My method of passing pre-employment urine test...

cane34 · 03-25-2008, 09:26 AM

It may sound crazy but I've passed 4 test note that these are non-monitored test i'm sure there's millions of ways for this but I can't ask anyone I know for their piss they ether smoke or Church going people I use my wife's little Yorkie dogs piss. I put a tarp down and make a dent for a rain catch. Then I use this bottle it holds the right amount I tape it to my groin for about three hours before and it keeps the temp right and I dump. I pass every time no questions asked. I know this sounds fucked up but I get the job...

WyldeAss · 03-25-2008, 03:48 PM

Dog piss FTW.

budacious · 04-24-2008, 01:33 AM

just hope they dont test further and find the rabies vaccine

03-25-2008, 09:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
cane34 YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 2 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	My method of passing pre-employment urine test... It may sound crazy but I've passed 4 test note that these are non-monitored test i'm sure there's millions of ways for this but I can't ask anyone I know for their piss they ether smoke or Church going people I use my wife's little Yorkie dogs piss. I put a tarp down and make a dent for a rain catch. Then I use this bottle it holds the right amount I tape it to my groin for about three hours before and it keeps the temp right and I dump. I pass every time no questions asked. I know this sounds fucked up but I get the job...

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WyldeAss YaHookan Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 20 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	Dog piss FTW.

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