKFIX. ALSO, WHAT IS THE POST OFFICE DRUG TEST LIKE? If I knew for a fact that the test was this week, then I would just take the tea on that day, but if its not, then I would look a little suspect having to pee 5 times before my interview.
PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND IF YOU ARE JUST TRYING TO MARKET A PRODUCT OR YOUR PRODUCT. This is a serious post and I would like to here from people in this position who may have some expertise to share. My interview is coming up, which means that my test is as well. PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF SYNTHETIC URINE HAS WORKED FOR ANYONE - I WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUE TO SMOKE IF I AM EMPLOYED THERE. I will not be driving anyone around or have any lives in my care, so I think its not bad at all. CAN ANYONE WITH SOME REAL KNOWLEDGE TO SHARE HELP?

eldizle

look around the forum a little bit.

this guy had good luck with synthetic, and that would be your best bet imho.
http://www.yahooka.com/forum/drug-te...synthetic.html

look around the forum and you'll find similar stories from a few people who aren't spamming.

ki11a

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Mental

ki11a,

I've recently used quickfix and it worked very well (meaning I got the position I was hoping for). The kit gives you a heating pad to keep the synthetic urine warm for up to 10 hrs. My best advice is throw it in the microwave for 6-8 seconds before you leave, then wrap the heating pad around the bottle and rubberband it on. Then take a piece of tape and tape the whole thing to your inner thigh and walk around your house for a few just to make sure you know how you're going to walk with it attached to you. Also, you may want to wrap the whole think in a paper towel or something so the heating pad doesn't burn you. Once in the room just pull the bottle out and dump in the urine to the point they tell you, then pee a bit in the toilet to make it look good. After that hand the cup back like it's nothin (make sure the temp of the fake pee is between 90-100 degrees though).

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trailmaster660

This is my first post, but I feel I owe it to all those on this site to say THANK YOU and to say THE SYNTHETIC URINE WORKED for me .

I didn't know what to do , so I came to this site and read a lot of posts.
I decided to try QF and it worked . I just put in in my shorts and had no problem.




Good luck to all and THANKS AGAIN.

ki11a

Congrats its always feels good to beat the system...

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iome13

i worked for the post office for a while back in '05
i beat the test by abstaining from smoking for a few weeks (had been smoking on an almost daily basis) while drinking more water than usual. the day of the test, i drank an obscene amount of gatorade on my way there figuring the electrolytes, color, and carbs would help hide the fact that my urine was so diluted.
it was very uncomfortable and i had to stop at two or three gas stations on the way (i got a bit lost). i drank more gatorade to replenish what i pissed out on those stops, chugging the last of it in the parking lot of the test facility.
it was uncomfortable, and maybe not the best method, but it worked for me

don't know why they bother testing, i met quite a few people there who used one drug or another, including the management

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