Whizzinator = Over. No more fake penises to fool drug test.

LetsPlayYourWay · 11-25-2008, 02:10 PM

Men guilty over fake penis scam

The makers of a prosthetic penis to help men cheat on drugs tests have pleaded guilty to two charges of conspiracy in a US federal court.

The two men, George Wills and Robert Catalano, had been selling the device - known as the Whizzinator - over the internet for three years.

The device was sold with a heating element and fake urine to help people test negative for illegal substances.

They could face up to eight years in prison and a $500,000 (£334,000) fine.

The men ran an internet company known as Puck Technology, which between 2005 and 2008 sold the Whizzinator and a similar device, known as Number One.

"The Whizzinator is the ultimate solution for a drug testing device," says a statement on the website of the California-based company, which calls itself the "undisputed leader in synthetic urine."

"The prosthetic penis is very realistic and concealing is simple, while our quality production and materials assures you that the Whizzinator will let it flow again and again, anytime, anywhere you need it!"

Mr Wills and Mr Catalano appeared before a federal court in Pittsburgh, and are scheduled to be sentenced in February.
Story from BBC NEWS:
BBC NEWS | Americas | Men guilty over fake penis scam

Mercury · 11-25-2008, 02:19 PM

It seems like they could have gotten off better than that. They must have had some shitty lawyers.

LetsPlayYourWay · 11-25-2008, 02:28 PM

They pissed off the government real well...for each person who bought the kit the government got one less registered slave (convict).

11-25-2008, 02:49 PM

Whizzinator - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

They just love us in Pittsburgh.

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pitt.../s_593356.html

burnt_hiphophead · 11-25-2008, 04:12 PM

Can't mention the whizzinator without Onterrio Smith

"In May of 2005 Smith was detained at the Minneapolis-Saint Paul International Airport for carrying dried urine and a mysterious device. "

11-25-2008, 04:16 PM

That is some bullshit, I mean they should have marketed it as a sex-toy or something with some hints rather then "PASS YOUR DRUG-TESTS". Oh well.

burnt_hiphophead · 11-25-2008, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smaerd

That is some bullshit, I mean they should have marketed it as a sex-toy or something with some hints rather then "PASS YOUR DRUG-TESTS". Oh well.

no doubt hey? why not call it the golden-showerzzinator? and if the customers "figure out" that you can use the g-s in other, drug-test-passing ways, then that's not the company's fault

The Rev · 11-25-2008, 05:49 PM

I wonder what Test Clear has to say on the matter, considering the conspiracy charges. This kind of case could serve as a precedent, making it possible to charge anyone involved in the business of drug test defeating products with conspiracy. This is a pretty serious situation, actually.

The Rev

Dozer McDozer · 11-25-2008, 05:55 PM

con⋅spir⋅a⋅cy [kuhn-spir-uh-see] Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -cies.
1. the act of conspiring.
2. an evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons; plot.
3. a combination of persons for a secret, unlawful, or evil purpose: He joined the conspiracy to overthrow the government.
4. Law. an agreement by two or more persons to commit a crime, fraud, or other wrongful act.
5. any concurrence in action; combination in bringing about a given result.

sure was a secret. hopefully they'll go to a minimum security.

^well a quick look on their site doesnt make me hopefull man

11-25-2008, 06:46 PM

that thing is a peice of shit anyway...

any decent drug testing facility has a pants to knees policy and has already been being checked for by most law enforcement agencys...

that games been going downhill for a while now

OldMan&TheWeed · 11-25-2008, 07:34 PM

Well I guess the drug test defeating products manufactures will have to move off shore now.

There goes yet another US industry outsourced overseas.

Dutch Action · 11-25-2008, 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smaerd

That is some bullshit, I mean they should have marketed it as a sex-toy or something with some hints rather then "PASS YOUR DRUG-TESTS". Oh well.

If they would have sold it as a sex toy it would attract more of the wrong crowd imo.

There would be more people "using" it, rather than using it

Bongy_Digital · 11-25-2008, 08:38 PM

so what it took them 5ish years to figure out where to go after "operation pipe dreams"? damn thats kinda weak. but yeah guess its all in how ya market it, not actually what its for. God Bless The US

Bongy_Digital · 11-25-2008, 09:29 PM

google news had this story right above the wizzanator story.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/26/ny...l?ref=nyregion

fucked up that two dudes sold a device that consumers used illegally get up to 8 years and a hefty fine. Yet with prostitution, a law that is certainly more written than selling a fake dick device, and along the same principles; purchasing a product and doing illegal things with it. So far Elliot Spitzer isnt going to be charged and one of the employees of the ring gets probation, not even the house arrest the prosecutors were after. Fucked up. If I went and got caught tonight trying to pick up a hooker id be fucked. Governor of NY has proven multiple encounters and doesnt get shit. I think they are trying to just sweep it under the rug since Im sure it could open pandoras box and reveal that gvmt officials and whore rings run much more deep then the one case that got revealed. Funny though that many of them same gvmt officials probably also used the wizzanator to cover up the coke they did off the whores ass. It just paints a prettier picture for "the war" to bust them hardcore. FUCKED UP

kameelyun · 11-26-2008, 12:05 PM

...they get what they deserve, trying to aid people to skirt the law. We simply can't have citizens smoking marijuana in the privacy of their own homes after work; it's just unAmerican.

WE NEED THESE LAWS TO PROTECT US FROM OUR OWN FOLLY!!!!

My heart is bursting AT THE SEAMS with red, white and blue pride right now.

I feel SO SAFE walking the streets again, knowing the whizzinator dudes have been prosecuted.

Excuse me while I go to my porch and hang my flag. On no account must I allow my flag to touch the ground.

12-01-2008, 06:19 AM

Isn't test clear really dancing on the fringe of this very issue ?

I mean, seriously, if the DEA(th) squads wanted to do the same to YaHooka....they could.

thoughts...?.......

12-01-2008, 06:32 AM

i think they need to pass the site onto someone not pushing an agenda like drug test products...

i said this in your thread to testclear about the aniversary of yahooka for this very reason...

ThEnEeD4DaWeEd · 12-01-2008, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bongy_Digital

google news had this story right above the wizzanator story.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/26/ny...l?ref=nyregion

fucked up that two dudes sold a device that consumers used illegally get up to 8 years and a hefty fine. Yet with prostitution, a law that is certainly more written than selling a fake dick device, and along the same principles; purchasing a product and doing illegal things with it. So far Elliot Spitzer isnt going to be charged and one of the employees of the ring gets probation, not even the house arrest the prosecutors were after. Fucked up. If I went and got caught tonight trying to pick up a hooker id be fucked. Governor of NY has proven multiple encounters and doesnt get shit. I think they are trying to just sweep it under the rug since Im sure it could open pandoras box and reveal that gvmt officials and whore rings run much more deep then the one case that got revealed. Funny though that many of them same gvmt officials probably also used the wizzanator to cover up the coke they did off the whores ass. It just paints a prettier picture for "the war" to bust them hardcore. FUCKED UP

You would be Surprised at how many of our congressmen and women as well as senators are convicted felons. Yet the military turns down felons with the same charges.

**testclear.com** · 12-03-2008, 10:52 AM

Here is the court document if anyone wants to read it.

Captdoug713 · 12-05-2008, 08:54 PM

I use the number 1 synthetic urine belt. Mine just has a tube coming from the piss bag on the belt. You just stick the heat pack in and ready in 10 min. That sucks. I still have 3 and its good for a year. Got mine from the head shop $45. Not bad.

11-25-2008, 02:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Roach Guest Posts: n/a	Whizzinator - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia They just love us in Pittsburgh. http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pitt.../s_593356.html Last edited by Roach; 11-25-2008 at 02:53 PM.

11-25-2008, 05:49 PM	#8 (permalink)
The Rev Clear Light Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: In my head, somewhere. Posts: 17,860 Thanks: 5,012 Thanked 5,413 Times in 2,861 Posts	I wonder what Test Clear has to say on the matter, considering the conspiracy charges. This kind of case could serve as a precedent, making it possible to charge anyone involved in the business of drug test defeating products with conspiracy. This is a pretty serious situation, actually. The Rev __________________ Budforce - My Friend August 29, 1973- May 25, 2012

11-25-2008, 05:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
Dozer McDozer YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 769 Thanks: 158 Thanked 86 Times in 77 Posts	con⋅spir⋅a⋅cy [kuhn-spir-uh-see] Show IPA Pronunciation –noun, plural -cies. 1. the act of conspiring. 2. an evil, unlawful, treacherous, or surreptitious plan formulated in secret by two or more persons; plot. 3. a combination of persons for a secret, unlawful, or evil purpose: He joined the conspiracy to overthrow the government. 4. Law. an agreement by two or more persons to commit a crime, fraud, or other wrongful act. 5. any concurrence in action; combination in bringing about a given result. sure was a secret. hopefully they'll go to a minimum security. ^well a quick look on their site doesnt make me hopefull man __________________ Condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance. - Albert Einstein Properly trained, man can be a dog's best friend - i'll get his name once i get book back

11-25-2008, 07:34 PM	#11 (permalink)
OldMan&TheWeed been there done that Join Date: May 2006 Location: The West Posts: 2,281 Thanks: 294 Thanked 800 Times in 406 Posts	Well I guess the drug test defeating products manufactures will have to move off shore now. There goes yet another US industry outsourced overseas. __________________ Nintey-three percent of what I say is brilliant, factual information and seven percent is complete bullshit. Have fun deciding which is which.

11-25-2008, 08:38 PM	#13 (permalink)
Bongy_Digital Decade Yahookan Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Joke Ass Bible Belt Posts: 608 Thanks: 46 Thanked 64 Times in 56 Posts	so what it took them 5ish years to figure out where to go after "operation pipe dreams"? damn thats kinda weak. but yeah guess its all in how ya market it, not actually what its for. God Bless The US __________________ Forever desire to inspire! Im just goofin....New Boot Goofin Do What You Feel, Feel What You Do.

11-25-2008, 04:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
Smaerd Guest Posts: n/a	That is some bullshit, I mean they should have marketed it as a sex-toy or something with some hints rather then "PASS YOUR DRUG-TESTS". Oh well.

11-25-2008, 06:46 PM	#10 (permalink)
GirlsHateMe Guest Posts: n/a	that thing is a peice of shit anyway... any decent drug testing facility has a pants to knees policy and has already been being checked for by most law enforcement agencys... that games been going downhill for a while now

11-25-2008, 09:29 PM	#14 (permalink)
Bongy_Digital Decade Yahookan Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Joke Ass Bible Belt Posts: 608 Thanks: 46 Thanked 64 Times in 56 Posts	How fucked our judicial system really is.... google news had this story right above the wizzanator story. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/26/ny...l?ref=nyregion fucked up that two dudes sold a device that consumers used illegally get up to 8 years and a hefty fine. Yet with prostitution, a law that is certainly more written than selling a fake dick device, and along the same principles; purchasing a product and doing illegal things with it. So far Elliot Spitzer isnt going to be charged and one of the employees of the ring gets probation, not even the house arrest the prosecutors were after. Fucked up. If I went and got caught tonight trying to pick up a hooker id be fucked. Governor of NY has proven multiple encounters and doesnt get shit. I think they are trying to just sweep it under the rug since Im sure it could open pandoras box and reveal that gvmt officials and whore rings run much more deep then the one case that got revealed. Funny though that many of them same gvmt officials probably also used the wizzanator to cover up the coke they did off the whores ass. It just paints a prettier picture for "the war" to bust them hardcore. FUCKED UP __________________ Forever desire to inspire! Im just goofin....New Boot Goofin Do What You Feel, Feel What You Do.

12-01-2008, 06:19 AM	#16 (permalink)
Roach Guest Posts: n/a	Isn't test clear really dancing on the fringe of this very issue ? I mean, seriously, if the DEA(th) squads wanted to do the same to YaHooka....they could. thoughts...?.......

12-01-2008, 06:32 AM	#17 (permalink)
GirlsHateMe Guest Posts: n/a	i think they need to pass the site onto someone not pushing an agenda like drug test products... i said this in your thread to testclear about the aniversary of yahooka for this very reason...

12-05-2008, 08:54 PM	#20 (permalink)
Captdoug713 Thats my fucknjobasshole! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: North America Posts: 1,262 Thanks: 134 Thanked 75 Times in 51 Posts	I use the number 1 synthetic urine belt. Mine just has a tube coming from the piss bag on the belt. You just stick the heat pack in and ready in 10 min. That sucks. I still have 3 and its good for a year. Got mine from the head shop $45. Not bad. __________________ Don't step on the grass, Sam "Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires." Morality is doing whats right no matter what your told. Faith is is doing what your told do matter if its right or wrong. :

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