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Old 08-22-2013, 03:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How to pass a hair follicle drug test

Are there ways on how to pass a hair follicle drug test? What are the ways?
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Old 02-20-2014, 09:14 PM   #2 (permalink)
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9:00 a.m. Soak hair in distilled white vinegar for four hours. I used Great Value brand cause it's cheap and vinegar is vinegar.

1:00 p.m. Bleaching hair as light as possible. I'm using Super Blonde by L'Oreal Paris with the active ingredients of cetearyl alcohol, propylene glycol, ammonium hydroxide, lauric acid, hydrogen peroxide, glycol distearate, glycerin, potassium persulfate, sodium metasilicate, ammonium chloride, titanium dioxide, and others. The more bleaching agent, the better.

2:00 p.m. Shampooing hair with Flea and Tick Shampoo. THe active ingredients are said to help strip the hair. I used Sergeant's Skip-Flea and Tick Shampoo.Active Ingredients: Permethrin- 0.1% Piperonyl Butoxide- 0.5%. The more active ingredients the better.

2:30 p.m. Using the X-pulsion 2x brand detoxing shampoo bought at my local head shop. It is the 2 oz. bottle, directions call for 2 applications of ten minutes each.

3:00 p.m. Re-dying hair back to natural color for incognito purposes. At this point, brand doesn't matter, just pick whatever fits your natural color best.

Test at 4:30 p.m.

I'll post back in 48 to 72 hours with the results of the test.


**** Two days after following this process I received the results of the test and they came back negative for all drugs, of which I used cannabis, and prescription amphetamines and opiates. Any questions on the process or for possible alternatives to these chemically damaging products, please private message me or just post in this thread and I will address it. ****
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I knew a guy who shaved his head to beat the hair test
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Use of narcotics, opiates, benzos, and cocaine stopped 8/22/14 hair test 9/9/14
9/4/14 Bleach hair... wash out with Paul m 3 proceed to macujo clean
9/5/14 idavisa method... 1tsp Clorox 1tsp peroxide 1oz Paul m 3 squirt of tea tree... three times 5 min each... 2hrs later another macujo clean... permed hair left perm in 40 min...left neutralized ten.... baking soda paste for 20 min at night washout w pm3...
9/6/14 idavisa method in morning, another perm session, redyed at night washed w pm3 and purchased zydot ultra clean system 35 at local shop... one more idavisa at night and wash out w pm3 added after perm leave in conditioner...
9/7/14 permed washed w pm3, baking soda paste washed w pm3 bleached washed w pm3... scalp on effin fire, CONDITION CONDITION CONDITIONED.... redye at night wash pm3 n condition again...
9/8/14 baking soda paste in morning wash out w pm3, then full zydot treatment 1hr before test... drive to test w fresh towel behind head... I'm at the hotel the drilling company put me up in now... anyone heard of omega laboratories? They as stringent as psychemedics? And I sorta mixed Mac, Jerry g, idavisa together think chances are good? Looking for opinions of my situation
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Paul m3 refers to Paul Mitchell number three and a baking soda paste is simply baking soda mixed w water till it's about consistency of thin lotion
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And for record I passed on all panels and am now making six fig... this shit works
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thanks for sharing man, and congrats on employment/beating the fucked up retarded system
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right now i would fail a standard 5 panel hair test with a perfect score. maybe even urine.
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shave all of your hair off your body and face.... PASSED!
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Gotta pee here in a two + weeks . 32 days clean so far.
Still going to use a flush, like the last time I went 30 and passed, in 2002.
Just that extra edge... Worth the time.
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Use of narcotics, opiates, benzos, and cocaine stopped 8/22/14 hair test 9/9/14
9/4/14 Bleach hair... wash out with Paul m 3 proceed to macujo clean
9/5/14 idavisa method... 1tsp Clorox 1tsp peroxide 1oz Paul m 3 squirt of tea tree... three times 5 min each... 2hrs later another macujo clean... permed hair left perm in 40 min...left neutralized ten.... baking soda paste for 20 min at night washout w pm3...
9/6/14 idavisa method in morning, another perm session, redyed at night washed w pm3 and purchased zydot ultra clean system 35 at local shop... one more idavisa at night and wash out w pm3 added after perm leave in conditioner...
9/7/14 permed washed w pm3, baking soda paste washed w pm3 bleached washed w pm3... scalp on effin fire, CONDITION CONDITION CONDITIONED.... redye at night wash pm3 n condition again...
9/8/14 baking soda paste in morning wash out w pm3, then full zydot treatment 1hr before test... drive to test w fresh towel behind head... I'm at the hotel the drilling company put me up in now... anyone heard of omega laboratories? They as stringent as psychemedics? And I sorta mixed Mac, Jerry g, idavisa together think chances are good? Looking for opinions of my situation
How many days did you have clean??? I have same stuff in my system and I keep finding ppl who used only weed and passed. You give me some hope. I have test in 4 days and did 1 bleach and dyed back to color. Wondering what else I need to do?? Dcf has my 2yr old son. They been testing me every 3months for 1yr and I've passed all tests but relapsed 3 months ago. Please help
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How many days did you have clean??? I have same stuff in my system and I keep finding ppl who used only weed and passed. You give me some hope. I have test in 4 days and did 1 bleach and dyed back to color. Wondering what else I need to do?? Dcf has my 2yr old son. They been testing me every 3months for 1yr and I've passed all tests but relapsed 3 months ago. Please help
This post is hella old. Better luck googling your questions.
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My wife used it to get her last job many moons ago. She had not used cannabis or any other illicit substance for many years before the test. However, it is better to be safe than sorry. Prescription meds will show up also. There is no doubt that testing creates discrimination big time as they could also be looking for diseases or other health issues. Such wonderful things prohibition does for all of us.
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