need to show false for marijuana and positive for medication prescribed

ninny · 10-27-2009, 03:43 PM

i need help passing a urine test. i am prescribed morphine and percocet due to severe back injury. i also enjoy smoking pot how can i show negative for the pot but show positive for other medications

Mikey · 10-27-2009, 03:55 PM

The only thing I can think of, is if you have a friend who doesn't smoke pot, but wouldn't mind taking some morphine and percocet and using their pee.

Now that is super far fetched I know. Can you get medical marijuana wherever you live? If your getting strong pain killers for your back then I don't see why any doctor wouldn't prescribe you MMJ.

When's your test due? Anyway best of luck, sorry I wasn't much help.

ninny · 10-27-2009, 03:57 PM

no medical marijuana in TN can't fake it either is there anyway i can detox in 2 weeks

Mikey · 10-27-2009, 05:29 PM

Stop smoking weed(obviously) and drink lotsa water. Also use the 'search' function up top or just browse all the topics in this forum as there's lotsa good insight from people who have been in your situation before.

~1~ · 10-27-2009, 06:01 PM

So lemme get this straight, it is OKAY to have Morphine and Percs coursing through your bloodstream, but THC is cause for a shitstorm?

Is this a fucked up country or what?!

ninny · 10-28-2009, 09:44 AM

SNAFU totally i hate taking the pills and pot really helps as far as sleep and relaxation are concerned if pain not so extreme would tell drs to screw themselves aand just smoke

~1~ · 10-28-2009, 10:20 AM

What is the test for?

Employment? Don't take this wrong but I would find any reason NOT to hire someone who is in so much pain they have a script for Percs and Morphine, you're a liability waiting to happen.

If this is for your PO then come clean with him and tell him that the pain is incredible and the pot helps lessen the side effects of the drugs, get your doctor to back you up and then get a medijuana script if you're fortunate enough to live in one of the less draconian states in the Union.

If its for insurance purposes, I'd find an insurer who is less hung up on money and more interested in their clients health. (Yeah, good fuckin' luck there!)

ninny · 10-28-2009, 11:09 AM

its for the dr i am disabled due to severity of injury but if u smoke no more pills

SmokeSomeDoja · 10-28-2009, 11:13 AM

^how does that make any sense at all?

first: do no harm. looks like he failed that one.

fuck this dude, find yourself a respectable doctor.

10-27-2009, 03:43 PM	#1 (permalink)
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10-27-2009, 03:55 PM	#2 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	The only thing I can think of, is if you have a friend who doesn't smoke pot, but wouldn't mind taking some morphine and percocet and using their pee. Now that is super far fetched I know. Can you get medical marijuana wherever you live? If your getting strong pain killers for your back then I don't see why any doctor wouldn't prescribe you MMJ. When's your test due? Anyway best of luck, sorry I wasn't much help. __________________ RIP Gov

10-27-2009, 05:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
Mikey Seasoned YaHookan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: gulf islands bc Posts: 7,294 Thanks: 1,080 Thanked 2,013 Times in 1,344 Posts	Stop smoking weed(obviously) and drink lotsa water. Also use the 'search' function up top or just browse all the topics in this forum as there's lotsa good insight from people who have been in your situation before. __________________ RIP Gov

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~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,905 Thanks: 443 Thanked 1,514 Times in 889 Posts	So lemme get this straight, it is OKAY to have Morphine and Percs coursing through your bloodstream, but THC is cause for a shitstorm? Is this a fucked up country or what?! __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

10-28-2009, 10:20 AM	#7 (permalink)
~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,905 Thanks: 443 Thanked 1,514 Times in 889 Posts	What is the test for? Employment? Don't take this wrong but I would find any reason NOT to hire someone who is in so much pain they have a script for Percs and Morphine, you're a liability waiting to happen. If this is for your PO then come clean with him and tell him that the pain is incredible and the pot helps lessen the side effects of the drugs, get your doctor to back you up and then get a medijuana script if you're fortunate enough to live in one of the less draconian states in the Union. If its for insurance purposes, I'd find an insurer who is less hung up on money and more interested in their clients health. (Yeah, good fuckin' luck there!) __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

10-27-2009, 03:57 PM	#3 (permalink)
ninny YaHookan Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	no medical marijuana in TN can't fake it either is there anyway i can detox in 2 weeks

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ninny YaHookan Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	SNAFU totally i hate taking the pills and pot really helps as far as sleep and relaxation are concerned if pain not so extreme would tell drs to screw themselves aand just smoke

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ninny YaHookan Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	its for the dr i am disabled due to severity of injury but if u smoke no more pills

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SmokeSomeDoja Lushous Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Erogenous Zones Posts: 17,396 Thanks: 238 Thanked 445 Times in 279 Posts	^how does that make any sense at all? first: do no harm. looks like he failed that one. fuck this dude, find yourself a respectable doctor. __________________ fotoz fo yo azz "I've run over black cats that were luckier than me."

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