twotonguesyes2

well i have a interview on tues this place im going to be working for is very tight lipped bout when the drug testing will take place but IT WILL .
a saliva one .... your post seemed Erieleee *haha sp* like what happened to me in real life with the fake piss and all this but i have yet to encounter this swab test shit .
im am 180 ish fast metab and smoke everyday from around 4 pm to 6 am everyday unless i go on vacation. I HAVE A PLAN! so this is what im going to do i have hydrogen peroxide and some *note this is key* ALCOHOL FREE mouth wash SUPPOSEDLY THE TEST CAN TELL IF YOU HAVE BEEN BOOZING IT UP BEFORE THE TEST ALLEGEDLY IS THE TERM I LIKE TO USE
im going to not blaze up for 30 ish hours that sound safe from right now (i still have a ounce or so left of this #@%$ and then like a QP "resting" so if i pass this test ill reward my self I WILL NOT BLAZE NO MORE TONITE! ) so back to it i also ordered some of the same tests they use for most saliva pre employment drug screenings i had to order alot to get a good deal. so anyway they will be here in the morning or early afternoon air mail.. i will test my self straight away and test dirty this will be my control !thanks mythbusters! then i will apply my mixture of hydrogen peroxide and mouthwash. i will see how many times it takes to pass the test or one hopefully my idea works i noticed NO ONE REALLY KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT DRUG TESTING UNLESS THEY DO THE SHIT THEMSELVES well im a watcher i watch all these people scurrying around tryin to get the answer. JUST KNOW THIS THEY DONT CALL ME THE SEEKER FOR NO FUCKING REASON . i WILL GIVE YOU ALL MY REPORTS ON THE AT HOME TEST and the real test. i did not use any punctuation and my grammar is pretty shitty sorry for that its late
so what i was thinking was the peroxide it self should kill anything in your mouth for a hot minute not long but long enough it fizzes for a while.i was researching this mouth wash shit STINGER it has fucking witchhazel in it have you ever seen it or had the displeaseure of smelling it ? horrible shitimagine swish it ouch! ... back the peroxide that shit bubbles all crazy and burns a little i drank right out of the bottle maybe i should not have done it but i did not swallow a drop thank god it might hurt or make me sick derrrrr! so when i did it i swished for like a minute mabye then i spit then i mouthwashed for a little more like a min and a half 60 plus 30 thats 90 secsNOTE THIS IS NOT THE TEST I JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW IT FELT OR IF IT HURT (YOU KNOW I GOTTA SEE FOR MYSELF) . that shit burns but not that bad then i went to bed woke up my mouth still felt clean! o shit i might be on to somthing mabye a new mouthwash o shit it probably been done so back the the point i will be here tomorrow tell you all bout my experiment *the main thing is this saliva test does not test for historical. its 4 recent just to see if you would come to work high or drive their company car high or do your paper work high or get shit fucked up and beat up someone you know blazing during work hours type shit der rambling again* then about the real i test sorry to repeat my self or ramble but i did so sorry I FUCKING LOVE WEED AND NEVER EVER WANT TO STOP MY WIFE SAYS I NEED THIS NEW JOB THE OLD ONE I HAVE I DO THE SAME THING but at the new one i must pass this bulllshit ass privacy invasion ing fuck shit ass test i do a great job at work i should not be judged for my outside activities im special! of course i understand that i would not want some crackhead doing what i do . shit would be bad in that neck of the woods in fer sure . but nonetheless i have to pass this or stop smoking weed that will suck i love my wife though so ill do what ever i almost bougth somE "legal BUDZ" what abunch of shit that is i didnt get high of salvia either just weed only and ever also i noticed a lot of lazy good for nothing fucks on the internets dont reply to the hundreds nay thousands of threads or their fuckin "i have a drug test beating idea THANX FOR ALL YOUR FREE HELP ill be back to tell you" yah fucking right! so here i am real as fuck i WILL BE BACK HERE! I WILL POST THIS AS A THREAD ON SECOND THOUGHT BUT I HOPE YOU READ THIS AND FIND ME SOME MORE IF anyone elses has any ideas hit me up and let me know let every one know! YUCK I JUST ATE FUCKING MCFISH SANDWHICH IT GAVE ME THE NASTIEST FUCLIN BUURPS EVER BLEGGGGGKKKKKKK

twotonguesyes2

GOT THE TEST SHIT GUESS WHAT ? that mixture works great i have the real test coming up in a week be back then

Xil

use paragraphs and punctuation.

It helps.

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twotonguesyes2

who does it help ? you ?
also i typed i didnt use it so sorry get over it

sorry didn't mean to be a jerk

snwflk316

Geeze!!!! You are the seeker! I go stuck with an on the spot swab drug test at a job fair and it really sucks because I know I failed and I really wouldve like the job! I shoulda just left since I had to sit there and wait for 2 hrs, came home and checked the forums, read your shit, and gone and passed my test, but instead I sat there like an idiot and failed! I don't know if I failed for sure but I wasn't prepared. My only hope is that I fucked it up enough, cause I didn't follow the directions, to have to retake it so I can use your expriments and results to pass it! Thanx for your post! It will be a lot of help for people who read it!

jdeandeck

im growing some salvia, wich part do you smoke to get high leaves or flowers or what?

twotonguesyes2

i only smoke weed