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Old 12-17-2009, 12:08 AM   #1 (permalink)
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cps cheek swab test for meth and weed




Does anyone know how to pass a cheek swab test for meth and weed. My girlfriend had cps come to her house and they did a cheek swab test on her and she tested positive for speed and that was 3 weeks ago. So I went to her house today and they were waiting down the street for me and when i went up to the door they rushed me and said that i needed to have a swab done also. I told them no so they said that if I dont swab for them tomorrow they will get a court order to have all my rights taken away from me from seeing my daughter. Im not on parole or probation I don't understand any help would be great
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Old 12-17-2009, 12:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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cps cheek swab test for meth and weed

Does anyone know how to pass a cheek swab test for meth and weed. My girlfriend had cps come to her house and they did a cheek swab test on her and she tested positive for speed and that was 3 weeks ago. So I went to her house today and they were waiting down the street for me and when i went up to the door they rushed me and said that i needed to have a swab done also. I told them no so they said that if I dont swab for them tomorrow they will get a court order to have all my rights taken away from me from seeing my daughter. Im not on parole or probation I don't understand any help would be great
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Old 12-17-2009, 01:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I really don't know what will be the effective method but for additional info the
longest detection time story i have ever heard that was true detected use 1 week and 1 day ago, and that was from someone who would smoke 3-4 joints a day.
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Old 12-17-2009, 07:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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fuck them dnt do shit 4 them till you c a warrent for your bodily fluids. they cant do shit lawyer up if you have to and if they want your dna they could just go throw ur garbage... just saying
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Old 12-17-2009, 08:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Limits of detection with oral fluid are fairly short:
Amphetamines should be about 2-4 days
THC is only 1-2 days (or less)

I think that dilution would help lessen the chance of being positive:
I would drink plenty of fluids for several hours before the test and chew gum or suck on a lozenge shortly before the collection.

Be careful with CPS. Some can do what they want almost unchecked. They can base decisions on subjective opinions (such as whether they like you, or feel you are appropriately kissing their ass). Some can also decide to have you do a hair or urine drug test.

Good Luck with the Gestapo
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Old 12-18-2009, 06:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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If they had enough evidence to do more they would have done so already. Cops would have a much tougher job if people believed they should not comply with any requests from them. Remember when they act like they are trying to figure out the truth they usually have already made up their minds and are actually ONLY gathering anything they can hold against you later.
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Won't hold up

Hey I know this forum was posted back in December but speaking from experience, an oral cheek swab will not hold up in a court of law. At least not in the state of Texas. I have known people who was caught off guard with a surprise visit from cps, just got done smoking meth right before they showed up and still passed. And then on another accation my boyfriend and I had been clean for 10 months since I found out I was pregnant with our daughter and he was tested with a cheek swab and he came back positive for meth. So hopefully you got a lawyer and found out what rights you really have as far as cps is concerned.
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December 2009.

God damn. Meth is whack.
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