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Old 04-17-2008, 02:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Passed urine test :-)

Ok before I start I want to let everyone know that I am a complete dumbass. I just registered and posted at another forum. I posted my husband's urine test experience and then went to thank the people in the dilution thread sticky. Only when I got to that thread I realized that I was on the wrong forum. So I googled again and found this forum. Yeah this is the correct forum. I am going to copy and paste my post from the other forum below.

I want to thank everyone for posting their tips on this forum.

My husband is a chronic user. He smoked several times a day for the last 15 years or so. He is 6'2" and about 230 lbs. He isn't as heavy as his height/weight makes him sound because he is very muscular. I would say his metabolism is average.

He stopped smoking 13 days before he took his test. I don't want to give too many details as I don't know who all reads this forum. I started reading this forum and learned about the dilution method.

I had him start drinking water and gatorade. I made him cranberry juice from a concentrate that I got at a health food store but he only drank about 3 cups of that. Just as he started drinking the fluids he got the call that he had to report to work the next day. So he had less than 24 hours to prepare.

After drinking the fluids for a few hours, he took a home test and did not pass. So he went to the stoner shop, that is what I call it but he calls it something like a "head shop?". He bought a product called All-In-One U.S.B. Ultimate Full Body Cleansing made by a company called Purity Inc. The guy told him since he was a big guy this would work. He paid $34.99 for it. He followed the directions on the box. He did not eat any food and continued to drink water and gatorade.

Well he took the urine test at work and passed.

I don't know if the water/gatorade would have worked on its own or not. The stuff he bought says it works after one hour and has a twelve hour window. I asked him if his urine was clear in the cup and he said no it had a yellow tint to it.

I just wanted to share my husband's experience with you guys. I spent a lot of time reading here and when I read threads where people passed I paid close attention to them.

Also, I was going to buy him the suregel stuff from the grocery store but he didn't want to do it because he was afraid it would mess up the stuff he bought at the stoner store.

Good luck to everyone with their own urine tests.
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Old 04-17-2008, 02:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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well good thing he didn't use surgel, surely wouldn't have passed if he went that route, congratulations to your husband tho. i just passed mine couple months ago
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don't you people read the rules before registering ?

or just don't give a shit.

Personally I'd get you TOS-ed from your IP.
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How about a big SPAM sandwich?
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Yea , unless this is an alt posting for a test clear product.........da hammer would have already swung-ed
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Not allow competition wouldn't be very sporting of us, now would it?

We want people to succeed in life, not fail because they aren't buying Testclear....

Otherwise this forum would have one thread:

BUY TESTCLEAR and the thread would be closed and the forum would have been set to 'no new post'
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a simply reply to Murph's thread would have sufficed.

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Hoping to stream line that one and get it more FAQing awesome, ya know?

Methinks lots more posts in here could be cleaned up and cleared out as well.
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