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Old 04-10-2011, 10:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Parents put me on randoms

Hey fellers, I've been put on random drug tests by my parents and I was wanting to know what shows up on government tests.

I'm sure the tests are different all over America and the world but I figured that I'd try to describe what the tests look like that I'm given. They're double sided, blue and white and a rectangular prism shape. There's small vertical openings that change color to red or white and those are lined up horizontally.

I know that THC and amphetamines show up on them because I'm being tested for Marijuana at the moment and have tested positive for amphetamines in the past.

If you can help me at all, I'd like to know if I would be safe to drop acid and drink alcohol while on these tests.

tl;dr Do alcohol/LSD show up on tests?
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Old 04-11-2011, 06:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Neither alcohol nor LSD show on the government (DOT) or expanded (10 panel) urine testing.

The standard DOT tests for:
Natural opiods (like codeine and heroin)
Amphetamines / Methamphetamine
THC
PCP
Cocaine
Testing for Ecstasy and a test specifically for heroin were recently added.

The expanded adds:
Synthetic opiods (like hydrocodone and oxycodone
Proproxypine (Darvocet)
Benzodiazepines (like Valium or Xanax)
Barbiturates

There is a urine test that checks for alcohol (EtG/EtS). The test requires the sample be sent to a reference laboratory. As far as I know, it is not available on home drug test kits.

LSD urine testing is difficult and unreliable. It is not available on home drug test kits.

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I'd like to know if I would be safe to drop acid and drink alcohol
Probably not. I can only imagine the crazy things you might do.
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so is it your parents or the government?

if your parents, id recommend failing enough times that they stop wasting money on drug tests, worked for me
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now when you search for marijuana forums, why doesn't yahooka come up first.?

searched for..double side blue and white and a rectangle prism shape drug testing

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Probably not. I can only imagine the crazy things you might do.
LOL. Icwatudidthar.

Thank you for the info. MUCH appreciated.

I didn't just create an account to post this, I've had an account for a while and lurked moar.

EDIT: I'm on "random" drug tests. "Random" meaning when my parents want. They don't test me at home, they take me to juvie and I have to take one of the gov'ts tests.
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ah, gotcha. i get court order tested through a private company, it's the ten panel test plus alcohol plus possibly research chemicals.

if they're getting results on the spot than its probably just the five, MAYBE the ten.
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Also: another quick question.

If I were to eat hashbrownies or food with bud in it, would that show up on a piss test?
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