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Old 11-02-2011, 03:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Testing for THC and Vicodin at a methadone clinic

I get tested randomly at my methadone clinic for all substances. Today is wednesday November 2nd. The last time I smoked any pot at all was two wednesdays ago (not last wednesday but the one before) and I only took two small hits. Before that I only smoked maybe once a week every week for a few months. I got tested yesterday (tuesday the 1st). And I took a couple vicodin for a tooth ache on friday....Do you think ill test clean?
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Old 11-02-2011, 06:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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why you worried they gonna take your take home?
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Old 11-02-2011, 07:15 PM   #3 (permalink)
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^What you saying?^ FUCK

May I suggests synthetics? I am on probation and they have worked wonders for me and many thousands of others. Its the "new" thing, and they work amazingly well.
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Old 11-02-2011, 07:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I've read 3 to 5 days on one site and 5 to 7 on another for vicodin metabolites when screening for opiates.

no personal experience in the matter.
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Weed is all dependent as to how much/often you smoke. You sound like you hardly ever do, which in your circumstances, means about two weeks and a couple days more to be sure. If you smoked heavily I would then go 6 weeks to be really sure.
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^ took 2 vicodin on friday was tested on tuesday, that's 4 days.

so if it's a simple pee in the cup, my guess is he'll pass.

based on what I've read.
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Old 11-03-2011, 07:40 AM   #7 (permalink)
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^What you saying?^ FUCK

May I suggests synthetics? I am on probation and they have worked wonders for me and many thousands of others. Its the "new" thing, and they work amazingly well.

Where do you get them?
I might need to pass a test for a job in the States during the 6 or so months I'll be living there.
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Old 11-03-2011, 01:22 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I can't do synthetics because they test for Methadone and methadone metabolite as well as Creatanine (muscle waste). What I usually do is just get clean and then fill up four or five bottles with my own piss and take that in with me.

I was smoking daily up until about 2 years ago, then a few times a week from last summer to about May of this year, but since they told me I needed to stop to get my take home bottles (May-July) I was smoking maybe once a week or once every other week, but ever since August I've smoked maybe once or twice a month (a couple hits each time). The last time I smoked was two wednesdays ago (todays thursday so...15 days ago). I don't know when I should fill up my bottles so I can smoke again. I'm not desperate to smoke, but my friend's birthday is this weekend and I'm gonna feel pretty lame if I can't even smoke a bowl with him. But I also don't wanna fill up a bunch of bottles with dirty urine...That's no bueno.

I usually use cranberry-raspberry juice to clean myself out...Is there anything else you'd recommend? I Know you should pee right before you pee for the test to dilute the urine. And I've heard something about taking aspirin right before, but somehow I sense that to be dogshit.

Anyways. Any tips or info would be great. I live 70 miles from the closest clinic, on a mountain and it's about to get into snow season, so I could seriously use these take homes.

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Old 11-03-2011, 01:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I found this on Yahoo answers. What do you guys think of it? If you don't wanna read the entire thing the basic answer is for a light smoker it will stay in your urine for up to 10 days....But either way I'll post the epic answer here:

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When you ask the question “How long does marijuana stay in your system?” you need to take into account the fact that there is no simple answer to this question. THC (Tetrahydrocannabino l) can stay in a person's body for as long as 3 to 90 days after smoking or being ingested orally. There are numerous determining factors for how long drug toxins stay in a persons body which vary from person to person, such as the analytical method used, your health, your body weight, metabolism, fluid intake, the type of drug toxin, and the degree of exposure to the drug toxin.

The speed at which marijuana leaves your body depends both on the speed of your metabolism, as well as on the half life of THC. It’s estimated that THC can have a half life that ranges anywhere from 1-10 days. It’s almost impossible to find out what that half life is, which means that it is very difficult to use it to calculate how long it will take for all of the THC to leave your body.

For this reason, when you ask “How long does marijuana stay in your system?” you have to realize that it’s very unlikely that you’ll be able to get a usable answer. The most common period of time is anywhere from 3-30 days, depending on your metabolism and the amount of marijuana that you’ve smoked. This is unfortunate, since it means that while most drug tests can only turn up evidence of other drugs if you’ve been taking the drug within a few days of the drug test, marijuana could still be detected in a urine test up to a month after the last time it is used. If you smoke it occasionally it will remain in your system for up to 10 days. If you smoke marijuana on a regular basis it will stay in your system for as long as 45 days, and if you smoke marijuana at a constant pace, it can stay in the body for 90 days, Marijuana is fat soluble. It stores in the fat cells of the body, the brain, the liver, the kidneys, in other words the major organs.

Hair tests are even worse, since your body stores THC in the hair follicles. For this reason, the previous answers to “How long does marijuana stay in your system?” are only useful if you’re going to be forced to take a urine test. For the hair test, depending on the amount of hair that the company takes, it’s possible that marijuana could be detected up to three years after the last time that you smoke.

If you’re worried about testing positive for marijuana, then you should definitely invest in some of the great Detoxifying Products for removing THC out of your system that will help you to test negative for marijuana use. This is due to the fact that it takes so long for the THC to leave your system that you’ll probably test positive if you do not. If you don’t have an entire month to wait before you need to take the test, then you should definitely think about some other options to keep from testing positive. If you’re not sure how to tell whether or not the marijuana detox is working, then there are several things that you can do. First of all, you can also purchase a small drug testing kit. Purchase Drug Detection Kits Here This drug testing kit will allow you to test and make sure that you’re no-longer testing positive for marijuana. Just detoxify, and then use the drug test kit to check your urine. After using the drink, it should come up negative.

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Oh and I should probably mention that the drug tests I take aren't the bullshit ones with the strip (or at least I don't think they are). I pee in a little container thing, they label it, put it in a bag and send it into a company with all the other patient's urine samples and 3-6 days later you get the results. It tests for pretty much everything. Thc, methadone, creatanine, barbituates, benzos, amphetamine, meth amphetamine, propoxophene (darvocet), oxycodone, morphine (which is what heroin metabolizes into), and some other stuff too. Oddly enough they don't test for MDMA lol I thought that was funny. So pretty much if I wanted to smoke dmt and salvia and spice and take lsd, ketamine, psilocybin mushrooms, amanitas, ibogaine, mescaline/peyote/san pedro, morning glory/baby woodrose seeds, ecstasy, MDA, 5-mao-dmt, 2c-I, 2c-B and alcohol I could have a fucking field day. Too bad Pot, heroin and crack or more my thing lol.
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