pass your drug test...repost...

08-04-2002, 10:56 PM

This is a repost of some info that I had posted earlier...it originally was in the "visine in your pee-pee" topic (that doesn't work, fyi)...this works...

here's the post:

Hey...
I recently had the same dilemma...I currently work for a major corporation that TESTS EVERYONE..if you want a job, you're getting tested. I had probation tests a couple of years back and i just kicked back my smoking way down. i had a test that i was sure i wasn't going to pass..i drank A LOT of water and to cranberry pills...cranberry is a natural diuretic and it makes you have to piss...juice works too, but i hate the taste. i passed mine. my roommate (who got arrested with me, smoked with me and had his test 2 days before mine) went to GNC to get the stuff they sell (just go to the counter and tell them your situation, they got some shit behind the counter). he paid 50 bucks for it and didn't pass his test (followed direction perfectly). so a few years goes by, no tests for me during this time...i graduate college and start worrying about testing again. friends told me to take niacin...others told me to take cranberry again since it worked the first time (i think the reason i pissed clean was b/c i drank so much water i almost made myself sick). so about 2 weeks ago, i get a great offer from the company and they want a piss test and employment is conditional upon ability to pass it.

so i freak out about this. talked to a couple of friends, one was a nurse and she told me that a co-worker drank 8 oz of vinegar the day before the test, and she passed. another friend told me that they had a friend drink 1/2 gallon of vinegar..so it try a teaspoon...not too bad...grab a shot glass with the intention of doing 8 shots worth (8oz) of vinegar...take the first ounce and proceed to throw up all over my friends kitchen...don't take the vinegar! not only does it taste like shit, but i remember reading on the norml...

<a href="http://www.norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=4 934" target="_blank">http ://www.norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=4 934</a>

(or something of that nature) website that it is bad for your results. so i go to the mall, (Fair Oaks Mall in Fairfax, VA) thinking that GNC is my only hope...i talk to the guy there and he calls his manager at home to check what exactly i need. manager tells him, he goes behind the counter and grabs a bottle of something..cost 50 bucks, i only had 30 on me so i go look for an ATM at the mall...end up going to a store called Vitamin World (note: if you live in Fairfax area, don't confuse vitamin WORLD (www.vitaminworld.co m) at the mall with vitamin SHOPPES, which on the intersection of Route 50 and 29 near pizza hut and borders books) and while i'm letting every other customer go ahead of me (didn't want to ask for detox products in front of everybody) i see this girl asking for a product called Omni. She seems like the kind of girl that shouldn't be in a healthy place such as a vitamin store so i ask here if it is for detox...we get to talking, turns out that she's been on probation for 5 years, still smokes and does blow and the occasional bump of tina and she uses the 1oz and pill combo that Omni makes.

So having a certified probation bound drug addict swear by Omni gives me confidence. So after she pays, I ask for the same thing...turns out she got the last one! but...yes, there is a but...the clerk had the 16oz drink which contained the same active ingredients (essentially 2000+% of Vitamin B12 and B2, i think...i read somewhere, can't recall, but will post here if do remember, that B12 is a great detoxifier if taken in excess)

so i buy the drink...was clean for 6 days after smoking somewhat regularly (not everyday, about 3-4/wk) and i had rolled the weekend before (but theoretically that's out of the system after 3-4 days). it cost me about 25.00 for the Omni. it's made by puriclean (www.puriclean.com). i don't know if they sell it online through the vitaminworld website or through puriclean.com (you can get it online at vitamin world's website if there isn't a vitamin world near you) Vitamin Shop and GNC both carried different items and different brand names...GNC charges so much because they got the GNC name, but for 1/2 the price Omni worked. I used the 16oz drink which tastes kinda nasty b/c it's sort of thick and you have to drink a shitload of water immediately afterwards...next time, i'm gonna check out the 1oz bottle/pill combos if they've got it in stock (well, hopefully there won't be a next time)

also...if you want, you can order really cheap dipstrip tests (these are the exact same ones that the probation officers in VA ASAP program use) and test yourself in advance at home so you know before you go so you don't freak yourself out...you can also test your own methods and various products that way too...i bought mine at <a href="http://www.meditests.com" target="_blank">www. meditests.com</a> and got the thc dipstrip tests...i recommend buying at least 10-15 b/c you're gonna want to run some trials and try various methods...and of course one of your stoned friends will want to test themselves, even though we all know they'll fail...some people have told me that they dip their finger tip in bleach everyday so that there is bleach build up (when i took my test, they made me wash my hands before pissing, but they don't watch you do it, so really you are fine) on their fingertips and when they piss, they let their piss run over the bleach tipped fingers...that way they don't have to worry about taking additives with them or being caught.

anyway...i know this was a long post, but i hope it has been helpful to you and all the other fellow heads out there...if i can help just one person pass a test, it will all be worthwhile...good luck to you and to everyone else out there...

and if the girl at vitamin world is reading this...i thank you and wish i could have gotten your number...

some of the sites i used were the following:
<a href="http://www.testclear.com/urine/dtfaq/index.htm" target="_blank">http ://www.testclear.com/urine/dtfaq/index.htm</a>
<a href="http://nepenthes.lycaeum.or g/War/beat.tests.html" target="_blank">http ://nepenthes.lycaeum.or g/War/beat.tests.html</a>
<a href="http://www.nodrugwar.com/" target="_blank">http ://www.nodrugwar.com/</a>

The first one is the best and most thorough. However, these are private sites, not public forums...meaning that they're all owned by somebody and chances are that person is trying to sell you something eventually to make money...so be careful of what you read and what you believe. the only reason i'm quoting these sites is b/c NORML (whose information is generally accepted to be trustworthy) remarked about Byrd Labs (owned by Jeff Nightbyrd) and I did a search on Google about Byrd Labs and these were the three sites that I felt had the most amount of relevance to the subject at hand. Also, I've seen Jeff Nightbyrd's name all over the net in terms of his labs studies on the effects of drug and drug testing methods and analysis. However, all this could be hearsay...for all I know, Nightbyrd is a made up guy and so is Byrd Labs, that has spread like wildfire through the anonymous internet community.

TOKED asked: hey do you think that just taking a shit load of b12 vitamins would work instead of buying that 25 dollar drink?....... if thats all it is wouldnt the vitamins be cheaper?

if you took a lot of vitamin b, it may work, but i don't know because i didn't try that option. all i know is what i've read, what i've heard, and what i've experienced. the nutrtional content on the label for omni says the following:

amount/vitamin/percent of daily allowance

60mg/vit c/100%
40mg/vit b1/2666%
40mg/vit b2/2353%
100mcg/vit b12/100%
105g/potassium/3%
10g/dietary fiber
11g/sugar

the ingredients list the following:

water, fructose, heterogenous carbs, fructo oligosaccharites, ascorbic acid, psyllium thiamin HCI, riboflavin, pryldoxine HCI, creatine monohydrate, papain, cyanocobulimun, cascara sagrada bark, cranberry, and of the standard food coloring and minerals and vitamins.

basically, you could theoretically give the high dosage of vitamins a shot and you could pass. the reason i don't necessarily recommend that is because this drink worked for me and it worked for the girl that told me about it as well some others i have since told about it. also, this is a quick acting formula..you drink it before you go in for your drug test (upto 7 hours of effectiveness) and you chase it wit 32 oz of water...you piss 2-3 times before you're actual piss test, and then you pass. by just taking vitamins, you have to wait for your body to "digest" and break down the vitamins and have them enter your urine stream. this way, the vitamins are hitting your urine stream faster. there is cranberry in the mixture as well. cranberry is a diuretic which means that it makes you have to piss more. this whole drink's purpose is not to rid your body of the toxicants, it's purpose is to mask them so you pass your test. a day or two later, even if you haven't smoked, you may still test positive...this is for immediate negative results.

if you do try the high vitamin B dosages, repost here and let me know how it went...
good luck...

FYI...the ingredients and nutrition info i provided is on the liquid...i don't know the ingredients/nutr. info of the 1 oz mixture and pills...

kevsgirl1 · 02-14-2008, 07:18 AM

I wnet into a GNC and told them I needed to pass a drug test, and the guy told me he couldn't sell me ANYTHING, AND I HAD TO LEAVE THE STORE. If you go...............DON 'T TELL THEM YOU HAVE TO PASS A DRUG TEST. This kinda pissed me off, considering the other GNC in my town was already closed, even when I tried to tell him I was joking, he said that since had said I needed to pass a test, he could not sell to me.

Luckily there was another vitamin store in the mall and they had the Omni.
I will take the test today, and let you know what happens.

yungsmoke · 02-14-2008, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kevsgirl1

I wnet into a GNC and told them I needed to pass a drug test, and the guy told me he couldn't sell me ANYTHING, AND I HAD TO LEAVE THE STORE. If you go...............DON 'T TELL THEM YOU HAVE TO PASS A DRUG TEST. This kinda pissed me off, considering the other GNC in my town was already closed, even when I tried to tell him I was joking, he said that since had said I needed to pass a test, he could not sell to me.

Luckily there was another vitamin store in the mall and they had the Omni.
I will take the test today, and let you know what happens.

Yeah, if you were on probation and they found you falsified a negative then that would go back to the company and store that sold you the product. It's not a good idea to tell them straight you need to pass a drug test; we drug-users are pretty much on our own on that matter. But keep us updated on your test.

08-04-2002, 10:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
DCareaHead Guest Posts: n/a	pass your drug test...repost... This is a repost of some info that I had posted earlier...it originally was in the "visine in your pee-pee" topic (that doesn't work, fyi)...this works... here's the post: Hey... I recently had the same dilemma...I currently work for a major corporation that TESTS EVERYONE..if you want a job, you're getting tested. I had probation tests a couple of years back and i just kicked back my smoking way down. i had a test that i was sure i wasn't going to pass..i drank A LOT of water and to cranberry pills...cranberry is a natural diuretic and it makes you have to piss...juice works too, but i hate the taste. i passed mine. my roommate (who got arrested with me, smoked with me and had his test 2 days before mine) went to GNC to get the stuff they sell (just go to the counter and tell them your situation, they got some shit behind the counter). he paid 50 bucks for it and didn't pass his test (followed direction perfectly). so a few years goes by, no tests for me during this time...i graduate college and start worrying about testing again. friends told me to take niacin...others told me to take cranberry again since it worked the first time (i think the reason i pissed clean was b/c i drank so much water i almost made myself sick). so about 2 weeks ago, i get a great offer from the company and they want a piss test and employment is conditional upon ability to pass it. so i freak out about this. talked to a couple of friends, one was a nurse and she told me that a co-worker drank 8 oz of vinegar the day before the test, and she passed. another friend told me that they had a friend drink 1/2 gallon of vinegar..so it try a teaspoon...not too bad...grab a shot glass with the intention of doing 8 shots worth (8oz) of vinegar...take the first ounce and proceed to throw up all over my friends kitchen...don't take the vinegar! not only does it taste like shit, but i remember reading on the norml... <a href="http://www.norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=4 934" target="_blank">http ://www.norml.org/index.cfm?Group_ID=4 934</a> (or something of that nature) website that it is bad for your results. so i go to the mall, (Fair Oaks Mall in Fairfax, VA) thinking that GNC is my only hope...i talk to the guy there and he calls his manager at home to check what exactly i need. manager tells him, he goes behind the counter and grabs a bottle of something..cost 50 bucks, i only had 30 on me so i go look for an ATM at the mall...end up going to a store called Vitamin World (note: if you live in Fairfax area, don't confuse vitamin WORLD (www.vitaminworld.co m) at the mall with vitamin SHOPPES, which on the intersection of Route 50 and 29 near pizza hut and borders books) and while i'm letting every other customer go ahead of me (didn't want to ask for detox products in front of everybody) i see this girl asking for a product called Omni. She seems like the kind of girl that shouldn't be in a healthy place such as a vitamin store so i ask here if it is for detox...we get to talking, turns out that she's been on probation for 5 years, still smokes and does blow and the occasional bump of tina and she uses the 1oz and pill combo that Omni makes. So having a certified probation bound drug addict swear by Omni gives me confidence. So after she pays, I ask for the same thing...turns out she got the last one! but...yes, there is a but...the clerk had the 16oz drink which contained the same active ingredients (essentially 2000+% of Vitamin B12 and B2, i think...i read somewhere, can't recall, but will post here if do remember, that B12 is a great detoxifier if taken in excess) so i buy the drink...was clean for 6 days after smoking somewhat regularly (not everyday, about 3-4/wk) and i had rolled the weekend before (but theoretically that's out of the system after 3-4 days). it cost me about 25.00 for the Omni. it's made by puriclean (www.puriclean.com). i don't know if they sell it online through the vitaminworld website or through puriclean.com (you can get it online at vitamin world's website if there isn't a vitamin world near you) Vitamin Shop and GNC both carried different items and different brand names...GNC charges so much because they got the GNC name, but for 1/2 the price Omni worked. I used the 16oz drink which tastes kinda nasty b/c it's sort of thick and you have to drink a shitload of water immediately afterwards...next time, i'm gonna check out the 1oz bottle/pill combos if they've got it in stock (well, hopefully there won't be a next time) also...if you want, you can order really cheap dipstrip tests (these are the exact same ones that the probation officers in VA ASAP program use) and test yourself in advance at home so you know before you go so you don't freak yourself out...you can also test your own methods and various products that way too...i bought mine at <a href="http://www.meditests.com" target="_blank">www. meditests.com</a> and got the thc dipstrip tests...i recommend buying at least 10-15 b/c you're gonna want to run some trials and try various methods...and of course one of your stoned friends will want to test themselves, even though we all know they'll fail...some people have told me that they dip their finger tip in bleach everyday so that there is bleach build up (when i took my test, they made me wash my hands before pissing, but they don't watch you do it, so really you are fine) on their fingertips and when they piss, they let their piss run over the bleach tipped fingers...that way they don't have to worry about taking additives with them or being caught. anyway...i know this was a long post, but i hope it has been helpful to you and all the other fellow heads out there...if i can help just one person pass a test, it will all be worthwhile...good luck to you and to everyone else out there... and if the girl at vitamin world is reading this...i thank you and wish i could have gotten your number... some of the sites i used were the following: <a href="http://www.testclear.com/urine/dtfaq/index.htm" target="_blank">http ://www.testclear.com/urine/dtfaq/index.htm</a> <a href="http://nepenthes.lycaeum.or g/War/beat.tests.html" target="_blank">http ://nepenthes.lycaeum.or g/War/beat.tests.html</a> <a href="http://www.nodrugwar.com/" target="_blank">http ://www.nodrugwar.com/</a> The first one is the best and most thorough. However, these are private sites, not public forums...meaning that they're all owned by somebody and chances are that person is trying to sell you something eventually to make money...so be careful of what you read and what you believe. the only reason i'm quoting these sites is b/c NORML (whose information is generally accepted to be trustworthy) remarked about Byrd Labs (owned by Jeff Nightbyrd) and I did a search on Google about Byrd Labs and these were the three sites that I felt had the most amount of relevance to the subject at hand. Also, I've seen Jeff Nightbyrd's name all over the net in terms of his labs studies on the effects of drug and drug testing methods and analysis. However, all this could be hearsay...for all I know, Nightbyrd is a made up guy and so is Byrd Labs, that has spread like wildfire through the anonymous internet community. TOKED asked: hey do you think that just taking a shit load of b12 vitamins would work instead of buying that 25 dollar drink?....... if thats all it is wouldnt the vitamins be cheaper? if you took a lot of vitamin b, it may work, but i don't know because i didn't try that option. all i know is what i've read, what i've heard, and what i've experienced. the nutrtional content on the label for omni says the following: amount/vitamin/percent of daily allowance 60mg/vit c/100% 40mg/vit b1/2666% 40mg/vit b2/2353% 100mcg/vit b12/100% 105g/potassium/3% 10g/dietary fiber 11g/sugar the ingredients list the following: water, fructose, heterogenous carbs, fructo oligosaccharites, ascorbic acid, psyllium thiamin HCI, riboflavin, pryldoxine HCI, creatine monohydrate, papain, cyanocobulimun, cascara sagrada bark, cranberry, and of the standard food coloring and minerals and vitamins. basically, you could theoretically give the high dosage of vitamins a shot and you could pass. the reason i don't necessarily recommend that is because this drink worked for me and it worked for the girl that told me about it as well some others i have since told about it. also, this is a quick acting formula..you drink it before you go in for your drug test (upto 7 hours of effectiveness) and you chase it wit 32 oz of water...you piss 2-3 times before you're actual piss test, and then you pass. by just taking vitamins, you have to wait for your body to "digest" and break down the vitamins and have them enter your urine stream. this way, the vitamins are hitting your urine stream faster. there is cranberry in the mixture as well. cranberry is a diuretic which means that it makes you have to piss more. this whole drink's purpose is not to rid your body of the toxicants, it's purpose is to mask them so you pass your test. a day or two later, even if you haven't smoked, you may still test positive...this is for immediate negative results. if you do try the high vitamin B dosages, repost here and let me know how it went... good luck... FYI...the ingredients and nutrition info i provided is on the liquid...i don't know the ingredients/nutr. info of the 1 oz mixture and pills...

02-14-2008, 07:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
kevsgirl1 YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Gnc I wnet into a GNC and told them I needed to pass a drug test, and the guy told me he couldn't sell me ANYTHING, AND I HAD TO LEAVE THE STORE. If you go...............DON 'T TELL THEM YOU HAVE TO PASS A DRUG TEST. This kinda pissed me off, considering the other GNC in my town was already closed, even when I tried to tell him I was joking, he said that since had said I needed to pass a test, he could not sell to me. Luckily there was another vitamin store in the mall and they had the Omni. I will take the test today, and let you know what happens.

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