skateskunked

first id like to say this is my first but not last time posting on this forum , ive heard good things about this site just never had time to check it out but heres my situation

so , im on probation , smoked cause i had a few weeks till my next test , blazed for 2 weeks, , then i had 3 weeks till the test (or just a visit).. which 4/21/09 was my last day blazin , i had to goto probation on the 5/12/09 ... sooo , i blazed that first night , did some subutex , and the next day i wake up in the hospital , my parents couldnt wake me up i was gasping for air / unresponsive/cold/ the whole 9.. so i wake up in the hospitol hooked up to machines , i was revived luckily then continued to blaze for 2 weeks.. long story short ,after blazin for 2 weeks and on 4/21/09 after my last light blazing i get home to discover a paper in the mail from probation saying they want me to come in on 4/28/09 and bring info on my most recent hospital visit(i didnt even tell them about it they just found out on there own...) . so that moment i called my boy he got me a 7 day detox kit from gnc
. so they got me it , i get up with my friends and start the 7 day program that night , just to be safe if they still decide to test me on the day i go in ... so today i goto the docs office the next day to get a paper saying i have sleep apneia , and thats y i went to the hospital .. endds up that he had to see my hospital lab results and turns out i failed for cannabinoids..i was like wtf..but on the hospital report at the bottom of the drug screen page it says , "if any reportable drug is positive, it is not confirmed. Do not use the result for non-medical purposes." ... so im gonna deny that the test is positive and hope this 7 day detox does something for me .. BBBUTTT , i want to do more ,and because it was 420 i smoked alota dank , and dank all 2 weeks prior..so i got some advice from my brother in law n he swears he never quit smokin wile he was on probation and says to take these rapid cleanse pills from gnc (12 pills $30),but hes older 36 and by now i think probation will know whats up with those pills,thats why im thinking of trying the sur gel method(1.drink sur gel mixed with water 2 hours before drug test 2.eat greasy food 3. pee 4.drink another 20 oz of water 5. go take ur test and wola ) , i hear it works for alota people , but i came to this site and saw DONT DO IT its bs.... ive been reading all night its now 6:15am, im gettin kinda bugged out ,

i weigh 180 im 5'8" , and not sure wether to push or pull right now , like some sites say eat alota food to cover the other fat cells , right now ive been starving on vegetables to keep clean , but i am more then confused right now guys . i know im new to the site but i am trying to find results . i would love some feed back i have 2 nights left then my test is at 9 am tuesday morning... thanks in advance guys ,

skateskunked

anyone?

Xil

Have you considered synthetic urine?

Other than that all i can recommend is dilution.

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drinkslinger

Any of those cleaners from the head shops work if you do them according to the directions. At GNC, they also have creatine (sp?) supplements that you can take. In my state a dilute is considered a hot ua. Wouldn't want to go there.

Good luck to you!

ldavisa

I would strongly urge you to use the powdered urine kit (offered by TestClear). It is real urine that comes in powdered form. You add water to it and it comes with a thermometer and warmer to ensure that you warm it to the exact temp that the UA testers will check for.

I have used it several times and have had numerous friends use it as well - everyone has passed. It is hands down the best option when going for a piss test. Since it is actual urine it is basically impossible not to pass.

This is only useful if you don't have the person testing you inside the bathroom with you to observe you physically taking a piss. If you are able to go into the room alone to give your urine sample then using the powdered urine is 100% effective.

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