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Old 12-10-2009, 02:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Question GC/MS urine plus adulterant test.

Hi i am new here (posts) and need advice. I got a drug test next week but a big big one. Going to be GC/MS urine plus adulterant test. I know how to pass the ones from CVS/ Wallgreens or initial lab but this'll be something serious (probation). So a friend of mine recommend me this site called DRUGTESTFRIEND.COM .She passed with a formula and she said they gave here a phone number to call so she could make sure she was using the system correctlly. Now this was a Court ordered Hair Drug Test people. So I checked a website out and called.Counsler was really good (gave me a lot tips and info) but the price sounds too good to be true .So did someone use them or have any reccommendations on other ways of passing or is it better to go with someone who seems to really know what they are talking about. I am confussed please help.
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Old 12-10-2009, 10:09 AM   #2 (permalink)
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If it's GC/MS they literally check every chemical in your urine. I am not sure if there is any way to fake this. Probably better to just stay clean.
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Old 12-10-2009, 07:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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http://passyourdrugtest.com/marijuana-kit.htm


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The GC-MS is a hybrid of two technologies: the gas chromatograph and the
mass spectrometer. The gas chromatograph is a device for separating a
mixture of compounds according to their relative attractions to a substrate
material called an adsorbent. Typically the adsorbent is silica or alumina
gel lining in column inside the machine. The sample is injected into a
stream of carrier gas inside the machine where it goes through the column
which is heated by an oven. The separations occur on the column. The
stream of compounds, now, in theory separated, pass by a detector which
causes a signal to be emitted. This signal is usually picked by and
electro-mechanical device to record it. It's important to understand
that what is recorded is the relative retention times of the compounds on
the column in the machine. There is no information about the chemical
structure of the materials being recorded.

After separation on the column in the GC, the materials then pass through to
the mass spectrometer. In this machine the materials are destroyed in the
presence of a strong magnetic field. Fragments of the materials are then
analyzed according to their molecular weight. The results are compared
against databases which are built on the statistical likelihood of
particular compounds to fragment in specific ways. Again, there is never a
direct analysis of the material. The precision and accuracy of the results
depend on the quality of the database used.

Thus false positives for opiates are common in patients taking certain
antibiotics because the drug labs don't consider this source of false
positives. Patients taking levofloxicin and ofloxacin were given false
positive results four out of five times in tests of the method and patients
using Cipro were attributed with false positives one in five times (JAMA,
12/26/01). The problem was that the fragmentation patterns of antibiotics
weren't in the databases so the next most likely match was
automatically picked by the software.

There are no laboratories currently operating outside of academic settings
that have GC-MS operated by chemists with sufficient experience to
analyze unknowns or unfamiliar compounds. Small wonder that. It takes a
minimum of four years of graduate analytical chemistry and two years of
medical school training in toxicology to gain the experience required to
process pharmaceutical unknowns by GC-MS. Drug labs are typically operated
by technicians who are supervised by a chemist or engineer with a BS degree.
While these personnel are well trained enough to handle routine compounds
found in the databases there shouldn't be any question as to the
possibility of false positives emerging from these settings. A certain
mystique has arisen about the GC-MS method among drug test providers and
employee supervisors. The widespread belief in the infallibility of the
method is wholly unjustified.



Our Note:
Wonderful, at last someone telling the truth, wonder who got him upset enough
to do this. The gentlemen who invented the GC-MS is from the UK, it was
invented for the military, pilots and public servants, however, the insurance
companies got wind of it and then it trickled down to the private sector.
Parliament was going to pass drug testing in the UK and the inventor went
back and told them about the accuracy and asked that they not do to their
people what the American Government has done to us, he made himself a billionaire at our expense.

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THC Drug Facts

Marijuana is the one drug that most people love the most. Unfortunately this is also the one drug that stays in your system the longest. The part of marijuana that gets you high is called `Delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol .' Most people just call this THC, but this is confusing: your body will change Delta-9-THC into more inert molecules known as `metabolites,' which don't get you high. Unfortunately, these chemicals also have the word `tetrahydrocannabino l' in them and they are also called THC -- so many people think that the metabolites get you high. Marijuana only keeps you high for a few hours, and it is not right to think that a person who fails a drug test is always high on drugs, either. THC is not water soluble which means that every time you use, it needs some place to stick to.. That's where your fat cells come in. THC is stored in your fat cells. The more you have, the longer the THC will remain. (Please refer to our chart for THC users above in order to find out how long the THC will remain in your system. This includes both urine and blood.)

A couple of options are available for you. First, if you know you have a urine test, you can use any of our same day solutions 45- 90 minutes before your test and still easily pass. The best thing about our same day solutions, besides them working every time, is that they are not masking agents which many labs are starting to detect. Duz'z It instead acts like a sponge and absorbs all toxins and converts them into clean urine. We offer this with a 99.999% success rate and a 100% money back guarantee!

Second option is for those of you that need to take a blood test or want to be Total clean and pass both a blood and urine test. Some of our Total Body solutions were designed to Total cleanse your system of any and all toxins. In order to Total cleanse your urine and blood, you must complete a 4-6 day program we developed that includes herbal cleansing pills, water, cranberry juice, and a special antitoxin formula that washes away all of the remaining toxins on the last day. Easy to follow instructions are included along with 2 free self testing kits that you can check yourself with to verify you are indeed clean. These Kits also boast a 99.999% success rate. The choice is yours. If you want to be Total clean or need to pass a blood test, this is the solution we recommend.

If you have a saliva test, drink plenty of water and don't use 2-3 days prior to testing. We offer a great product called spit 'n' kleen that will definitely do the job. Saliva drug tests are really only good for short term results.

Understand you can cleanse your system free of all toxins. Just follow the instructions we provide with each solution and a passing result is guaranteed every time!

Did you know?
Workers who tested positive for marijuana only:
1) cost employers less in health insurance benefits;
2) have a higher than average rate of promotion within the company;
3) are at work more often than non users; and
4) are fired less often than workers who do not test positive.
Since marijuana is the most common illicit drug used by adults,
and the one detected in up to 90 percent of all "positive" drug tests
(many of which are false positives), this fact has radical implications for
current public and employer policies.





I believe drug testing is an unreasonable search, and that it forces people
to incriminate themselves. Many who take the same position believe drug testing
violates the 4th and 5th amendments.
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[QUOTE=mookie;5185046 3]THC Drug Facts


A couple of options are available for you. First, if you know you have a urine test, you can use any of our same day solutions 45- 90 minutes before your test and still easily pass. The best thing about our same day solutions, besides them working every time, is that they are not masking agents which many labs are starting to detect. Duz'z It instead acts like a sponge and absorbs all toxins and converts them into clean urine. We offer this with a 99.999% success rate and a 100% money back guarantee!


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Old 12-14-2009, 08:27 AM   #6 (permalink)
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If it's GC/MS they literally check every chemical in your urine. I am not sure if there is any way to fake this. Probably better to just stay clean.


Last time I smoked was on Nov 21st (24 days ago) but usually I need 35-45 days to pass a test that gets sent to a lab.So any extra ideas next 1-2 days I want to have time to try and check did it work for me and to test myself before the real one.

btw Im 5’8 and 170lb
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never use the first piss of the day,
drink a fair amount of fluids,
excercise,

Use the middle stream of your piss. First couple seconds in the toilet then a couple in the cup then the last at the end in the toilet again.

Best advice I can give yea

there's no at home GC/MS test kits hehe. 24 days sounds like you could make it.
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Old 12-15-2009, 01:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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never use the first piss of the day,
drink a fair amount of fluids,
excercise,

Use the middle stream of your piss. First couple seconds in the toilet then a couple in the cup then the last at the end in the toilet again.

Best advice I can give yea

there's no at home GC/MS test kits hehe. 24 days sounds like you could make it.
10x

I will pay for a Lab test before the big one i have. I need to pass.
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Old 12-15-2009, 04:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Last time I smoked was on Nov 21st (24 days ago) but usually I need 35-45 days to pass a test that gets sent to a lab.So any extra ideas next 1-2 days I want to have time to try and check did it work for me and to test myself before the real one.

btw Im 5’8 and 170lb
24 days possible to detect you positively if I were you I try the remedy posted above and try some drug testing kits for you to know if it has a good result before moving on to you final drug test.
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All I know is say you get a lab-test before($).

Say you fail it.

Then what?
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