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Old 07-15-2009, 12:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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i need to pass an observed test really soon. does anyone know anything about using a fake penis that pisses for you? what works the best, where to get one, does it look real? could really use some help here.
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Old 07-15-2009, 01:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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well one is called the whizzinator, but i think i heard that they are not selling them anymore... im not 100% on that. try a web search.

as far as it looking real i dont think theyre gonna sit there and check out your johnson. observed, as far as i know, means ull probably have someone near you making sure youre not dumping stuff in the sample. not necesarily watching your dick while you pee
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Old 07-15-2009, 02:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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You're right, the Whizz did shut down (hear it was some serious legal problems). My boyfriend was in the same situation and tried to buy one from them and couldn't but he did find another called the "Pissinator" and it worked great. It was so realistic it was kinda creepy. The website is THE PISSINATOR - Home but when you call don't say anything about passing a drug test; they will politely tell you thet can't sell to you and hang up (made that mistake only once). Good luck!
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Old 07-15-2009, 02:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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FYI: There's also a f***ing Hot chick on their site! I'm not in to girls, especially wearing a strap-on, but OMG!
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Old 07-16-2009, 01:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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really appreciate the info. i've ordered one and i hope it's as good as you say. will give an update when i get it. thanks for lookin out.
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Old 07-29-2009, 01:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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You can still get a Whizzinator, just google it or hit thealsshop.com looks like its marketed as a sex toy now.
Pissinator looks like a cheap knock off.
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Old 08-09-2009, 02:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Pissinator

so i was afraid of that too since the PISSINATOR was only priced at 129.95. i'd heard that devices like these are usually much more. but i was pleasantly surprised when it came in. it was just like a flacid penis and didn't protrude too much or feel bulky. its made of the same type material used by the special effects industry, so it was pretty damn lifelike. also, it really does operate totally silent. its like stealth dick! dude, i couldn't be happier with the purchase. it works great and did cost a shitload.

the only thing that gets me is when i called to order heat pads and urine refills, the rep i spoke with mentioned the two-toned models. mine is one (lifelike) color. apparently they now have a more realistic head. maybe i can trade in for the new model. right.

anyway, thanks for looking out.
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Old 08-10-2009, 02:03 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Correction

my bad. i didn't proofread. sorry for any confusion.

i was trying to say that the product DIDN'T cost an arm and a leg. i thought it was resonable.
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Thumbs up PISSINATOR update

so recently ive been posed a lot of questions about my pissinator & thought i should update the post.

i'm really happy with the PISSINATOR; it worked perfectly and got the job done. yes, it is less expensive than some other products but that doesn't make it any lessor of a product. it was extemely simple to use (pinching the shaft near the head was all that was needed to start the flow) and totally quiet. it looks & feels like my johnson (mostly). enough that my wife thinks its creepy. they do sell refills and the cost is comparable to other company's. the most important thing is it worked.

if anyone out there is shopping around (just as i did), i would suggest using this product. it was worth it.
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