how to pass a urine test - Page 2

jesus · 07-03-2005, 06:55 PM

thx to whoever made this wonderful old thread of mine sticky...

something else i have posted numerous times that belongs here is how long it takes for the traces of pot to be filtered out of your system...

now, everytime you smoke you flood your system with THC... which is then transferred to your brain via the blood stream, then back down to the kidneys where the traces are filtered out... now, your kidneys can only filter out a certain amount at a time, so the more you smoke, the longer it is going to take to get it out of your system.

now, only you know how many times you've smoked in the past couple of weeks, so only you can estimate how much shit is still floating around your system...

the general rule of thumb, is if you are totally clean, and smoke a bowl, then it will take about 24-48 hours for your system to be totally clean again.

now, if you're smoking all day everyday, then it is going to take about 30 days (720 hours) for your system to be totally clean.

now for how clean you need to be in order to pass a drug test, i can only attest to what worked for me...

since i was being tested about once a month, i would smoke for two weeks right after i went in... now this is probably about 3-4 bowls a day...

then for about a week and a half - two weeks before my next test, i would not smoke... then when i go in for my test, i dilute my piss using my method above...

you know, i should just edit my first post to include that...

07-04-2005, 06:20 AM

holy crap...so you mean all passing a drug test is....

.....common sense?

nahhhhh brah, herba-kleen420XXX is this drink they make, works everytime. you just stay clean for 2 days before the test, drink the bottle of the stuff they have (about 40oZ) and refill the bottle ten times the day of the test.

again, good thread maing, helped me get out of sooooo much trouble soooo many times.

**~~pappynoodle~~** · 08-01-2005, 11:15 AM

I don't know. It just seems to good to be true. Maybe I've just been unintentionally misled, but I've always heard THC was harder to get out of your system than it was made out to be in this post. I mean theres so many factors to consider. THC content in the weed you smoke ... how often u smoke ... your size and metabolism. I think we need more posts from people that have used this method. I may be giving this a shot a day or 2 before my upcoming court date.

Invisible Wardog · 08-01-2005, 11:50 AM

I used a detox drink and a gallon of water in 45 minutes to pass a quick test. The line on the test became progressively darker with each trip to the bathroom (in this case, solid line means negative, no line means positive). Seven urinations later I was told I could pass the real test, but there was a chance they might send it to the lab if the result wasn't clear enough. Lucky for me, I have the choice of waiting.

abcd · 08-01-2005, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pappynoodle

I don't know. It just seems to good to be true. Maybe I've just been unintentionally misled, but I've always heard THC was harder to get out of your system than it was made out to be in this post. I mean theres so many factors to consider. THC content in the weed you smoke ... how often u smoke ... your size and metabolism. I think we need more posts from people that have used this method. I may be giving this a shot a day or 2 before my upcoming court date.

You can find out for yourself, they sell home drug tests online for as low as $2 you can check e-bay as well. Find out which method works for you and go with that.

..gzagenius · 08-22-2005, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pappynoodle

I don't know. It just seems to good to be true. Maybe I've just been unintentionally misled, but I've always heard THC was harder to get out of your system than it was made out to be in this post. I mean theres so many factors to consider. THC content in the weed you smoke ... how often u smoke ... your size and metabolism. I think we need more posts from people that have used this method. I may be giving this a shot a day or 2 before my upcoming court date.

see...what people dont realize is...this/any dilution method doesnt get you clean, it doesnt rid your system of any thc metabolites, it only makes it to whereas you can pass a urine test, hence the title of the thread

you dont have to be clean to pass a UA......only the piss that comes out does

another test this week for me....ill be taking it on my 8th(7 full 24 hour days) day clean or my 9th(8 full days) day clean

alien8ed · 10-14-2005, 05:02 PM

Or you can buy a urine test kit, find a person that will give you their pee, put it in the sample cup, put that in one sock, and heating packs in the other.
And walk in, pour the urine in the sample cup, and break heat packs to heat the urine to >90 degrees and hand them your sample when you come out.

And if you live in California where they look at your penis, buy the whizzinator.

**~~killthecats~~** · 10-25-2005, 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ..gzagenius

see...what people dont realize is...this/any dilution method doesnt get you clean, it doesnt rid your system of any thc metabolites, it only makes it to whereas you can pass a urine test, hence the title of the thread

you dont have to be clean to pass a UA......only the piss that comes out does

another test this week for me....ill be taking it on my 8th(7 full 24 hour days) day clean or my 9th(8 full days) day clean

did u pass? ive been clean since the 17th. start of day 9 clean here.

i drank like 2 big glasses of water yesterday and a lot of alcohol last night at friends party.

drinking a bottle of water with morning. took a piss already. i even bought a home drug test kit

hope i pass..

..gzagenius · 10-25-2005, 09:31 PM

i passed yea but i was on and off smokin, like smoke for 2 quit for one (weeks) over and over

years on end, 9 or so days might not be enough

good luck

killakali44 · 11-14-2005, 06:35 AM

Alright im tryin ta pass a ua in 3 days i smoke like 10 blunts or more 3 days before an tryin ta find the fastest way to get it out my system without spending money i already drink alot of water and take nison pills that make you burn an drink water with water purification pills but they havent been workin in 3 days and my level is still over 130 im tryin ta be all clean so hit me back an let me know whats up

PhishDude · 11-14-2005, 10:56 AM

quit smoking now if you want to pass.

these will help:
http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabi..._testing.shtml

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/su..._Testing.shtml

russ0r · 11-26-2005, 11:28 AM

from what i see here it seems easy to pass a UA being clean for about a week using this method.. ive seen NO negative posts here saying they failed.. so im going to try it and hope i get this job! thanks for this post, and i hope it works.

edit: i forgot my question, heh. I don't know exactly when my test is going to be, but is it pointless to drink nothing but lots of water while im waiting? i was hoping i could clean myself up as much as i could before the test.

bismak · 11-27-2005, 10:57 AM

Fuck!! I just found out that I may take a urine-test this week.. I am so fucking nervous I could die..! Last time I smoked was on friday.. And I have no idea when my test is gonna be.. I'm not that kind of a person that smokes every day.. Just one or two days during a week..

I am in so deep trouble if my test turns out positive.. If it turns out positive I may not ever speak or see my girlfriend ever again

And then I could just lie down and die..

But.. If i have understand right.. I have to drink alot of water, eat alot of fruit and exercise??
Is this true?

..gzagenius · 11-27-2005, 01:17 PM

yeah drink alot of water and gatorade the day before and the day of the test yo

chill

PipeDreams · 11-28-2005, 08:57 AM

Hahaha!!! A couple weeks ago my sister called me at work and told me to meet her and that she didn't want to say why over the phone. I got there and she told me she wanted to get a job at WalMart and needed me to piss in a cup for her (she knew I'd been on vacation and hadn't had any pot for a long while, even before). My sister is big on speed.

I took the papers (folded so the name couldn't be seen) and the cup to the desk and asked if I needed ID. She said yes so I said I left to get it out of my car... and I never returned.

She got the job at least.

woodman4201962 · 03-03-2006, 02:56 PM

I smoked the day before i took it and i passed all i did was went to the store and got KNOX GELATINE you can get it by the jello it comes in a small box and inside it is 4 envelopes take 1 envelope in a big class of water mix it real good and drink it 1 hr before the test dont give them your frist one and you will pass I know it worked for me and im a big man. IT DOES WORK . bongsmilie

killacam420 · 03-14-2006, 03:14 PM

hey, i read everything you wrote, im still wondering if ill pass an at home drug test. im drinking a shit load of water, taking vitiams and also 500mg of nician each night. i started this sunday the 12 and im being tested (at home) on the 20. i smoke on average 3-5 times a week. the last time i smoked was this weekend. if u have any info let me no. thanks

smoke weed everyday

loatarz · 03-25-2006, 11:25 AM

I just took a drug test yesterday and passed without the help of any drink or gelatin. I smoked daily for years and quit for three weeks before my drug test. What people fail to realize that you don't release the most toxins through your piss. You need to change your eating habits for the time being and eat more fiber in your diet. Try and go #2 about twice a day on top of drinking a good ammount of fluids. The day of your test, wake up a bit early and make sure to take a pee right then. Drink at least 20oz of water and then sip on a cup of coffee before your test. You could also go to Walgreens or CVS or anywhere with a pharmacy and they all carry home drug test kits. I bought one just to make sure. It's only $15 dollars for one that only tests for weed. Is your job or girlfriend worth $15? bongsmilie

schlagdaddy11 · 04-21-2006, 08:49 PM

i get tested monday, ive smoked today yesterday and tuesday, i smoked about 2 bowls to myself total. it tests for 20cannibinoids per ml. will i be straight if i take niacin saturday and sunday, exercise and piss monday. it also tests for stuff like niaicin. do i have a chance to pass. diluting is not an option. any help would be appreciated. thanks -colin

FatherBud · 04-24-2006, 10:18 AM

The last time I had to test was in 1999. A good friend of mine had his 7 year old son pee in a cup for me a couple of days before my test. I placed the cup in to fridge to preserve the urine so it would not spoil. Now for the way i got around it. In Cali they cannot watch you pee, at least in 1999 they could not view you.

So I used a travel size shampoo bottle (purchase one for .49 cents at Wal-Mart or Target use one that has a screw on cap) poured the pee in it and then put on a Jock-Strap and placed the bottle where the cup should go (wear a nice pair of Dockers, usually fit failry loose in crotch to avoid detection).

This way the urine will warm up to natural body temp (best bet is to do this about an hour before the test to get it to body temp). Needless to say all went well and I passed the test.

One more agenda to take note, if you are going to piss for a new job, make sure you dress very professinal, this will elminate most the suspicion from them, the job I went for was for a Network Tech position and got the job with out a hitch. Also be nice, but not over nice if you know what I mean. make small talk but leave it at that.

My only concern now days , this may not be possible if they are allowed to watch one urinate. Does anyone know of a site where the laws are listed per state? If so that would be nice to post as well.

C-ya
Father Bud

07-03-2005, 06:55 PM	#21 (permalink)
jesus king of the jews Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wedged between two fat people fucking Posts: 6,565 Thanks: 0 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts	thx to whoever made this wonderful old thread of mine sticky... something else i have posted numerous times that belongs here is how long it takes for the traces of pot to be filtered out of your system... now, everytime you smoke you flood your system with THC... which is then transferred to your brain via the blood stream, then back down to the kidneys where the traces are filtered out... now, your kidneys can only filter out a certain amount at a time, so the more you smoke, the longer it is going to take to get it out of your system. now, only you know how many times you've smoked in the past couple of weeks, so only you can estimate how much shit is still floating around your system... the general rule of thumb, is if you are totally clean, and smoke a bowl, then it will take about 24-48 hours for your system to be totally clean again. now, if you're smoking all day everyday, then it is going to take about 30 days (720 hours) for your system to be totally clean. now for how clean you need to be in order to pass a drug test, i can only attest to what worked for me... since i was being tested about once a month, i would smoke for two weeks right after i went in... now this is probably about 3-4 bowls a day... then for about a week and a half - two weeks before my next test, i would not smoke... then when i go in for my test, i dilute my piss using my method above... you know, i should just edit my first post to include that... __________________ you're all a bunch of fucks Once I met this wino and he was eating some grapes and I said "dude, you have to wait". I don't have a girlfriend. I just know this lady who'd be really mad if she heard me say that. I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way too literal for me. I got an ant farm. Them fellas don't grow shit. I like the FedEx guy, 'cause he is a drug dealer and he don't even know it! And he is always on time. - Mitch Hedberg nipples?

08-01-2005, 11:50 AM	#24 (permalink)
Invisible Wardog Usually Quiet Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 159 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I used a detox drink and a gallon of water in 45 minutes to pass a quick test. The line on the test became progressively darker with each trip to the bathroom (in this case, solid line means negative, no line means positive). Seven urinations later I was told I could pass the real test, but there was a chance they might send it to the lab if the result wasn't clear enough. Lucky for me, I have the choice of waiting. __________________ Any post, picture or text, is fictional, I assure you

10-14-2005, 05:02 PM	#27 (permalink)
alien8ed Get rich quick = j.o.b. Join Date: May 2004 Location: in the moment Posts: 531 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Alien8ed contributes.... Or you can buy a urine test kit, find a person that will give you their pee, put it in the sample cup, put that in one sock, and heating packs in the other. And walk in, pour the urine in the sample cup, and break heat packs to heat the urine to >90 degrees and hand them your sample when you come out. And if you live in California where they look at your penis, buy the whizzinator. __________________ Blazing to CHOPPED & SCREWED MUSIC, yall, pce Wikipedia The style is exemplified in the music of Swishahouse artists such as Mike Jones, Paul Wall, and Slim Thug, along with Chamillionaire and others. Essentially the song is slowed down (screwed) and then heavily mixed and scratched (chopped) to create a distinctive style that is supposedly meant to imitate the effects of various recreational drugs such as marijuana or "syrup."

11-14-2005, 06:35 AM	#30 (permalink)
killakali44 YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	how to pass a ua Alright im tryin ta pass a ua in 3 days i smoke like 10 blunts or more 3 days before an tryin ta find the fastest way to get it out my system without spending money i already drink alot of water and take nison pills that make you burn an drink water with water purification pills but they havent been workin in 3 days and my level is still over 130 im tryin ta be all clean so hit me back an let me know whats up

11-14-2005, 10:56 AM	#31 (permalink)
PhishDude Telepathic Jackal Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Mars Posts: 3,985 Thanks: 0 Thanked 23 Times in 20 Posts	quit smoking now if you want to pass. these will help: http://www.erowid.org/plants/cannabi..._testing.shtml http://www.erowid.org/experiences/su..._Testing.shtml __________________ Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it. -- Buddha

07-04-2005, 06:20 AM	#22 (permalink)
Ellis D. Guest Posts: n/a	holy crap...so you mean all passing a drug test is.... .....common sense? nahhhhh brah, herba-kleen420XXX is this drink they make, works everytime. you just stay clean for 2 days before the test, drink the bottle of the stuff they have (about 40oZ) and refill the bottle ten times the day of the test. again, good thread maing, helped me get out of sooooo much trouble soooo many times.

08-01-2005, 11:15 AM	#23 (permalink)
~~pappynoodle~~ Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Alabama Posts: 223 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I don't know. It just seems to good to be true. Maybe I've just been unintentionally misled, but I've always heard THC was harder to get out of your system than it was made out to be in this post. I mean theres so many factors to consider. THC content in the weed you smoke ... how often u smoke ... your size and metabolism. I think we need more posts from people that have used this method. I may be giving this a shot a day or 2 before my upcoming court date.

11-26-2005, 11:28 AM	#32 (permalink)
russ0r YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	from what i see here it seems easy to pass a UA being clean for about a week using this method.. ive seen NO negative posts here saying they failed.. so im going to try it and hope i get this job! thanks for this post, and i hope it works. edit: i forgot my question, heh. I don't know exactly when my test is going to be, but is it pointless to drink nothing but lots of water while im waiting? i was hoping i could clean myself up as much as i could before the test.

11-27-2005, 10:57 AM	#33 (permalink)
bismak YaHookan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Norway, Europe Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Help me..! Fuck!! I just found out that I may take a urine-test this week.. I am so fucking nervous I could die..! Last time I smoked was on friday.. And I have no idea when my test is gonna be.. I'm not that kind of a person that smokes every day.. Just one or two days during a week.. I am in so deep trouble if my test turns out positive.. If it turns out positive I may not ever speak or see my girlfriend ever again And then I could just lie down and die.. But.. If i have understand right.. I have to drink alot of water, eat alot of fruit and exercise?? Is this true? __________________ I can't even think straight!

11-28-2005, 08:57 AM	#35 (permalink)
PipeDreams Stoner Chick Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Santa Rosa, CA Posts: 97 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hahaha!!! A couple weeks ago my sister called me at work and told me to meet her and that she didn't want to say why over the phone. I got there and she told me she wanted to get a job at WalMart and needed me to piss in a cup for her (she knew I'd been on vacation and hadn't had any pot for a long while, even before). My sister is big on speed. I took the papers (folded so the name couldn't be seen) and the cup to the desk and asked if I needed ID. She said yes so I said I left to get it out of my car... and I never returned. She got the job at least. __________________ I smoke 2 joints in peace and 2 in times of war. I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, and then I smoke 2 more.

03-03-2006, 02:56 PM	#36 (permalink)
woodman4201962 YaHookan Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I passed my piss test I smoked the day before i took it and i passed all i did was went to the store and got KNOX GELATINE you can get it by the jello it comes in a small box and inside it is 4 envelopes take 1 envelope in a big class of water mix it real good and drink it 1 hr before the test dont give them your frist one and you will pass I know it worked for me and im a big man. IT DOES WORK . bongsmilie

03-14-2006, 03:14 PM	#37 (permalink)
killacam420 YaHookan Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Como Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	hey, i read everything you wrote, im still wondering if ill pass an at home drug test. im drinking a shit load of water, taking vitiams and also 500mg of nician each night. i started this sunday the 12 and im being tested (at home) on the 20. i smoke on average 3-5 times a week. the last time i smoked was this weekend. if u have any info let me no. thanks smoke weed everyday

03-25-2006, 11:25 AM	#38 (permalink)
loatarz Old School Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: far far away Posts: 388 Thanks: 0 Thanked 14 Times in 9 Posts	I just took a drug test yesterday and passed without the help of any drink or gelatin. I smoked daily for years and quit for three weeks before my drug test. What people fail to realize that you don't release the most toxins through your piss. You need to change your eating habits for the time being and eat more fiber in your diet. Try and go #2 about twice a day on top of drinking a good ammount of fluids. The day of your test, wake up a bit early and make sure to take a pee right then. Drink at least 20oz of water and then sip on a cup of coffee before your test. You could also go to Walgreens or CVS or anywhere with a pharmacy and they all carry home drug test kits. I bought one just to make sure. It's only $15 dollars for one that only tests for weed. Is your job or girlfriend worth $15? bongsmilie __________________ "The point is the doing of them rather than the accomplishments. There is no actor but the action; there is no experiencer but the experience."

04-21-2006, 08:49 PM	#39 (permalink)
schlagdaddy11 YaHookan Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 14 Thanks: 1 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	i get tested monday, ive smoked today yesterday and tuesday, i smoked about 2 bowls to myself total. it tests for 20cannibinoids per ml. will i be straight if i take niacin saturday and sunday, exercise and piss monday. it also tests for stuff like niaicin. do i have a chance to pass. diluting is not an option. any help would be appreciated. thanks -colin

04-24-2006, 10:18 AM	#40 (permalink)
FatherBud Old School Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Midwest Posts: 3 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	The last time I had to test was in 1999. A good friend of mine had his 7 year old son pee in a cup for me a couple of days before my test. I placed the cup in to fridge to preserve the urine so it would not spoil. Now for the way i got around it. In Cali they cannot watch you pee, at least in 1999 they could not view you. So I used a travel size shampoo bottle (purchase one for .49 cents at Wal-Mart or Target use one that has a screw on cap) poured the pee in it and then put on a Jock-Strap and placed the bottle where the cup should go (wear a nice pair of Dockers, usually fit failry loose in crotch to avoid detection). This way the urine will warm up to natural body temp (best bet is to do this about an hour before the test to get it to body temp). Needless to say all went well and I passed the test. One more agenda to take note, if you are going to piss for a new job, make sure you dress very professinal, this will elminate most the suspicion from them, the job I went for was for a Network Tech position and got the job with out a hitch. Also be nice, but not over nice if you know what I mean. make small talk but leave it at that. My only concern now days , this may not be possible if they are allowed to watch one urinate. Does anyone know of a site where the laws are listed per state? If so that would be nice to post as well. C-ya Father Bud

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