cajunman

I've been clean for several years but i screwed up 3-4 weeks ago and took 2 hits from a doobie....I just got a great job offer, but i have to take a hair test. Will this show up and what the heck is the Macujo method ?? ANY, ANt input is appreciated

Rubix

get the Zydot and use the AloeRid as a supplement
http://www.testclear.com/Ultra-Clean...Aq06QLuM0kRmzR

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cajunman

so you think I would test positive with that small amount?

BladderPig

You are probably OK. Hair testing is not as sensitive to THC as urine testing. I can’t imagine 2 puffs being enough for a positive unless it was incredibly strong and you have thick, dark hair.

cajunman

They will have to take hair from legs or underarms.....as i am bald....not shaved!!! bald.

Will that make a difference......that is the only thing i've done in years..

cajunman

I've read that the cutoff is 1pg/ml and that seems really low. That is what is freaking me out. Any suggestions as to how to was the hair to make sure that I pass...

BladderPig

That will make a difference in your favor. Body hair, such as chest or underarm, grows slower than head hair.

Body hair can show drug use for a year. So the amount detected will be diluted to about a quarter of what would be found in head hair.

Rubix

call testclear

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cajunman

Hi all,

Going do the test tomorrow, will let you all know the outcome.....
Hair and urine...wtf?

~1~

wtf man, DOT job or what?

by the way, you'll be fine, two hits in a lifetime is equal to walking past someone at a party who happens to be holding.



Nice when a harmless plant can instill such paranoia.




Moreso when you're NOT using it would seem...

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cajunman

Non-DOT Drug Test - Hair Quest Laboratories
Non-DOT Drug Test - Urine Quest Laboratories
Non-DOT Alcohol Test

What has me paranoid is the 1 pg/mil concentration. Unfortunately I have an engineering degree and understand the prefix "PICO" .
So i don't know what to expect. I've made an appointment at 7:30 am CST

BladderPig

If you have less than 1.5” of hair on your head, expect them to shave or clip hair from your underarms, chest or legs. If you have over 1.4” of hair on your head, consider getting it cut this evening.
Though I won’t give you an absolute guaranty of a negative test, the odds are very heavily on your side.

The urine test shouldn’t be positive from a light exposure 4-5 weeks ago. To be safe, I would drink a little extra coffee/water in the morning (and not use the first or second urination of the day).

The Alcohol test will probably be a breathalyzer (but may be a blood test).

Good Luck, enjoy your new job

bubbler211

this guy I knew shaved off all the hair on his head,the nurse just laughed and said pull down your pants soldier,or did you shave your pubes too?

cajunman

I didn't shave my head, but when i went in and said I'm here for a Baker Hughes drug test she look at me with an odd look and said you have a hair test. So i then raised my shirt over my armpit and said here you go. The women practically shaved BOTH pits and then took some urine. I will post results asap. I'm shitting on myself waiting.....this is bullshit... they dont require a physical, but will drug test you till the cows come home..

~1~

Meanwhile, the dock staff had three beers at lunch and your immediate supervisor has a script for both Paxil and Zoloft...

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sn00ze

wow they are very serious! Good luck man.
Ps. I think you'll be fine, i recon a hair test isn't exact enuf to pick up such a small amount.

cajunman

Hi all,

I got a call today from the drug testing company.....I failed the test because of a prescription medication that I take for headaches. Nothing as far a the reefer. So thanks to all you guys who put my mind at ease. Apparently two puffs will not cross the 1picogram/ml treshold!!!!! I did have a prescription for my migraine medicine, so it is all good. I failed a random 4 years ago and lost my good paying job. Now I've got back a good paying job. I'm going from $1,000/mth back to $5,500/mth. all for a little pot...kinda sucks eh?

sn00ze

time to celebrate.

cajunman

You are sooooooooo right, i'm sipping on some tequilia now....I was never fat until I had to stop smoking and start drinking.....go figure.....thanks for all the help.
Now my underarms all all friggin itchy because the nurse basically shaved them for the test LMAO

wellfleation

Drinking causes huge weight gain as it is all high empty calories. I eat little during the week (am not fat) and literally lose a few pounds during the week until Friday. If I drink two 40s on Friday and Saturday those few pounds come back in just two days and the cycle continues.

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