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Old 06-28-2010, 06:23 PM   #1 (permalink)
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really freaked out here

i have a pre-employ test coming up i want to use a friends to substitute .. i live in canada are pre-employ tests supervised .. any advice would be greatly apppreciated
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Old 06-28-2010, 06:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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freaking out is exactly what they want you to do!!

will they even care?? alot of places its just policy. i knew some girl that took one and spazzed cuz she knew she was gonna fail. she ended up just going to the boss and confessing that she smoked a little. he said he appreciated her honesty [brownie points!!] but he wouldnt have said anything over mj anyway.

or you can just chug madd h20 and maybe some apple cider vinegar.

...you did mean a drug test, right?? if you meant like, math youre totally fucked.
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lol thats funny .. they care .. doesnt really answer my question tho ..
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Old 06-28-2010, 07:31 PM   #5 (permalink)
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well, how far away is it? id just stay real hydrated, do a few vinegar shots, maybe drink some coffee. you can substitute and use a squeeze bottle in your pants but thats really sketchy. i just read some thing that supposedly aspirin can "cover up" cannabinoids but who knows for sure?!

anyway, good luck!
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i have a pre-employ test coming up i want to use a friends to substitute .. i live in canada are pre-employ tests supervised .. any advice would be greatly apppreciated
I am not familiar with Canadian drug testing.

Are you stating that, or asking whether, pre-employment test are supervised?
If you are stating that the test is supervised, does supervised mean direct observation?
Are you avoiding the detection of marijuana use?
If you are, are you a light, moderate or heavy user?
Are you a female or male?

Substitution during an observed collection is a great challenge. In face of an alert, professional collector it may be impossible.

Females have used small bags (such as condoms containing at least 60ml of urine) vaginaly. These are then discreetly cut with a ring with a sharpened feature.

Male have used commercially available systems (such the Whizzinator).

To pull off an observed collection substitution requires confidence, luck, and most of all, practice.

In a light to moderate user, to beat an observed collection, your best bet is dilution.

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Old 06-29-2010, 09:27 PM   #8 (permalink)
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sorry i guess i shud have explained my question was are pre-employs supervised in canada?
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