Very interesting... need to check this out

youpassed · 02-09-2011, 11:14 PM

I made this app for android and I want personal opinions. It does cost $2.99 but it can be used as an extremely powerful tool to help users pass drug tests.

YouTube - How to Pass a Drug Test - Marijuana, weed, pot, THC

Xil · 02-09-2011, 11:18 PM

your name is youpassed. this is your first post.

you didn't 'find' this app, its your app, Sir Spamsalot.

also theres a specific forum for drug testing, which im sure is full of a lot more info than your android app.

edit: and before you try to deny it the youtube uploader name is youpassed1...at least try to be more subtle next time.

Sugar420 · 02-10-2011, 12:31 AM

despite official spam policy, im putting this spam in the test forum because i find it interesting. maybe ppl can use this to decide if they should buy some TEST CLEAR PRODUCTS

youpassed · 02-10-2011, 11:39 AM

Hey, You are right I did make the application, but the reason I made it was to help out the marijuana community. I put a lot of time and research into it and I think it'll help out a lot of people. I'm not trying to spam at all, I'm only trying to help and get opinions/feedback on it so I can fine tune it even more.

~1~ · 02-10-2011, 11:57 AM

If this is a free app, more power to ya', if however you're looking for 'donations' or it's 'free to try' then become a paid sponsor and pedal your shit.

Sugar420 · 02-10-2011, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by youpassed

Hey, You are right I did make the application, but the reason I made it was to help out the marijuana community. I put a lot of time and research into it and I think it'll help out a lot of people. I'm not trying to spam at all, I'm only trying to help and get opinions/feedback on it so I can fine tune it even more.

uh huh, well heres some feedback: you dont seem trustworthy when you introduce your work in an intentionally deceptive way. and poorly, at that
my opinion is that it would have been better to simply say "i made this, please check it out and tell me what you think"

youpassed · 02-10-2011, 01:50 PM

Well right now it's not a free app, but I'm in the process of creating a free "lite version" that doesnt go that in that much detail (aka calculate your body fat and metabolism) that would give you a less accurate estimation. Only reason I'm charging for it is because its a very complicated app and I spent 6 months creating it. Only reason I put it like that on the forum before was because I don't want it to seem like spam. I made this with all intentions to help out the community.

Flamingnun · 02-10-2011, 02:04 PM

You realise it's actually cheaper to buy a home test kit and get an actual result, as opposed to buying an app for an estimation?

youpassed · 02-10-2011, 02:41 PM

well there's absolutely nothing out there that gives people a really good ball park as to when it'll be out of your system. I did research and created a formula that took me 6 months to complete. Drug tests are like $30 a piece, and you may have to buy multiple ones to find out when it'll be out. This can save you the hassle of buying multiple ones because it actually takes into account your owner personal statistics (gender, age, weight, and height).

You are absolutely right that it's not 100% and that a drug test will let you know, but at the same time it's only $2.99 and is probably one of the best tools out there in my opinion to help you pass a test.

**SageTree** · 02-11-2011, 05:04 AM

How does Height, Age and Weight = Knowing your metabolism?

~1~ · 02-11-2011, 08:23 AM

Drug tests are $10, less if you buy in multiples and they are not 'estimates'.

IMO I'd rather pay ten bucks to be sure than three bucks to guess, I can do that without a phone for free.

Not to bust your balls any worse (although I'm pretty sure you wont be sticking around),you should have come out and said ''check out this app I made" and went from there. No guarantee your responses would have been nicer though but the way you did it was deceptive from the get go and this community appreciates honesty a lot more than salesmanship.

Xil · 02-11-2011, 11:46 AM

3 suggestions
1) don't come in trying to do a sales pitch it puts people off
2) in your video mention that it costs money, rather than just saying install it. feels like a used car dealer. people will respond if you present your product well and honestly
3) if possible, you should add an option to input the weight you smoked rather than options like 'few times a week' because honestly i dont know what that means.

youpassed · 02-13-2011, 12:46 AM

There are equations out there that calculate your body fat and metabolism using your gender, height, weight and age. "few times per week" means that you're a frequent user but don't smoke everyday. If you check the app out it has 4 options for the amount of THC consumed, "1ce" "Few times per week" (meaning about 2-3 times a week) "every day" and "chronic" (meaning multiple times per day).

Roach · 02-17-2011, 10:53 AM

create an app that calculates the available thc in a given bag of street weed and I'll give you three bucks for it.

We're getting a bit weak in our spam standards.

Unsolicited advertising here (even for weed itself) takes money out of YaHooka's pocket, that could be advertising dollars for a badly needed server upgrade.

Nothing personal, YaHooka is owned by TestClear which is a commerace site.

Buying a banner (I'm checking now to see if this is still done) would be the appropriate thing to do. You'll no doubt notice the complete absence of any form of advertising within the forums.

Regardless of the product, and it's worked fine for over 10 years.

just fyi.....

p.s. Your ad is also misleading.
The best your app can do is guess, because of the random data you enter. (think about it)
Anyone can come to yahooka for free with the same data, and request such a guess.

When peoples jobs/careers/livelyhood are dependant on passing a drug test, I would recommend they not use your app to determine if your system is "clean", when several of the cleansing systems provided thu TestClear and explained on YaHooka have "proven" results.

farmergiles · 02-17-2011, 02:49 PM

I reckon any test will prove that I am no longer human but a block of hash that can pass the Turing test.

Roach · 02-18-2011, 10:34 PM

I'm not sure there's a test that measure the amount of THC in my system...

something like 10 ml of thc per 10 ml of blood by now.

SmokeaJoint · 02-18-2011, 10:48 PM

Sheesh. I wanna advertise my useless junk on here! No fair!

I wonder how dudey would calculate my metabolism lol. Usually I'd say aim low, but what with all the chemical stimulants that I've been doing this week theres no telling.

BTW I'm selling cuts of my hair. It contains 23% THC by weight. Vaporizing is recommended.

02-09-2011, 11:18 PM	#2 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,035 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	your name is youpassed. this is your first post. you didn't 'find' this app, its your app, Sir Spamsalot. also theres a specific forum for drug testing, which im sure is full of a lot more info than your android app. edit: and before you try to deny it the youtube uploader name is youpassed1...at least try to be more subtle next time. __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

02-10-2011, 11:57 AM	#5 (permalink)
~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,925 Thanks: 466 Thanked 1,581 Times in 925 Posts	If this is a free app, more power to ya', if however you're looking for 'donations' or it's 'free to try' then become a paid sponsor and pedal your shit. __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

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Flamingnun Shpadoinkle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: roflmao Posts: 17,491 Thanks: 1,046 Thanked 2,633 Times in 1,185 Posts	You realise it's actually cheaper to buy a home test kit and get an actual result, as opposed to buying an app for an estimation? __________________

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SageTree ~Kalyāṇa-mitrā~ Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: In Love Posts: 23,414 Blog Entries: 26 Thanks: 13,070 Thanked 6,761 Times in 4,664 Posts	How does Height, Age and Weight = Knowing your metabolism? __________________ "What's oppressive is letting your life be confined by old definitions of what everything is." -Zen Meister my_scatterheart YaHooka is.... Cannabis lovers from around the world pulling up a comfy chair, picking up a vaporizer, a bong, a brownie, a pipe, or a joint, getting high, stoned, buzzed or healthy. Uniting our minds in conversation...While Portraying a Positive Image of marijuana and marijuana users to the world. Treat your fellow YaHookans with kindness,respect and tolerance.

02-11-2011, 08:23 AM	#11 (permalink)
~1~ Successful Failure Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: where 'they' can't see. Posts: 10,925 Thanks: 466 Thanked 1,581 Times in 925 Posts	Drug tests are $10, less if you buy in multiples and they are not 'estimates'. IMO I'd rather pay ten bucks to be sure than three bucks to guess, I can do that without a phone for free. Not to bust your balls any worse (although I'm pretty sure you wont be sticking around),you should have come out and said ''check out this app I made" and went from there. No guarantee your responses would have been nicer though but the way you did it was deceptive from the get go and this community appreciates honesty a lot more than salesmanship. __________________ "And those who are successful, be always on your guard. Success walks hand in hand with failure, along Hollywood Boulevard" Ray Davies --------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------- Click Here Asshole

02-10-2011, 12:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
Sugar420 Freedom Bird Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 6,129 Thanks: 39 Thanked 168 Times in 725 Posts	despite official spam policy, im putting this spam in the test forum because i find it interesting. maybe ppl can use this to decide if they should buy some TEST CLEAR PRODUCTS

02-10-2011, 11:39 AM	#4 (permalink)
youpassed YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Hey, You are right I did make the application, but the reason I made it was to help out the marijuana community. I put a lot of time and research into it and I think it'll help out a lot of people. I'm not trying to spam at all, I'm only trying to help and get opinions/feedback on it so I can fine tune it even more.

02-10-2011, 01:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
youpassed YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	Well right now it's not a free app, but I'm in the process of creating a free "lite version" that doesnt go that in that much detail (aka calculate your body fat and metabolism) that would give you a less accurate estimation. Only reason I'm charging for it is because its a very complicated app and I spent 6 months creating it. Only reason I put it like that on the forum before was because I don't want it to seem like spam. I made this with all intentions to help out the community.

02-10-2011, 02:41 PM	#9 (permalink)
youpassed YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	well there's absolutely nothing out there that gives people a really good ball park as to when it'll be out of your system. I did research and created a formula that took me 6 months to complete. Drug tests are like $30 a piece, and you may have to buy multiple ones to find out when it'll be out. This can save you the hassle of buying multiple ones because it actually takes into account your owner personal statistics (gender, age, weight, and height). You are absolutely right that it's not 100% and that a drug test will let you know, but at the same time it's only $2.99 and is probably one of the best tools out there in my opinion to help you pass a test.

02-11-2011, 11:46 AM	#12 (permalink)
Xil OD'ing on sobriety Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Mizzura Posts: 3,334 Blog Entries: 1 Thanks: 1,035 Thanked 1,158 Times in 717 Posts	3 suggestions 1) don't come in trying to do a sales pitch it puts people off 2) in your video mention that it costs money, rather than just saying install it. feels like a used car dealer. people will respond if you present your product well and honestly 3) if possible, you should add an option to input the weight you smoked rather than options like 'few times a week' because honestly i dont know what that means. __________________ "we'll show these fascists what a couple of hillbillies can do"

02-13-2011, 12:46 AM	#13 (permalink)
youpassed YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	There are equations out there that calculate your body fat and metabolism using your gender, height, weight and age. "few times per week" means that you're a frequent user but don't smoke everyday. If you check the app out it has 4 options for the amount of THC consumed, "1ce" "Few times per week" (meaning about 2-3 times a week) "every day" and "chronic" (meaning multiple times per day).

02-17-2011, 10:53 AM	#14 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,143 Thanks: 2,362 Thanked 1,974 Times in 1,500 Posts	create an app that calculates the available thc in a given bag of street weed and I'll give you three bucks for it. We're getting a bit weak in our spam standards. Unsolicited advertising here (even for weed itself) takes money out of YaHooka's pocket, that could be advertising dollars for a badly needed server upgrade. Nothing personal, YaHooka is owned by TestClear which is a commerace site. Buying a banner (I'm checking now to see if this is still done) would be the appropriate thing to do. You'll no doubt notice the complete absence of any form of advertising within the forums. Regardless of the product, and it's worked fine for over 10 years. just fyi..... p.s. Your ad is also misleading. The best your app can do is guess, because of the random data you enter. (think about it) Anyone can come to yahooka for free with the same data, and request such a guess. When peoples jobs/careers/livelyhood are dependant on passing a drug test, I would recommend they not use your app to determine if your system is "clean", when several of the cleansing systems provided thu TestClear and explained on YaHooka have "proven" results. __________________ לזיין את הקופים Last edited by Roach; 02-17-2011 at 11:04 AM.

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farmergiles Yahookan Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Sick of the hatred and the lies Posts: 7,779 Thanks: 2,272 Thanked 3,734 Times in 2,546 Posts	I reckon any test will prove that I am no longer human but a block of hash that can pass the Turing test. __________________ Cultivate a stoic calmness *Fuck the Monkeys* Every Kind of Vice

02-18-2011, 10:34 PM	#16 (permalink)
Roach Victoria Aut Mors Join Date: Dec 1999 Posts: 7,143 Thanks: 2,362 Thanked 1,974 Times in 1,500 Posts	I'm not sure there's a test that measure the amount of THC in my system... something like 10 ml of thc per 10 ml of blood by now. __________________ לזיין את הקופים

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