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Old 01-07-2010, 08:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Exclamation Help. Please.

Ok so I have read all I think I can about drug testing and diluting ect but I do still have a question. I have read that Marajuana is stored in your fat cells. I have been a regular smoker for 15 years. 3-4 hits a night. I have been alerted to a test for a potential job. It was supposed to be today ( found out yesterday). I did not smoke last night. Since the practitioner was not in to conduct the regular physical, it has been posponed til tomorrow. I went out and got a home test and it came up with a faint line ( indicating negative, I think) but it was so faint I can't tell. I am drinking my water ( gatorade too, yes I can read) but does the fact that I have been smoking almost half my life make a difference when it comes to the steps I should take for the test? I just can't tell if the home one I took was truly negative. Are there additions steps I should take due to the longevity of my smoking. ( because of physical beforehand , I can't use fake pee, no where to hide it. I have never been tested before and I am very nervous.
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Old 01-07-2010, 08:15 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Be nervous. You smoke weed. Your body has it to show. If you smoked for 2 days or 40 years it is the one you smoked last night that will show. Good Luck
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Old 01-07-2010, 08:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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With a reply like that I will need more than luck.
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Old 01-08-2010, 11:55 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Unless you're a fat lazy bastard-30 days, whether you're habit or heavy. 5-7 for single use. And no smoking for 15 years makes no difference it may actually help, (because your body is so used to it it may metabolize it faster than some one who isn't a heavy user due to tolerance.) But this is all speculative. Hope this helps. But, 30 days at least OF NONE.

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Old 01-09-2010, 07:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Unless you're a fat lazy bastard-30 days, whether you're habit or heavy. 5-7 for single use. And no smoking for 15 years makes no difference it may actually help, (because your body is so used to it it may metabolize it faster than some one who isn't a heavy user due to tolerance.) But this is all speculative. Hope this helps. But, 30 days at least OF NONE.

Great answer. Police Department - City of North Miami Beach

"... I have been in law enforcement for twenty-six years and have seen very little in regards to updating the way we test for those particular products, especially in police field applications. The new Stinger kit is truly revolutionary and I see great application, both in law enforcement and in the civilian world. I am very impressed with the ease of application and the security that the system has versus the current conventional system. I am also particularly fond of the overall strength and structure of the system itself, eliminating contamination or mistakes. The double testing, of course, is a criterion that we need to establish proper cause ..."

Wrn. B. Berger
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City of North Miami Beach

They are getting better at finding all drugs in your system.

The 30 days mentioned above is the norm.

If you are fat it is 45 days.

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Old 01-09-2010, 04:06 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Yeah, 30 days of NO doobage is the norm. When my nephew was paroled from Leavenworth [the military section...he got popped while in the Army for selling a narc 2 quarters...got 2 yrs] after serving 15 months, he'd have to see his parole officer once a month. But the dude would normally tell him when he'd be getting piss-tested a month prior.
If he was going to be tested the next visit, the dude would warn him in advance. 1 month he didn't smoke any weed & stopped by my house the night before his appointment. I had some killer Super Silver Haze. He took 2 tokes from the bong & the next day, his P.O. pulled a surprise piss-test on him.
It came back positive just from the 2 tokes & he had to go back to prison for the remaining 9 months. Can you believe that shit? The guy had to finish his entire 2 yrs because of 2 tokes of weed.
Be careful...weed stays with you for awhile....
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Old 01-09-2010, 04:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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If they aren't gonna watch you pee, substitute.

Fuck the bastards, they can look at my urine all they want (I bought it its mine) but they will never see the drips coming off the end of my dick.

Can't we keep a tiny bit of dignity or do we have to give that up too?
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Old 01-12-2010, 08:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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The guy had to finish his entire 2 yrs because of 2 tokes of weed.
that just sucks.

It was every other dude I knew in the service did some drug.


but that was before thirty years of misinformation.


correction, 40.
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