Drug test: I've talked the talk now I'm going to walk the walk

Mercury · 05-17-2010, 11:23 PM

I always try to sincerely help the countless n00bs that come into this forum with their n00b questions: "Help!" "Am I clean?" "Will this work?". Hehehehe, they're so adorable...

But now it's my turn. I'm totally not clean right now and I have a drug test for a summer job tomorrow afternoon. So yesterday I bought a Detoxify Ready Clean drink with 6 Pre-Cleans pills on the side.

I've taken 3 pills in the last 10 hours and I'll take the next three over the next 10 hours. They also reccomend something like *TWELVE* glasses of water and then three more after the drink, which will be two hours before I piss. Let me tell you, that amount of water is hard to swallow. Very limited food too btw.

Anyway, total cost: $33. Kind of against the clock. The trick is to dilute with water, cleanse with pills and then cover it all up with this colorful, vitaminy detox drink.

I will report back my findings. Happy pissing!

crookedhatinator45 · 05-17-2010, 11:39 PM

like ernest goes to camp?

Mercury · 05-17-2010, 11:41 PM

i haven't seen that since 92

Mercury · 05-19-2010, 12:08 PM

that shit was just a mouth swab test. that's $33 I'll never see again. And one painful bladder.

Oceans 80 · 05-20-2010, 10:59 AM

i thought i had a drug test with my PO..i dropped $25 on a detox drink and was killin the water/gatorade and everything else......i never got tested...i could've eben pissed about the $25 but i'd rather spend it and not take the test then spend it, take it, adn be nervous

Prophet Saddam · 05-20-2010, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercury

that shit was just a mouth swab test. that's $33 I'll never see again. And one painful bladder.

I'm betting it still helped.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oceans 80

i thought i had a drug test with my PO..i dropped $25 on a detox drink and was killin the water/gatorade and everything else......i never got tested...i could've eben pissed about the $25 but i'd rather spend it and not take the test then spend it, take it, adn be nervous

I would be much more cautious/nervous for a test to a PO than for pre=employment.

05-17-2010, 11:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	Drug test: I've talked the talk now I'm going to walk the walk I always try to sincerely help the countless n00bs that come into this forum with their n00b questions: "Help!" "Am I clean?" "Will this work?". Hehehehe, they're so adorable... But now it's my turn. I'm totally not clean right now and I have a drug test for a summer job tomorrow afternoon. So yesterday I bought a Detoxify Ready Clean drink with 6 Pre-Cleans pills on the side. I've taken 3 pills in the last 10 hours and I'll take the next three over the next 10 hours. They also reccomend something like TWELVE glasses of water and then three more after the drink, which will be two hours before I piss. Let me tell you, that amount of water is hard to swallow. Very limited food too btw. Anyway, total cost: $33. Kind of against the clock. The trick is to dilute with water, cleanse with pills and then cover it all up with this colorful, vitaminy detox drink. I will report back my findings. Happy pissing!

05-20-2010, 10:59 AM	#5 (permalink)
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05-17-2010, 11:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	i haven't seen that since 92

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Mercury Special Delivery Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The States Posts: 8,150 Thanks: 294 Thanked 801 Times in 539 Posts	that shit was just a mouth swab test. that's $33 I'll never see again. And one painful bladder.

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