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Old 11-02-2008, 07:31 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I have two weeks untill i need to pee clean!

Ok now i know You guys have aton of stuff up on here but i could really use your help. I have to see my po on the 13 of nov. I have not smoked in a bit over a week. I have been a pot head for 10 years and smoked everyday (four or five times a day). I failed a piss test a week ago and am pretty sure my po is going to test me on the 13th. I have been drinking alot of water/ sports drinks and working out and going to saunas trying to help myself get clean, but i am afraid that i am going to fail and go to jail. What are somethings that could cause a false negative? do i have any chance in hell? Please please help I need all the good advice I can get.

p.s.--- dont say use masking drinks they dont work and will most likely make you fail.
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Old 11-04-2008, 12:02 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 11-04-2008, 04:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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does jello mask or cause a negative? I have found hundreds of things that cause false positives but nothing defintive that causes negitives.
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does jello mask or cause a negative? I have found hundreds of things that cause false positives but nothing defintive that causes negitives.
From what I heard, the Jello powder "forms" over your fat cells for a period of time and blocks anything from releasing, thus blocking the THC that resides in those fat cells for those few hours. That's why you need to piss once before it comes up clean - it takes out the dirty piss from your system that is already in there.

Let me know if it works out for you. I'd go out and buy a piss test and a box of Jello and see if it works before going and trying it, though, just for reassurance.
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HCL thanks so much. Going to the store tonight, I will let you know.
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Old 11-17-2008, 08:42 PM   #6 (permalink)
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At least you're peeing bro. I have a hair test and that's for sho gonna pick up something crazy unless i get some good tips.
For you tho bro, you should be good if you're clean for about 8 days. While looking for help for me i found this chart--geeky but layz it out nice:
Trimega Laboratories - UK Hair Drug Testing
Site says that saliva has the shortest detection. Can u request what kind of test you're getting? prolly not hey? lol.
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I passed!!!!! faint line but like my po told me a faint line is still a line!!!!
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Ok now i know You guys have aton of stuff up on here but i could really use your help. I have to see my po on the 13 of nov. I have not smoked in a bit over a week. I have been a pot head for 10 years and smoked everyday (four or five times a day). I failed a piss test a week ago and am pretty sure my po is going to test me on the 13th. I have been drinking alot of water/ sports drinks and working out and going to saunas trying to help myself get clean, but i am afraid that i am going to fail and go to jail. What are somethings that could cause a false negative? do i have any chance in hell? Please please help I need all the good advice I can get.

p.s.--- dont say use masking drinks they dont work and will most likely make you fail.
hey man drink like 3 gallons of water a day and take 3 niacin pills in the morning and at night and youll be clean in two weeks but do NOT i repeat do NOT get the flush free niacin that burning and itching you feel from regular niacin is it flushing the toxens out your body. also when drinking large amounts of water make sure you keep going pee as much as possible. there is a such thing as too much water and you can die.
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