How to FAIL a drug test

hollywoodjakk · 06-08-2010, 08:00 PM

So here's the situation... I need to fail a drug test tomorrow for Opiates, only opiates. My urine is perfectly clean right now and I have to take a (cheap, instant result, in-office) test tomorrow. My friend says he can meet me right before and give me some oxycodone, but that is too soon for it to enter my system. So I guess my question is, if I mix a little powdered OxyContin into my urine sample will that make me fail?? Seems simple enough but I can't take any chances, I need to fail this thing properly!

Odd circumstances I know, but it is what it is!

**Mafoo** · 06-08-2010, 08:02 PM

i think it will need to be metabolized to show up on the test. cant u take the oxy early in the day or w/e?

why do you need to fail? just curious

cantSEEme · 06-08-2010, 08:02 PM

go out, buy poppy seed muffins, consume.

**Mafoo** · 06-08-2010, 08:05 PM

i really dont think eating poppy seed muffins will do it.. maybe you can buy some T3's if you're in canada? they have codeine in them IIRC

maybe eating a large amount of just poppy seeds will do it

cantSEEme · 06-08-2010, 08:08 PM

yes they will unless the tests have changed. poppy seed anything will register as opiates.

hollywoodjakk · 06-08-2010, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mafoo

i think it will need to be metabolized to show up on the test. cant u take the oxy early in the day or w/e?

why do you need to fail? just curious

That's what I was concerned about, as specifically I need to fail for Oxymorphone, which is what Oxyodone is metabolized to in the body. But as I said, it's basically a take home drug test so as far as I know it's only a standard 5-panel...

And I need to fail because I get prescribed 90 Opanas every month and have yet to fail one of the drug tests they use to make sure I'm not a drug addict. Problem is I should have a very large amount of opiates in my system and I have none, which is making the doc a little suspicious.

hollywoodjakk · 06-08-2010, 08:24 PM

I have heard that you need a rather large amount of seeds to get a false positive, not so sure I'm comfortable with that

bubbler211 · 06-08-2010, 08:27 PM

yes many people have gotten busted on their opiates screen due to poppy rolls,out in Calli
though people have been busted on their opiate screens because they smoked pot that had been soaked in what is called the 1st wash,basicly that is what is left from synthesing
opium base into heroin,i wonder how long it took to figuire that out,and how many people
were busted by this?

cantSEEme · 06-08-2010, 08:28 PM

hmmmm, maybe poppy seed tea?

that's a rather large amount of poppy seeds.

hollywoodjakk · 06-08-2010, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ©antSEEme

hmmmm, maybe poppy seed tea?

that's a rather large amount of poppy seeds.

Holy shit that sounds like a good idea, hadn't thought of that! (Obviously)

cantSEEme · 06-08-2010, 08:35 PM

PLEASE be careful and TAKE PRECAUTIONS!

you can overdose pretty easily on that.

do some quick reading on the web @ least.

please, srsly, be really careful.

**Mafoo** · 06-08-2010, 08:59 PM

good luck, maybe next time you can save a few pills for test day

and

this is a first as far as i can tell

KaptNemo · 06-08-2010, 09:34 PM

Quote:

PLEASE be careful and TAKE PRECAUTIONS!

you can overdose pretty easily on that.

do some quick reading on the web @ least.

please, srsly, be really careful.

This is no JOKE! A good friend of mine regularly makes himself opium team (from poppy pods) getting the right mixture is tricky, too much will put you on your butt rather quickly (I wouldn't drink that tea before going to work though...)

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hollywoodjakk YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	How to FAIL a drug test So here's the situation... I need to fail a drug test tomorrow for Opiates, only opiates. My urine is perfectly clean right now and I have to take a (cheap, instant result, in-office) test tomorrow. My friend says he can meet me right before and give me some oxycodone, but that is too soon for it to enter my system. So I guess my question is, if I mix a little powdered OxyContin into my urine sample will that make me fail?? Seems simple enough but I can't take any chances, I need to fail this thing properly! Odd circumstances I know, but it is what it is!

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,964 Thanks: 3,773 Thanked 2,640 Times in 1,694 Posts	i think it will need to be metabolized to show up on the test. cant u take the oxy early in the day or w/e? why do you need to fail? just curious __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,964 Thanks: 3,773 Thanked 2,640 Times in 1,694 Posts	i really dont think eating poppy seed muffins will do it.. maybe you can buy some T3's if you're in canada? they have codeine in them IIRC maybe eating a large amount of just poppy seeds will do it __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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Mafoo nice daze Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: the anguish of anticipated transformation Posts: 5,964 Thanks: 3,773 Thanked 2,640 Times in 1,694 Posts	good luck, maybe next time you can save a few pills for test day and this is a first as far as i can tell __________________ PLUR For once you have tasted flight you will walk the earth with your eyes turned skywards, for there you have been and there you will long to return

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cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,019 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	go out, buy poppy seed muffins, consume.

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cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,019 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	yes they will unless the tests have changed. poppy seed anything will register as opiates.

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hollywoodjakk YaHookan Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 4 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	I have heard that you need a rather large amount of seeds to get a false positive, not so sure I'm comfortable with that

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bubbler211 bubbler211 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: east coast USA Posts: 196 Thanks: 12 Thanked 23 Times in 21 Posts	yes many people have gotten busted on their opiates screen due to poppy rolls,out in Calli though people have been busted on their opiate screens because they smoked pot that had been soaked in what is called the 1st wash,basicly that is what is left from synthesing opium base into heroin,i wonder how long it took to figuire that out,and how many people were busted by this?

06-08-2010, 08:28 PM	#9 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,019 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	hmmmm, maybe poppy seed tea? that's a rather large amount of poppy seeds.

06-08-2010, 08:35 PM	#11 (permalink)
cantSEEme Cold School Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,019 Thanks: 152 Thanked 127 Times in 457 Posts	PLEASE be careful and TAKE PRECAUTIONS! you can overdose pretty easily on that. do some quick reading on the web @ least. please, srsly, be really careful.

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