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HCL 10-31-2008 05:15 PM

Passing Drug Test With... Jello?
 
So, I found this out from a friend and sure as shit it works. All you have to do is buy a bottle of water and a box of jello. You take the powder out of the jello box and mix it with the water and chug away. The next step is to piss one time to get the dirty piss out and walla; you're clean for 8 hours.

My friend tried it after my other one told us about it and sure enough, he passed. Crazy shit, if you asked me.

Sweet Island 11-07-2008 10:20 AM

i got a test in a week. that sounds like a pretty cheap detox. im gonna go buy a drug test, water bottle, and a box of jello and test this myself just in case

HCL 11-07-2008 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Island (Post 51673205)
i got a test in a week. that sounds like a pretty cheap detox. im gonna go buy a drug test, water bottle, and a box of jello and test this myself just in case

Please do, and let me know the results. I want to make sure that it works.

Cunning One 11-07-2008 02:41 PM

use unflavored gelatin you chumps

It's A Way Of Life420 11-07-2008 06:06 PM

its not jello DUDE, its a canning product called certo. Jello wouldn't work. Certo is like 3 or 4 bucks for a pack of 3 i think. You add 1 to the gatorade, chug it, piss a few times. Never done it myself, had it work for a few friends though.

HCL 11-07-2008 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by It's A Way Of Life420 (Post 51673399)
its not jello DUDE, its a canning product called certo. Jello wouldn't work. Certo is like 3 or 4 bucks for a pack of 3 i think. You add 1 to the gatorade, chug it, piss a few times. Never done it myself, had it work for a few friends though.

Well apparently it could be Jello DUDE because one person I know had it work and my friend's sister apparently had it work for her. My method is just as acceptable as yours because like me, you have never tried your method and found out from friends.

Xil 11-07-2008 10:30 PM

This sounds extremely unlikely. How would gelatin block the secretion of cannabis metabolites?

It's A Way Of Life420 11-08-2008 10:30 AM

i have never heard of such a thing, certo would contain more gelatin than jello anyway, so wouldn't it be safer going with the certo instead of jello? I was just simply trying to correct what you had said. I wasn't sure if you actually meant jello, being that i have never heard of a jello method, but i have heard of the certo method thousands of times, especially on this forum. O well, good look with your jello either way

Xil 11-08-2008 10:55 AM

Just be careful people of using anecdotal evidence to show that a method works.
I've known people to pass drug tests the day after smoking. Its luck, nothing else.

Correlation does not prove causation, and you should only believe a detox/metabolite blocker works if its been proven with at least a somewhat clinical approach (besides things like powdered urine, for obvious reasons, the efficacy of these methods is extremely hard to gauge without a proper procedure that will yield empirical data to be analyzed. anecdotes lack control groups and are inherently flawed).


I hope some of that made sense and people will consider that before believing every new pass a drug test method they see. Im not saying this one doesn't work, im just saying that skepticism is a useful tool.

petemcfraser 11-17-2008 08:46 PM

I know you can get false positives, but any chance this is just false negative?

ScooterMan 11-18-2008 09:54 AM

Yup
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by It's A Way Of Life420 (Post 51673399)
its not jello DUDE, its a canning product called certo. Jello wouldn't work. Certo is like 3 or 4 bucks for a pack of 3 i think. You add 1 to the gatorade, chug it, piss a few times. Never done it myself, had it work for a few friends though.

Kerr canning solution works as well.Same directions as above, and it worked for me, and I'm not a small guy. I also took 2 multi vitamins the night before to make sure the "body" of my urine was still there.

elmira 11-18-2008 06:51 PM

uncertain
 
I have heard that jello works. But not sure. That is because when one of my friend tried to use jello, he could not get away with the test,. He was asked to retest. So am not sure whether jello really works.

stoned again 11-19-2008 04:42 AM

I don't know about Jello but Certo does work, I've used it several times, years back and passed everytime.

Anarchist_1986 11-19-2008 01:30 PM

i bought some certo after only being clean for 10days..i didnt use it tho..what i did was drink lots of antioxidants like green tea and some cranberry juice and exercised running 2 miles a day for about a week...pissed clean.

becca.braindead 07-07-2009 11:27 AM

In process
 
I'm in the process of drinking it now. I used orange gatorade and orange jello mix. If you are attempting this process make sure to shake the bottle every once in a while after drinking some because the miz will float to the bottom and that wont be very appetizing to drink. Other than that, it's not that bad, just a weird texture. Good Luck to everyone.

PS. I'm taking my drug test today and havent smoked in 3 days.

becca.braindead 07-11-2009 08:37 PM

works
 
it actually works. i smoked 3 days before my test and it came up negative. shit saved my life. do it

scottamber 08-20-2009 10:47 PM

passing drug test
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by HCL (Post 51670122)
So, I found this out from a friend and sure as shit it works. All you have to do is buy a bottle of water and a box of jello. You take the powder out of the jello box and mix it with the water and chug away. The next step is to piss one time to get the dirty piss out and walla; you're clean for 8 hours.

My friend tried it after my other one told us about it and sure enough, he passed. Crazy shit, if you asked me.


About 9 days ago i smoked a blunt with 3 people, it was my first time smoking weed in like 3 months. i took probably like 4 hits and i have a job interview coming up and they do drug testing. so roughly if i get the job i will get tested on friday which will be exactly 2 weeks since i last smoked. I don't smoke alot very rarely do i smoke, probably once ever 3-4 months. Do you think i will be fine and pass a drug test.

Mafoo 08-21-2009 11:33 AM

if you had 3 months clean and then smoked only the 4 hits, you should be clean by the 2 week mark. i dont know about your body composition or metabolism so you could need more time or less depending on your body fat and metabolism. if its a pee test, a safe bet would be to pee few times before you take the test. the idea is that each time you pee in a day the amount of THC metabolites in your urine should decrease. You should drink gatorade and take some vitamins so that your urine still contains those substancesand doesnt give a false positive for being too diluted(i.e. too much pure water).

good luck

williamgeorge 02-18-2010 02:37 PM

Lemonade Diet
 
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nottyvixen 02-25-2010 02:54 PM

Seriously, we re back to the jello thing again. Does anyone remember basic biology? THC isn't stored in your stomach or intestines or even your bladder. So drinking something that will temporarily coat the inner walls will not do anything to help you pass your piss test. A little known fact (and dont ask how I know this) is that the labs and company's pushing for these tests are so overwhelmed and backed up that not all samples are actually tested. So all these peple who claim "I passed using jello" are lucky because their sample was never tested, they drank soo much fluid that it dilluted their own urine to the point that it didnt register on the test, or they're full of it. Whatever the reason...go by a lotto ticket.

In my experience, the only way to be sure to truly beat a test is through substitution. If anyone needs advice on that let me know but don't be fooled by the jello-believers.


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