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jstix · 08-06-2009, 11:30 AM

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**Mafoo** · 08-06-2009, 11:34 AM

well you made it over the temp hurdle at least! thats good

what type of job is it that youre being tested for? or why are you being tested?

jstix · 08-06-2009, 11:35 AM

pre employment drug test for the post office!

**Mafoo** · 08-06-2009, 11:48 AM

as long as the urine was clean it sounds like youre passing. i cant imagine a customer service job doing like a dna test to make sure its your stuff.

jstix · 08-06-2009, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mafoo

as long as the urine was clean it sounds like youre passing. i cant imagine a customer service job doing like a dna test to make sure its your stuff.

yeah, nevermind the 3 interviews i've had to take prior to this. i've read that gc/ms tests are a bit more accurate or expensive, can anyone see any potential problems having used urine thats been frozen for less than 24 hours or at all with these kinds of tests?

jstix · 08-06-2009, 01:15 PM

damn it's past five and still haven't heard shit

I10HaulR · 08-06-2009, 06:54 PM

You won't maybe a couple of days usually

jstix · 08-06-2009, 08:09 PM

i've read that substituting urine is fairly fool proof as long as the temp requirements are met and you dont have a rancid sample. but is temperature only a factor to the nurse you hand it to right after you "piss", or does it come into play once it's sent off to the lab, and is there any way to tell that the sample has been frozen or not (perhaps the gravity or ph or some other factor could be different from freezing/thawing/being crotched for an hour?) or is this method of substitution really as effective as everyone seems to say?

**Mafoo** · 08-06-2009, 08:16 PM

you made it passed the temp part. the temp reading is soley to know if the sample is fresh and not from elsewhere.

did they say what type of test theyd be doing? you mentioned gc/ms

jstix · 08-06-2009, 08:28 PM

says 5-50 GC/MS

**Mafoo** · 08-06-2009, 08:30 PM

the only thing youd have to worry about is the person who gave the sample having done something and not told you. i hear the gc/ms pick up like insane small traces of metabolites. otherwise you should be cool, crack a beer and relax. its out of your control by now anyway right?

jstix · 08-06-2009, 08:34 PM

thanks for the feedback! the person who gave me the clean sample said about a month ago he was on some prescription (i think) for poison ivy, but even then, it was a month ago and the nurse at the doctors office who took my sample never asked me to list any drugs that may knowingly be present.

**Mafoo** · 08-06-2009, 08:37 PM

probably anti inflamitories of some sort, id be ready with the name of that scrip just in case.

but seirously it sounds like youre chill. most people fail due to the temp being off and you already know you passed that. hopefully you stick around after this and youre not just using yahooka for its infinite drug knowledgebase

jstix · 08-06-2009, 08:47 PM

yeah, if temperature is only a concern to the person who collects the sample immediatly after you 'piss', then i should be fine. if i pass my dt, i might write a more detailed tutorial for anyone interested in substitution altho i covered a good bit of it in my original post.

~1~ · 08-06-2009, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jstix

pre employment drug test for a customer service position

Hey good luck on the position but....

How fucking stupid is that? A friggin drug test for a CSR position, they afraid you're gonna give a wrong answer?

I can see testing the bus driver and the guy driving the tow truck and shit like that but drug testing for anything else has got to be nearly criminal in itself.

"Welcome to Home Depot sir, pee in this cup and we'll check your credit to make sure you can wear an orange apron and make $8 an hour".

Go fuck yourselves.

jstix · 08-07-2009, 07:40 AM

o

jstix · 08-07-2009, 11:20 AM

haha

**Mafoo** · 08-07-2009, 11:32 AM

awesome! glad to hear it worked out for you

jstix · 08-07-2009, 01:26 PM

thanks mafoo!

~1~ · 08-07-2009, 01:46 PM

Sweet...

First round is on you.

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,969 Thanks: 3,773 Thanked 2,643 Times in 1,696 Posts	as long as the urine was clean it sounds like youre passing. i cant imagine a customer service job doing like a dna test to make sure its your stuff. __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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jstix YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	i've read that substituting urine is fairly fool proof as long as the temp requirements are met and you dont have a rancid sample. but is temperature only a factor to the nurse you hand it to right after you "piss", or does it come into play once it's sent off to the lab, and is there any way to tell that the sample has been frozen or not (perhaps the gravity or ph or some other factor could be different from freezing/thawing/being crotched for an hour?) or is this method of substitution really as effective as everyone seems to say? Last edited by jstix; 08-06-2009 at 08:14 PM.

08-06-2009, 08:16 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,969 Thanks: 3,773 Thanked 2,643 Times in 1,696 Posts	you made it passed the temp part. the temp reading is soley to know if the sample is fresh and not from elsewhere. did they say what type of test theyd be doing? you mentioned gc/ms __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

08-06-2009, 08:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
jstix YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	says 5-50 GC/MS

08-06-2009, 08:30 PM	#11 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,969 Thanks: 3,773 Thanked 2,643 Times in 1,696 Posts	the only thing youd have to worry about is the person who gave the sample having done something and not told you. i hear the gc/ms pick up like insane small traces of metabolites. otherwise you should be cool, crack a beer and relax. its out of your control by now anyway right? __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

08-06-2009, 08:34 PM	#12 (permalink)
jstix YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	thanks for the feedback! the person who gave me the clean sample said about a month ago he was on some prescription (i think) for poison ivy, but even then, it was a month ago and the nurse at the doctors office who took my sample never asked me to list any drugs that may knowingly be present.

08-06-2009, 08:37 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,969 Thanks: 3,773 Thanked 2,643 Times in 1,696 Posts	probably anti inflamitories of some sort, id be ready with the name of that scrip just in case. but seirously it sounds like youre chill. most people fail due to the temp being off and you already know you passed that. hopefully you stick around after this and youre not just using yahooka for its infinite drug knowledgebase __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

08-06-2009, 08:47 PM	#14 (permalink)
jstix YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	yeah, if temperature is only a concern to the person who collects the sample immediatly after you 'piss', then i should be fine. if i pass my dt, i might write a more detailed tutorial for anyone interested in substitution altho i covered a good bit of it in my original post.

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08-07-2009, 11:32 AM	#18 (permalink)
Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,969 Thanks: 3,773 Thanked 2,643 Times in 1,696 Posts	awesome! glad to hear it worked out for you __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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jstix YaHookan Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 12 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	thanks mafoo!

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