Drug Test story for the ages....

rowdy420 · 03-10-2009, 10:21 PM

Well....I have been going to this drug counselor through probation for a major charge I caught in 2005 and every week I come prepared with this what I thought at the time was this stupid fake pee I made at home, half Vitamin Water Green Tea and half water, heated up by "hot feet - feet warmers", like "hot hands" but with adhesive...I knew it would pass an EMIT home drug test this counselor fuck likes to use, that was as long as he didn't break out something else to check the ph balance and the specific gravity. Well, I had passed 2 previous drug tests with him using this method and he didn't have that adulteration check thingy. That's the strip that checks ph balance and specific gravity, etc., and sees if there is anything in there like bleach and what not.....this time though, he broke that out. Well the damn Vitamin Water/Water mix passed that too.

crookedhatinator45 · 03-10-2009, 10:24 PM

now i just want to know what this major charge was.

rowdy420 · 03-10-2009, 10:25 PM

btw, anyway someone can explain this? I only used it because it was the color of pee and has almost no smell to, has some which is why I mixed with with half water...to dilute any odor it may give off.

Xil · 03-10-2009, 10:28 PM

Its got vitamins and shit in it, so does pee?

I dunno, sounds like you got lucky, congratulations man!

rowdy420 · 03-10-2009, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by herbinator45

now i just want to know what this major charge was.

Lot's of weed. Lot's and lot's of weed. Where I live going to 75 drug counselor meetings is required for felony drug charges as a requirement of probation, I'm on Intense Probation. My probation officer hates giving drug tests and just has this counselor fuck do it.

rowdy420 · 03-10-2009, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Xil

Its got vitamins and shit in it, so does pee?

I dunno, sounds like you got lucky, congratulations man!

so does that account for the ph balance maybe?? What about the specific gravity?? Did I just guess that right with the half water / half vitamin water bit?? I mean pee is thicker than water, as is Vitamin water that's be thicker than pee most likely. Does this give it the magical mix?? Maybe could pass a lab test too with a certain amount of creatine?? Is it possible to make synthetic pee at home??

Gawd damn, a break through maybe???? Haha, vitamin water is going to put all the synthetic piss companies out of business!!

Xil · 03-10-2009, 10:40 PM

shhh. this website is funded by a synthetic piss company

Im sure any homemade piss recipe would be much appreciated by many. All thats needed is a safe way to test it.

rowdy420 · 03-10-2009, 10:45 PM

well if accucheck makes those adulteration check strips I imagine one could get em online and experiment. I dont think the pharmacies sell those though, just drug tests.

03-10-2009, 10:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
rowdy420 YaHookan Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Drug Test story for the ages.... Well....I have been going to this drug counselor through probation for a major charge I caught in 2005 and every week I come prepared with this what I thought at the time was this stupid fake pee I made at home, half Vitamin Water Green Tea and half water, heated up by "hot feet - feet warmers", like "hot hands" but with adhesive...I knew it would pass an EMIT home drug test this counselor fuck likes to use, that was as long as he didn't break out something else to check the ph balance and the specific gravity. Well, I had passed 2 previous drug tests with him using this method and he didn't have that adulteration check thingy. That's the strip that checks ph balance and specific gravity, etc., and sees if there is anything in there like bleach and what not.....this time though, he broke that out. Well the damn Vitamin Water/Water mix passed that too. Last edited by rowdy420; 03-10-2009 at 10:37 PM.

03-10-2009, 10:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,292 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 993 Thanked 1,108 Times in 687 Posts	Its got vitamins and shit in it, so does pee? I dunno, sounds like you got lucky, congratulations man! __________________ Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life

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Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,292 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 993 Thanked 1,108 Times in 687 Posts	shhh. this website is funded by a synthetic piss company Im sure any homemade piss recipe would be much appreciated by many. All thats needed is a safe way to test it. __________________ Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life

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03-10-2009, 10:25 PM	#3 (permalink)
rowdy420 YaHookan Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	btw, anyway someone can explain this? I only used it because it was the color of pee and has almost no smell to, has some which is why I mixed with with half water...to dilute any odor it may give off.

03-10-2009, 10:45 PM	#8 (permalink)
rowdy420 YaHookan Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 9 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	well if accucheck makes those adulteration check strips I imagine one could get em online and experiment. I dont think the pharmacies sell those though, just drug tests.

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