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Old 08-14-2011, 10:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Test on the 24th

have a drug test comming up, and ive been clean since the 1st. Before then i smoke chronic/hydro for probably 2yrs straight everyday. im 5'8 155lbs with probably 6% BF. i work for UPS and drink a ton of water/gataraide everyday, and sweat my balls off at work, considering its like 120degrees in there. I really dont wanna have to use someone elses piss, but i will if it comes to that. you think 3wks will be enough?
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Old 08-14-2011, 11:24 AM   #2 (permalink)
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How fast is your metabolism? sounds like youll be fine, just keep drinking diuretics (coffee etc.) and water, keep up the exercise. If you're really worried about it grab a detox kit, but with 6% bf, 3 weeks sounds like more than enough time

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Old 08-14-2011, 09:03 PM   #3 (permalink)
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where do they sell detox kits, and how much are they? First job ive ever had to take a drug test for and it sucks ass. so i dont know what to expect.
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Old 08-15-2011, 06:36 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Whether or not you pass will depend mostly on; how heavy a THC user you were before the first and how concentrated your urine is on the day of the test.

Three weeks abstinence and reasonably dilute urine should allow all but the heaviest user to pass.

If you were a very heavy user and decide to use substitute urine, I would recommend commercially available urine rather than using someone else’s urine. With someone else’s urine you have to worry about freshness (labs check for nitrites found in old urine) and drugs found in their urine (consider pain and ADD meds as well as illicit drugs).

You may also consider getting some home test kits to get an idea of how much THCA you are excreting.

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you can find detox at head shops or online, try clicking the test clear ad at the top of the page
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Old 08-18-2011, 02:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Ok so im going to be giving a American Bio Medica drug test, and it seem to be pretty fukin thoughrow. does anyone know if this test shows up sythetic urine?, cuz im guessing thats the route im about to take.
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Old 08-22-2011, 08:22 AM   #7 (permalink)
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2 of their cup type tests include a Specimen validity test (SVT).

American Bio Medica (ABMC) - Drug Tests, Urine Tests, Saliva Tests

I'm fairly sure that test clear synthetic urine would not be detected as invalid, alot or work has gone into creating this product.
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Three weeks should be fine.

If it's for probation and this is your first dirty you literally aren't punished at all and it's considered a minor violation and you could blame it on weed being in your system cuz you smoked so much awhile ago or w/e.

But it sounds like it's for a job so I would recommend the dilution strategy, which may come back as invalid and they may make you take another UA but you could blame it on your job/workout routine and they would most likely schedule you for another appt in a week, maybe two if you're lucky.

Let us know what you decide and if it worked, and good luck
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