taz20

k ive read all these posts and im no better off!!! heres my sitiuation and id appreciate anyone that can help me???
My boyfriend is due to take a pre employment medical test on monday morning at 11oclock, its now 11pm on saturday nite!
the test was short notice and even tho we havent smoked in about two weeks, we dun a self test on him and its in his system...
we have purchased zydot ultimate blend ultimate detox(has anyone used this????)>>> which is a powered drink from our local hempshop that wev been told will work by lots and lots of people it will work if we follow the instructions prior to the test. even tho he hasnt smoked in 2weeks we were smoking fairly heavy every evening up until then?
Our plan at the moment is for him to take a condom in with him filled with his mates piss which is clean and add a little water to correct the temp and also take the detox as instructed. incase someone goes into the toilet with him... can anyone help us or give feedback on the product or does anyone know if medical testers will usually watch you piss or search around his boxers. All the research ive done on the product has been success stories but this is for a very very good job opportunity and we wud really appreciate anyones input thanks!!!!!!!!: )

Mercury

You're saying your BF needs to take a pre-employment medical test. That is something completely different from a drug test. But for arguments sake let's assume that they're both going hand in hand. He needs both a physical AND a drug test....

Next...

If he's taking a physical then he's going to have to take his clothes off in front of the doctor. At least for some tests, like the one where he drops his trousers and they check his balls. And he'll definitely have to take his shirt off at some point. So where is he going to hide this condom? He has to keep it at body temperature somehow. Bad plan.

So, in conclusion: find out what the test is specifically, ditch the condom idea and have him drink the detox drink and take his own piss.

taz20

Thanks for the advice people...
its a full medical/fitness and drug test, we were not so sure about the condom idea in the first place as its a little risky anyway. he has bought another self tester kit and is drinking lots of water and plans to take the detox as instructed befor the test and test himself before he does it.
if its a case the test is still showing up possible he is going to try and get it put off for a week or two and in that time carry out a full detox to make sure that when he does do it again he will b completely clear. wat u think?

Mercury

water wont help, THC is stored in the fat. you have to burn it off. use the detox drink to dilute the urine without detection. it's the only way.

lingons

hi,


eaking of detox it looks like one of NYC’s forgotten heroes might need to check himself in as well. Havoc, one half of Mobb Deep, is said to be going through some hard times lately with his man being gone and all and whispers are coming out from the Rock
The Bells Tour which he is currently on that he is coping with his problems in the worst way...


Thank you...

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scottishbastard

Theres a lot of myths about drug tests. The only one that is fact is that there is no surefire way to pass a test without using someone else's urine.

Here's some things my friends and I have used. They work some of the time, and some of the time they dont...So...

*Take aspirin before test
*Drink lots of fluids (coffee, water, craberry juice, energy drinks, diet coke - anything that makes you piss a lot) on the days before and right before the test. Piss as many times as possible leading up to the test. (As someone said above water cant get rid of thc but it CAN and does dilute your urine enough that you can sometimes get away with it. I wouldnt recomend it for heavy smokers though).
*Abstain as long as possible

But in California all you need to do is give $100 to a corrupt doctor and get your med license. My friend drove a bus for a Jewish summer camp and wasnt fucked with because of his license.

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No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

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Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
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And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
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scottishbastard

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Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
You think you hold the high hand
I've got my doubts
I come from Chino where the asphalt sprouts
.....

And even if I have to go to Claremont
Well I guess I'll just have to go to Claremont
Let me go
Let me lie low

Yeah but you're going to do what you wanna do
No matter what I ask of you
And you send your dark messengers to tempt me
I come from Chino so all your threats are empty

- the mountain goats