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Old 07-18-2011, 06:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Test in 8 days took 2 hits

I was drunk at a wedding and took two hits I have to take A lab test 8 days later. Will I be all right? I really cannot fail this test
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Old 07-18-2011, 06:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ps I'm 5'7 170 pounds got a fat belly if that means anything... Please talk to me I'm scared ahitless
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Old 07-18-2011, 06:07 PM   #3 (permalink)
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2 hits of what? herb?

do you ever smoke? are you skinny or do you have alot of fat on you?

if you never smoke and just took 2 hits of weed i tend to think youd be ok. i dont think that would be enough for a clear positive result unless they are (for some odd reason) doing a GC/MS test. those are really expensive to run so im guessing they arent doing that

you could try working out really hard every day until the day before the test. that would probably mobilize any thc that somehow found its way into fat storage. you wouldnt want to workout on the day of the test as you might mobilize some thc in your fat and cause it to be excreted in your urine.

i think youre ok.
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Old 07-18-2011, 06:09 PM   #4 (permalink)
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you'll be fine(drink alot of water between now and then if you're that concerned)
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Old 07-18-2011, 08:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Thanks for the quick replies and yes it was two hits of weed
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Old 07-18-2011, 09:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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two hits WITHOUT having smoked before? yea, you should be fine.

look up dillution on these forums. the more water is in your piss the less concentrated it is, although too much is a bad thing.

fill the cup mid stream.

DO NOT use the first piss of the day


cutting fat before the test is good, but the day or two before is bad, thats when you wanna be putting on new fat to lock it all up
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Old 07-19-2011, 06:33 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Ah thank u last guy that posted. I was clean for five months before I took the two hits. I am much less worried now
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Old 07-19-2011, 09:16 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I need more people to tell me I'm going to be fine. ! ha
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Old 07-19-2011, 09:25 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 07-19-2011, 07:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I have that test tomorrow and I'm still scared! If I can't pee he will tell me to come back the next day, should I give my self an extra day?
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nah just drink a bunch of water and eat a lot of steak tonight
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Steak? For the fat?? I gotta ride my bike there too and it's like an hour and a half ride but I can do it leisurely
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I wonder how it is gonna go for Garymichael.


I hope the police recognize his yahookanhood and let him post one last time before they lock him up.
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LooLz for the inside humour!


Didn't congress pass that bill a while ago now?
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Maybe if he passes he'll post again.....
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Old 07-25-2011, 01:09 PM   #20 (permalink)
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ah i couldn't piss today so they told me to come back tomorrow morning. i can't stop thinking about this and worrying, i'm freaking out! i'm on probation and i have a lot of time over my head!
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