ldavisa

@ s0meone:

Seems to be good info and IMO the method you describe is very similiar to the method that I posted originally; just with other ingredients-so mo' power to ya.

I believe, truly, that the method posted by me will work under any circumstance. But it can't hurt you to try a combination of things (as this is what I did-mixed a combo of methods together to create one whole credible procedure that has produced a success rate (if done correctly) of 100%; I would be curious to know your results when all is said and done.

It is all about stripping the drug metabolites from your hair permanently vs. masking the hair folicle with a substance as I believe most of the detox shampoos mostly do-they don't strip your hair of the drugs, they just coat/cover the hair folicle for an extended period of time. So if your method "strips the drug metabolites" then you have achieved the primary goal. The conditioner is just a fall-back, sorta like extra added insurance just in case, catch my drift?

As for preparing with Aloe Shampoo days ahead; good for you, I didn't have the time to prepare weeks in advance so you are on the right track.

As for mixture of bleach, hydrogen perioxide and Aloe Shampoo (I used V05 w/Aloe)-this was done just a few hours before I left to take the test and it was done all at once-all 3 five min intervals, one right after the other. Mix in hair-let sit 5 mins; rinse and repeat right after. Then after this I used a detox shampoo-followed the directions and lastly (and IMO most importantly) used conditioner and DID NOT rinse it out. I let it air dry.

I had my hair colored the day before the test (not bleached; just a shade lighter than my natural brown hair) and then the day of the test I did everything else about 2-3 hours prior to me leaving to go to the testing site.

My instincts tell me that you will be just fine.

Also very good that you shaved down body hair as they will use that if they determine there is not enough hair on your head-this way they are forced to use head hair as there will be no other area to get a sample from (remember to shave crotch area-as they will go there depending on the circumstances of the testing needed-mostly for court mandated test though). One word of caution though; the testers are not stupid and they hear just about every excuse out there. I've been told by them on both occassions that common "red flags" are when someone comes in with a shaved head; bleached blond hair, or absolutely no body hair-the testee claiming that he is a swimmer; they say they hear the "swimming excuse" almost several time daily. No worries though this doesn't prove anything; merely just may make you look a little suspect to them regardless if you are truly are a legit swimmer or not. That is why I shaved/trimmed body hair down to approx 1/8 inch.

I would definetely suggest to dress up with slacks and a tie to try and take focus away from the hair-less body issue. It will help.

PM with any questions and keep us posted as to your results.


Good Luck Bro!

Edit: I don't recommend to anyone reading this post to "over-do" my method; you may change the color of your hair if you try and double or triple up on the shampoo mix part. Short hair three 5 min back to back washings; Longer hair you can double up on solution and do up to four-five 5 min intervals (thus all depends on how long your hair is; use common sense here).

This will work with 100% effectiveness just as it is written.

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So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Compliments of Bill Murray "Caddyshack" 1980

s0meone

Well, so far the method works as described, I washed with hydrogen peroxide, bleach and aloe shampoo mixture, and my hair didn't noticeably change color. However, as soon as the hydrogen peroxide hit the bleach and shampoo it bubbled like hell, I wonder if the hydrogen peroxide looses it's effectivness when that happens (I wish I could remember anything from my high school chemistry class).

I also couldn't find the V05 aloe shampoo at the store, actually the only aloe shampoo i found was "sunsilk captivating curls" defrizz shampoo. It did have the key ingredient, Aloe Barbadensis Extract in it, so i expect it to work anyway.

I'm going to do it once more, and then use the detox shampoo, then do the conditioner tomorrow. Then I'll send a hair sample to quest diagnostics, and I'll let you all know how it turned out. This will give me some piece of mind (or if i don't pass, depress me royally) before it comes time to take the real test for my employer.

ldavisa

That's a minor detail I neglected to mention; you will see bubbling when mixed together; this doesn't affect the effectivness of the method. Expect to see it fizzle and bubble when mixed.

So far so good M8!

Edit: The aloe extract will most likely be better since it is pure extract of aloe vera and thus doesn't have other perservatives in it such as aloe shampoo; so that is even better.

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So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Compliments of Bill Murray "Caddyshack" 1980

sonnyday

OK. Finally a discussion that maybe can help me through this awful process. I am court ordered for a hair test. It is going to Omega Lab.I did a lot of the Aloe Rid shampoo;the vinegar,Tide thing and the Zydot shampoo and something called Ultra Cleanse. Unfortunately I had to give the hair sample a couple of days ago and am just finding this Bleach,peroxide thing now. I cleaned the shnizit out of my hair(I have long hair) and am just trying to have some sense of sanity while I await the results. Have a plethera of fun which resides in my hair follicles (apparently). Anyone have any experience with this lab? appreciate any feedback

Puff Puff Give

s0meone

how many times did you do the vinegar/tide thing? I can't really help you with the lab, I know nothing about it. However I will say that from what I have read, people have better luck when they do the vinegar/astringent/tide thing a bunch of times as opposed to doing it just once.

ldavisa

S0meone is right in the sense that repetion is key in whatever mixture you use.

To shed some light on the hair test in itself; they are all conducted in the same manner, that is to say each testing company test the same way as one another-being that there is only one actual method that they use. Kind of technical but basically they put your hair into a machine that spins the hell out of it while adding some sort of ingredients to extract any drug metabolites. So whether you are being tested for a job or reasons b/c mandated by law/court; the testing process will be the same.

This should be interesting to see the results of this as I just heard about this vinegar & tide thing. But if that method is proven to "strip" the drug metabolites out of your hair (vs. just masking it with a detox shampoo-where you run the risk of the metobolites, though masked, being found in the hair folicle).

I know for a fact that the method I have posted actually does "strip" all drug metobolites out of your hair-then you add conditioner and leave it in as extra added insurance to corrupt the test-so at min it would be inconclusive. Since hair testing companies boast to have a 99.99% success rate they tend to diagnose an inconclusive result as negative b/c they don't want to tarnish their reputation as being the most effective way to test for drugs.

If you think that the method you used actually stripped the drug metabolites out of your hair; you should be ok. I can't comment on the effectiveness of the method you used as I have never tried it nor have I known anyone who has used that method. I can tell you that the method listed in this post is so far 100% effective in getting negative results in all panels no matter how much drug you used in the last 90 days-there has been a total of 20 people so far that has used the bleach, hydrogen peroxide and aloe shampoo mentioned in this thread along with the conditioner part and not one yet has posted that they have failed.

If you do pass; then AMEN, we now then have 2 different ways to beat the hair test-the more the better. If you don't pass, perhaps that will help shed light on the method you used involving vinager, etc.

Good Luck and keep us posted buddy. And don't stress; it won't change anything worrying about it; at the very least you will know how to pass one next time (perhaps you could appeal if your method doesn't work?); however it sounds like the mixture you used would also render the hair's drug metabolites stripped b/c tide may have similar effectiveness to the bleach, but the hydrogen peroxide bit-I am not sure what ingredient you would have used to supplement that?

In any way you probably will be just fine. You already sent in the sample so nothing you can do now but wait. Instead of worrying go out and get fucked up, man. Rest easy knowing that if your method doesn't work you will have a full proof way of beating it next time.

Take care and best regards.

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So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Compliments of Bill Murray "Caddyshack" 1980

spicoli

I'm not sure if anyone mentioned 'Ready-Clean,' but that shit works.
I've taken it for at least 3 or 4 drug tests, even for my life insurance, and it works. I am a very heavy smoker, too. So check into it. I'm living proof the shit works.

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bacon

I have a few questions about this method, Idavisa!

Unfortunately, I remain a bit skeptical! I have a very good "in" for a job that I really want, but I did find out that they hair test. Now I've been clean from everything for about 45 days.. so I'm around halfway to the clean hair point.

If I use your method, should it effectively allow me to become cleaner SOONER than waiting for it to be clean naturally? Is it a good idea to start using this method now to ensure my cleanness around day 90ish? Or is this method merely a way to temporarily mask the metabolites in the hair?

Thanks.. and I look forward to hearing from some of these other folks who have tried and are awaiting their results. GOOD LUCK!

ldavisa

As you should be skeptical, buddy. If this job means a lot to you I would research everything and anything before committing to one method. So you are right to be skeptical-I would be too.

Regarding your questions.

1) The only thing I would start to do in perparation for the test is to start shampooing with an aloe vera shampoo.

2) Everything else used in this method, was used the day of testing (aside from the hair coloring which was done the day before the testing).

3) This method "permanently" strips the hair folicle of any drug metabolite; it does not "mask" your hair for a certain amount of time. The detox shampoo's out there only "mask" your hair and does not "strip" your folicles. So to answer your 2nd question: this is not a method in which it merely masks your hair for a certain amount of time. The way I have described the method calls the user to mix with the hydrogen peroxide, bleach and V05 shampoo (or another viable substitute shampoo with aloe vera in it) the day of testing, however in theory I am sure if you did this now and did not use drugs before the test it would be just as effective.

4) This will clean your hair sooner then to wait it out; if time is not on your side-and it will do so in a permanent manner (as long as you don't use again in between the time you use this method and the time in which you take the hair test).

I would recommend to do all of this the day of testing as this is what I did as well as the other people that used this method and they all passed.

But you should not have much to worry about b/c you have not done anything in 45 days-so you are that much more unlikely to test postive vs. someone who just used and has to take a hair test.

The best solution is to not use at all; then we all wouldn't have anything to worry about. Seeing how this is not the case; the method posted here is an alternative method that, to my knowledge, has been extremely effective. I have posted this method on other sites and have gotten the same results with people using this method and passing in all panels.

Question:

Have you been given the option to take this hair test whenever you want (sounds from your post that you have time on your side)? If so, I would recommend waiting for another 30 days and using this method exactly as directed. I'd be willing to bet my last dollar that you would easily pass the hair test.

This post was intended for people that are given 5 days or so to comply and take a hair test. So time is usually a factor; and the method here takes that into account.

Regardless if you take the test this week or next month; I truly 100% believe without any doubt whatsoever that if you use the method described above you will pass the hair folicle test regardless if you just used or haven't used drugs for a while (such as yourself). The reason is because this method will effectively "strip" all of your hair folicles of any drug metobolites that may reside in your hair as result of using drugs in the past 90 days.

The detox shampoo & hair coloring that also is mentioned here is just added insurance to ensure a negative result. This is also the case with the conditioner, but this, I feel, is more important (but nonetheless, added insurance) b/c this will help corrupt the testing process alltogether.

I hope I have answered your questions-feel free to PM me or post here with additional questions you may have. This is a nerve-racking experience for one to go through so I know the feeling...but trust in this method; it will work.

Good Luck and post back with results.

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So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Compliments of Bill Murray "Caddyshack" 1980

sherm25

I have a UA in what will be approx. 16 days since i last smoked. I used to be a chronic smoker but have only smoked one weekend out of the past month. I go to the gym at least 5 times a week and have been pounding the water, takin niacin everyday, and taking cranberry pills. Will i have to dillute to pass? and how accurate are the at home tests compared to lab tests? ( i took one today without dilluting, 7 days since last smoked and failed miserably)

bacon

Thanks a lot for the response! Time is fortunately on my side, but I just landed an interview with a pretty decent company and I'm guessing they might hair test as well. I don't want to screw this up, especially after waiting for so long!

I don't think I'll be able to postpone the test if it comes up, but I'm still not certain when exactly it will be. There's also another place that I am waiting to apply at, which says on their website that they hair test. I'm just waiting until I'm completely clean.

But in the meantime, I'm checking out this other position, and they are partnered with the company that hair tests.. so I'm guessing they might as well.

In any case, thanks a bunch for your information. I might just give it a try regardless of how long I wait.. just to make sure In any case, I'll pick up an aloe shampoo asap! Thanks again!



I also found a website that has a lot of interesting "scientific" information on hair drug testing. Just wondering if you've seen it. It sounds like it supports your method to some degree

pass a hair drug test

s0meone

well...I sent in my own personal hair test yesterday (not the one for work). Just waiting on the results.

Here is the method I went through:
First, the day before the test, I did the vinegar/astringent/tide method. this is affectionately known as the "maccujo" method on other websites, because he was apparently the first one to post about it. I immediately followed the Maccujo method by the method of this thread (hereafter I will refer to it as the ldavisa method) that includes the bleach, H2O2, and aloe shampoo.

Then the DAY that I took the hair sample, I did the Maccujo method, and again followed it by the ldavisa method. I followed this by using a single stage detox shampoo and then a 2 stage detox shampoo, and then I did the thing where I used the conditioner and left it in. A few hours later, after my hair had dried, I had a friend take a sample from the back of my head where a tester would typically take one. Now....I wait.

There is a great thread on marijuana.com regarding hair testing that has about 70 pages of results:
Post your results here for hair testing, negative or positive - Marijuana.com

It seems like Zydot really does the trick though, almost everyone that mentions it in that thread had success, especially when used in conjunction with bleaching your hair. I, however, am not using Zydot, so lets see how it goes.

blackjack69

First I would like to thank Idavisa for maintaining this thread and giving advice.

Also, I am not trying to be redundant as I know this thread has been beaten to death.

I believe to be getting a very good job offer. I am not going to use any zydot, or test pure as someone I know from NOR*L has told me (off the record) that they are all garbage and have no proven effects. Just my opinion. (not trying to start a war).

I am pretty dirty. I Have been smoking some of the highest qual smoke avail. (several months).

About 2 weeks ago I celebrated a friends B-day with 1 dose of x and it also happened to be snowing outside. (hint).

The x and snow is not common for me but I slipped up and indulged.

I have only been clean for for about 2 weeks of everything.


My strategy is the following:

Use Idavisa post slightly modified.

Idavisa, on the second post of this thread you had mentioned that your friend did not have time for zydot and just did the following:

"He didn't have time to buy the Zydot Shampoo system before his test so he just used the Clorox Bleach/Hydrogen Peroxide/VO5 Shampoo with ALOE method mentioned above (he has about 6 inches of hair-and didn't cut it prior to testing) and made SURE to saturate completely with conditioner without rinsing it out-AS HIS FINAL STEP before leaving to take the hair test."

My questions are:

1. Has any one else tried this method WITHOUT zydot and coloring?

2. I do not plan on getting my hair dyed as my friend does hair and said that it will not really do anything.

3. I am not planning on using any Zydot or internet shampoo as my source from NOR*L has said (off the record) that they have no proven track record.

4. Has anyone reported a failing with this method?

5. I have heard mixed results about the Macujo Method involving vinegar and clear and clean and tide. (Also read that one person reported extreme smell of vinegar after applying, would seem a bit suspicious.)

So to sum this LONG post up:

Will using the concoction of bleach, peroxide, VO5 with aloe alone for lets say 3-4 consecutive sessions work? Remember I am not planning on using zydot or coloring.

And using and leaving Conditioner in hair.

Has anyone failed using this method?

What are peoples opinion on this method vs Macujo Method?

I know this is a long thread but have done HOURS of research on this subject.

So Far, Idavisa's method is the only one that does not have bad reviews.

I appreciate any response.

Thanks and blessings.

ldavisa

Thank you for the vote of confidence m8; much obliged.

I realize the detox shampoo and perhaps the hair coloring may not be as effective as the other info in the thread; but the thread is based on what I actually did-so posting it, IMO, was necessary. I didn't want to take out anything that I did do; I wanted to post exactly step by step what I did to pass the hair test. One could take these out; but then I couldn't vouche 100% of it's effectiveness b/c the 2 times I used this method I used the detox shampoo and hair coloring.

However, my friend, now colleague, just used the bleach and hydrogen perioxide mixture and made sure to leave the conditioner in his hair prior to testing the day of; no detox shampoo or hair coloring-he passed and he was dirtier than the average person...so I'll let you draw your own conclusions. I would say that if I had to do again and could only do 2 of the 4 things mentioned it would be, without a doubt, the bleach, hydrogen peroxide, and aloe shampoo mixture and just as important condition hair and leave in to air dry. Those 2 seem to be the most important IMO, b/c as stated the mixture strips the drug metabolites out of your hair permanently regardless of how dirty you are and the conditioner will corrupt the test at minimum as to inconclusive, which will equal as negative (read a few posts above where this is explained).

I honestly think if you follow the instructions of this thread; you will pass. I know that the detox shampoo's only MASK your hair folicles and DO NOT strip them of the drug metabolites-so in theory you may not need to use the detox shampoo; but like I said I posted on EVERYTHING that I did in preparation for the test and did not want to leave anything out.

As for any failures: on the 3 websites I have this posted on I have yet to receive any complaints or anyone posting that they failed as result of using this method. If there were; I am positive that we all would of heard about it on this thread particularily. As of right now I know of approx 23 people that have used this method and have passed; not one person has PM'd me or posted that they have failed. This is why I maintain so far that this method has a 100% success rate.

BTW: The detox shampoo and hair coloring; I know that these are sketchy at most, but it gives the user a little bit more sanity during this awful experience and acts as an added insurance to the method.

Hope I answered your questions.

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So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Compliments of Bill Murray "Caddyshack" 1980

Smoke Break

So if I get a call tomorrow with a date for a hair test (say Friday)... when is it best to do this? Does it have to be Friday right before the test?

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SHMOOGLYp

ok...So let me get this straight...

According to capt. murphy, let's say I take my urine test tommorrow(Saturday) at around 3pm...

If I eat a light lunch now(1:15pm) and drink a lg glass of water with the small lunch THEN don't eat ANYTHING until 11am tommorrow(meaning DRINK 4(16oz) gatorades and 2(16oz) glasses of water) I should be fine?

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Lyn420

I just joined to share my recent experience.. took a pre-employment UA and passed using synthetic urine. I tried a detox drink as well as some detox pills.. those did not work for me at all. I failed 5 home tests so synthetic was the only way to go, in my case.

It really depends on a lot of things and each person is different.. I have been smoking for 10 years now and pretty much toke on a daily basis. I think it is obvious I had to sub..

I start my new job next week and I don't have to quit smoking.. Good luck to everyone!

ldavisa

From my experience in doing this 2 times I would suggest to do all of it the day of testing; 3 hours before should suffice.

Only things that I would recommend doing prior to the day of testing would be to:

1) Shave down hair with a clippers to 1/8 inch (everywhere you have hair) with the exception of your head hair.

2) If you choose to have your hair colored as I did, which is also mentioned in the method, you can have done anytime prior to testing-and if you have shorter hair; try to get hair cut slightly below the 1.5 inches (90 days); perhaps cut it around to 1.0 to 1.2 inches if possible.

3) Start shampooing your hair with an "aloe" shampoo as soon as you can; the more times washed the better. I would even say to go as far as to try and find some pure "aloe extract" and add it into the aloe shampoo if possible.

Hope this answers your questions.

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So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.” And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.” So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Compliments of Bill Murray "Caddyshack" 1980

Smoke Break

Awesome. I've been clean for a month so far, and think the test will be coming this month. I've started using aloe shampoo and plan on using this method JUST TO BE SURE with the test. I'll let you know how it goes.

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zwank

Idavisa, it seems like this thread is a GODSEND. I just hope this really works. I have reasons to believe that I will have my test tomorrow. I shaved all the hair on my body and my hair is just over 1 inch long.

Thing thing is...I have done MDMA last week! I know, fucking stupid but I didnt even know they had hair tests until a couple days ago.

I need to know if this really works?! I really dont have much time and I need help!!!!

What can I do?