help need to pass drug test or I go to PRISON!!!!!

gunslinger · 04-10-2008, 06:43 PM

ok so I smoked everyday till march 2nd then I went 2 jail 4 a week the day after. Then got out march 11 then on march 12th I took one hit from a bowl so I went today april 10 and droped dirty he gave me another chance to test but this time if I test dirty ill go to prison and my porole will be revoked or whatever. I get tested on the 24 of this month. my thing is ive been drinkin water like a mad man and vinager but it didnt help I still tested posative. so im askin will I be fine or not? should I do somethin to help it get out of my system faster? please help

im 20 years old 250 pounds and 5'9 if that helps any.

~1~ · 04-10-2008, 07:06 PM

Prison? Probably not, unless you're some kind of king pin or murderer, jail I'd believe but not prison. They have to keep you on the outside to keep paying that there 'restitution' to the court, keeps them in business you know.

Anyway, quit smoking now, if you can get away with it go for fake urine. If you can't use fake urine then try a flush, get up and move too you thick bastard, metabolize some fat cells and keep drinking the water.

Good luck!

But really, if its outside clean and sober or inside because I had to get high?, I'd go for outside clean and sober. Hell, you can always drink, one more year of that for you while its still fun.

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~1~ · 04-10-2008, 07:24 PM

He cutting you in on the profits? You sure do seem to be hawking his wares lately, just grateful?

Rubix · 04-10-2008, 07:35 PM

just work out, drink cranberry juice, plenty of liquids, but not too much on the test day.

gunslinger · 04-13-2008, 02:25 AM

Ur probly right about jail instead of prison but my po did say prison, but el well. I have quit smokin and stuck to drinkin. Im not to sure if I can use synthetic urine I know it will work 4 the test its "the cup" but when I go they watch me thru a mirror, maybie if im slick enough Idk but I cant risk it right now I wanna wait to c my po's habbits of testin me n all that. I wanna c if he does it other ways or just this way, just so im sure.

Human-yo · 04-13-2008, 02:35 AM

you were on the right track with the drinking vinegar. Drink 8 oz of vinegar three times a day for two weeks before the test and you will be in the clear. Cheers!

Human-yo · 04-13-2008, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Human-yo

you were on the right track with the drinking vinegar. Drink 8 oz of vinegar three times a day for two weeks before the test and you will be in the clear. Cheers!

WTF?! never wrote this

NorcalCarl · 04-13-2008, 08:51 PM

Lol good thats shitty advice. Vinegar ugh. I don't believe that. I had someone once tell me to drink pickle juice lol.
Sounds like your pretty fucked up with the law currently. Lay off the drugs until you get your life with the law sorted out.

04-10-2008, 06:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
gunslinger YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	help need to pass drug test or I go to PRISON!!!!! ok so I smoked everyday till march 2nd then I went 2 jail 4 a week the day after. Then got out march 11 then on march 12th I took one hit from a bowl so I went today april 10 and droped dirty he gave me another chance to test but this time if I test dirty ill go to prison and my porole will be revoked or whatever. I get tested on the 24 of this month. my thing is ive been drinkin water like a mad man and vinager but it didnt help I still tested posative. so im askin will I be fine or not? should I do somethin to help it get out of my system faster? please help im 20 years old 250 pounds and 5'9 if that helps any. __________________ Ahhhhhh its a good blunt!

04-10-2008, 07:06 PM	#2 (permalink)
~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,905 Thanks: 443 Thanked 1,514 Times in 889 Posts	Prison? Probably not, unless you're some kind of king pin or murderer, jail I'd believe but not prison. They have to keep you on the outside to keep paying that there 'restitution' to the court, keeps them in business you know. Anyway, quit smoking now, if you can get away with it go for fake urine. If you can't use fake urine then try a flush, get up and move too you thick bastard, metabolize some fat cells and keep drinking the water. Good luck! But really, if its outside clean and sober or inside because I had to get high?, I'd go for outside clean and sober. Hell, you can always drink, one more year of that for you while its still fun. __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

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~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,905 Thanks: 443 Thanked 1,514 Times in 889 Posts	He cutting you in on the profits? You sure do seem to be hawking his wares lately, just grateful? __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

04-13-2008, 02:25 AM	#6 (permalink)
gunslinger YaHookan Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: ohio Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ur probly right about jail instead of prison but my po did say prison, but el well. I have quit smokin and stuck to drinkin. Im not to sure if I can use synthetic urine I know it will work 4 the test its "the cup" but when I go they watch me thru a mirror, maybie if im slick enough Idk but I cant risk it right now I wanna wait to c my po's habbits of testin me n all that. I wanna c if he does it other ways or just this way, just so im sure. __________________ Ahhhhhh its a good blunt!

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Human-yo Homo Sapien Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Wisconsin, USA Posts: 38 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts	you were on the right track with the drinking vinegar. Drink 8 oz of vinegar three times a day for two weeks before the test and you will be in the clear. Cheers! __________________ With love yo, Human Brought to you by Carl's Jr. *** ***

04-13-2008, 08:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
NorcalCarl JAH Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SF! Posts: 626 Thanks: 61 Thanked 115 Times in 85 Posts	Lol good thats shitty advice. Vinegar ugh. I don't believe that. I had someone once tell me to drink pickle juice lol. Sounds like your pretty fucked up with the law currently. Lay off the drugs until you get your life with the law sorted out.

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