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Old 05-26-2009, 03:45 PM   #381 (permalink)
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Hi dylfoot...Be cool to know how ya get on. Need to know the alcohol thing...Good luck m8 with the skiing....
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Old 05-27-2009, 12:50 PM   #382 (permalink)
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here's maa deal...

aloha all,

i've been creepin on this forum for approx 3 weeks now. long story short--i finally got offered a job n have a hair follicle test this friday (from a interview that took place in feb!). from begin feb to mid-april, i laid off the pipe...but broke down when i didn't hear back after two months. since then i've been smoking fairly regularly over the last month (n a lil extra this past holiday weekend too).

i used the aloe shampoo for about two weeks now and did my first idavisa cycle today (4x though for total 20 min) w 1 tbs bleach and 1 tbs hydro perox in head and shoulders w aloe. i'm planning on doing the same tmo and on friday (test day ehh) i have zydots to use as well as another cycle with it. also, i just chopped my hair to my shoulders today, no dye though (i miss my long locks!) just figured it be easier to clean up with less hair.

we will see what happens...any other advice??
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Old 06-03-2009, 01:38 PM   #383 (permalink)
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Didn't pass.
sucks.
Oh well, I still have my tattoo shop job.
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Old 06-05-2009, 05:21 PM   #384 (permalink)
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yesss, i passed and got the job. i owe all thanks to ida's method. the purify packet in zydots was not nearly enough to even cover all my hair! (it's a little past my shoulders)

i post right above what i did exactly, and i stuck to it.

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Old 06-22-2009, 08:16 PM   #385 (permalink)
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only 24 days to prepare for a hair drug testing,heavu user..please help

please help.......
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FYI:

I needed to pass a hair test for pre-employment; I was using drugs constantly.

The detox shampoo (Zydot shampoo offered by Testclear) was used; however I included several other methods in addition to the shampoo and in the end I came up with negative results in all panels which was conducted by Psychemedics corp.

This is what I did to pass the hair test (and I had been using Amphetamines, Xanax, and Opiates regularly). My methods to prepare for the test were as follows:

1) I got my entire hair colored (not bleached) but just a lighter shade of light brown (barely noticible) by a hair salon. I made sure to have them cut my hair so that it was only just about 1 inch or so-my hair was already somewhat short so it wouldn't of looked suspicious having it cut below the 1.5 inch length requirement (they need 1.5 inches of hair so that they can go back and trace up to 90 days prior).

IMPORTANT: Psychemedics can and will try to collect hair samples from under your armpits, chesthair, armhair, leghair, and in some cases even pubic hair (all of which can detect much longer than the 90 days per 1.5 inches in length as you head hair does-I was told by the lady conducting the test that if I had even 3/4 inch of hair in my armpits, legs, arms, or elsewhere it could detect as far back as 120+ days). So be sure to shave armpits, chest, legs, etc. I bought an electric hair clipper and shaved down to approx. 1/8 inch all over my body in which hair can grow as to not look suspicious. It merely appeared as if I was a very groomed person who was self-consious of having a overly hairy body, etc. Since I didn't shave down completely bare it was effective as to not look like I was trying to purposely rig the hair test. As a result they had no other option but to take hair from my head which was approx. 1 inch long (this will give them only 60 days of history vs. the required 90 days) This wasn't an issue when tested-they just took my head hair due to lack of body hair elsewhere.

2) I then used a method that included mixing clorox bleach; hydrogen peroxide and VO5 Shampoo (WITH ALOE).

Ingredients that I used to Pass a Hair Drug Test

VO5 shampoo W/ ALOE
VO5 shampoo W/ ALOE is the recommended shampoo for beginning the hair cleansing process. You will need 1.5 ounces of VO5 shampoo.

Clorox bleach
The bleach will help to strip drug and drug metabolites from your hair. You will need 1 teaspoon of Clorox bleach.

Hydrogen peroxide
The hydrogen peroxide will help to strip drug and drug metabolites from your hair. You will need 1 teaspoon of hydrogen peroxide.

I mixed all together (1 tsp of Clorox bleach; 1 tsp of Hydrogen peroxide and 1.5 ounces of VO5 shampoo W/ ALOE) and used as a shampoo.

First lather hair thoroughly with mixture-let sit in hair for 5 minutes. Then rinse thoroughly. Repeat these steps 2 more times. When done correctly you will have had this mixture in your hair for an overal total of 15 minutes. Don't worry, this will not be enough time for your hair to be bleached. It will not change the color of your hair-so don't cut corners and have it sit in your hair for anytime less than 5 min intervals. You may feel a tingling sensation but stick to exactly 5 mins per washing.

What this will do when completed correctly is that it will chemically alter your hair (will destroy fibers in the hair that are necessary to detect toxins and destroy all drug metabolites in your hair folicles) in a way that will make it impossible to get a reading when the actual testing is conducted.

3) Purchased Zydot Shampoo (entire package).
Follow the directions exactly.

4) The last step (and in my opinion the most important step) I did was after I washed with the Zydot shampoo system exactly as directed, I lathered my hair with conditioner (any brand will do) and DID NOT rinse it out. I left it in to air dry.

Hair conditioner
The conditioner will be applied and left on your hair after you've cleaned it with the shampoo, bleach and peroxide; and after you shampoo with Zydot Shampoo package. The conditioner will contaminate the solution when the laboratory is processing your sample, and will cause your test to be negative.

What this does is it will contaminate the testing of your hair (with utmost certainty). The conditioner will currupt the testing resulting in a negative in all panels that are tested.

Between the coloring of my hair, cutting my hair to 1 inch (not allowing them to collect the required 1.5 inches needed to go back 90 days), using the bleach/hydrogen peroxide/VO5 Shampoo w/ALOE method, also using the Zydot hair shampoo system offered by testclear, and finally a thorough lathering of conditioner that was NOT rinsed off and let to air dry, I came back with neagative results in all panels. And I am a heavy user of all drugs mentioned above.

This is a full proof way to beat a hair test for pre-employment.


FYI:

If you have longer hair...don't worry about cutting it short. Just double up on the clorox bleach/hydrogen peroxide/VO5 Shampoo with ALOE mixture so you have enough to completely saturate your hair entirely for the three 5 minute intervals.

And be SURE to completely condition your hair and not rinse it out (let air dry). That is the last and FINAL thing you need to do.

In my opinion these 2 steps are the MOST important of the methods I used. The mixture will destroy the fibers inside the hair folicle most certainly, but the conditioner will curropt the test all together.

You will be fine...no way you will test positive. I've had several friends of mine that had longer hair and didn't cut it short and it worked for them flawlessly.

Good luck and don't worry...you'll be just fine. This is a proven way to beat a hair test as I have done it twice and 5 of my friends have done it and they all passed.


If you have additional questions please reply and I will answer them as soon as I am notified.
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Old 08-27-2009, 07:02 PM   #386 (permalink)
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okay here is my story. I slipped back into a meth addiction and have been clean for three months now. I smoked weed a month ago. I have been using a Aloe Rid daily for a month and have two Zydot Ultra cleans to do the day of the test. I will have to take a court ordered drug test in about a week. I will add the peroxide/bleach/Vo5 to this. I have also bleached my hair oce with 40% peroxide and once with 20% peroxide and died it back to its original color. What are my odds of passing this? I have seen a few have failed but majority have passed. I am praying this will work. Anyone got any advice if this will work?
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Old 08-27-2009, 07:38 PM   #387 (permalink)
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??? "regular beating drug test"???

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This is only a regular test and is not a drug test. so do they usually check for weed in a regular beating drug test?
The question is pretty unclear. If you are asking if they can detect drugs in a routine urinalysis, the answer is no.
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Old 08-27-2009, 07:48 PM   #388 (permalink)
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hair follicle test

A hair follicle test is a drug test. There are no guarantees with any methods, including the detox shampoos. Cutting your hair very short and using the Idavisa method is probably the best chance you have.
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Old 08-27-2009, 08:28 PM   #389 (permalink)
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more on hair follicle test

I guess I should also tell you that hair does not have a good affinity for pot. People regularly have positive urine tests and negative hair tests when pot is the drug of choice. Like everything else with the human body, there are many variables affecting the test and no absolutes. A hair test will not pick up drug use within 5 days of the test, but I wouldn't recommend it.

IMO, the meth is your greatest concern. If your hair is long, you are giving them a long drug history. If it short, they don't get much. If your hair is no more than an inch and a half in length, they get 3 months of drug history. Hair grows about 1/2 an inch per month. If the test shows a drug in the hair, they will refer to their chart to determine the level (concentration). A low level may well pass. [These numbers are probably not meaningful, but levels below 500 pg/mg hair (picograms per milligram) for meth and below 0.3 pg/mg hair for pot should pass.]

I am reasonably confident that cutting the hair as short as possible and using the Idavisa method should get you through ok. At least it's the best option available. Good luck. Please be sure to post the results.
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Old 08-28-2009, 09:29 PM   #390 (permalink)
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okay bumped into another site, they say bleach/redye 3x is the best way to go. Anyone got experience with that. I should probably add to my post that I was a daily heavy snow user for a couple months and that I smoked cloned MJ for almost a year daily until three months ago and smoked it again twoce a month ago. I also have low metablolism am female and can not cut my hair any shorter. I have already went from 15 inches in back to about 3 maybe 2 when I cut it. I HAVETO PASS this test!! It is a HUGE deal. Any methods that may help for the snow???
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Old 08-29-2009, 07:32 PM   #391 (permalink)
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I bought Toxin Wash on-line. It WORKED. It was snowing like hell here for a couple of months before I had to take my test. (Had laid off for maybe 2 weeks before I did the wash) It's pricey, I know, but if you absolutely HAVE to pass, money can't be an object.

They are only going to test back 90 days. Which is as close as they can cut it to the scalp and about an inch and a half long.

I wish you the best.
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Old 08-30-2009, 08:53 AM   #392 (permalink)
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On another site I seen that the Idavisa method was getting horrible reviews. So I researching to see if I can find anymore information before I make a final decisiom on which method would be best. I am going to bleach/redye 3 more times for sure. I will be starting that today. But I am also looking into what else I can do....I will post
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Old 08-31-2009, 04:11 PM   #393 (permalink)
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Idavisa and Macujo worked for the white and the green

I passed twice - thanks a million Idavisa and Macujo - YOU ROCK!!

I've been watching this site and grasscity.com for about a year now on the subject of passing a hair test for weed and cocaine and I thought that it's time to give back to the gift of hair test freedom that was given to me and report my results!

I am a casual user of both the white and the green, but need to be clean when I need to be clean. I would say I use about 2 -3 grams of the white per month and smoke off a joint daily afer work. I have coarse, long, dark hair that I lighten once a month to a lighter brown.

I have used different combinations Macujo and Idavisa mixed with other methods/products and passed both times with results from Omega Labs. Here are the details:

1st TIME:
The test went back 90 days, and in that 90 days, I had done about 1/16 of the white and smoked a couple joints. I did the Macujo method 5 times, used Zydot once and then did the Precision Cleanse treatment (used to be called Afterburner). By the way, I do not believe that the store-bought products were responsible for me passing because the 2nd time I passed, I didn't use any store bought products and had more drugs in my system.

2nd TIME:
This test also went back 90 days, but this time I did about 5 - 6 grams total of the white for those 90 days and smoked weed every day up until a few weeks before the test. I did the Macujo method 5 times again and the Idavisa method 9 times. I only left the Idavisa formula in for the prescribed 5 minutes each time. Again passed the test (without spending a fortune).

I don't have the test results in front of me, but I think the MJ was tested to one (1) pg/mg (not sure if I have the units labeled right), and the blow to 300 or 500 pg/mg. But, I know it was Omega labs, and they are one of the two biggest test labs nationally, so the levels should be pretty common.

It's great to know that this absolutely awful invasion of my privacy can be beat, and that when I decide to blow off some steam and party once in a while, it won't cause me to lose the things that I hold dear because someone decides to test me.

Good luck to ya'll and damn "the man"!!!
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but I’m constantly amazed by all the false information that’s out there being passed around. But if you’re feeling desperate about finding a way to pass a drug test, I can understand why you might be tempted to go with something that ’sounds good.’ And especially if this is your first time being tested, it can be really hard to tell the good info about how to pass a urine test from the bad.

Sometimes I feel like a preacher or something, I swear. But instead of getting up on a pulpit to rant about fire and brimstone and the wages of sin, I’m on a soapbox trying to get through to people that dilution is the only reliable way to pass a urine test. And instead of fighting Satan, my nemesis is a Mountain of Misinformation.

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Old 10-14-2009, 05:19 AM   #396 (permalink)
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To naturally clean oneself of pot it takes 14-30 days depending on your usage. I am a lab tech and my profession was collecting drug urine samples. It also depends on (and i hope this is delicate) your weight. THC is attracted to fat, thats why when you bake with it you make "green butter". Its a fat soluble.
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so, synthetic urine whats your take on that? does it work? is it too risky?
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k ive read all these posts and im no better off!!! heres my sitiuation and id appreciate anyone that can help me???
My boyfriend is due to take a pre employment medical test on monday morning at 11oclock, its now 11pm on saturday nite!
the test was short notice and even tho we havent smoked in about two weeks, we dun a self test on him and its in his system...
we have purchased zydot ultimate blend ultimate detox(has anyone used this????)>>> which is a powered drink from our local hempshop that wev been told will work by lots and lots of people if we follow the instructions prior to the test. even tho he hasnt smoked in 2weekd we were smoking fairly heavy every evening up til 2weeks ago?
Our plan at the moment is for him to take a condom in with him filled with his mates piss which is clean and add a little water to correct the temp and also take the detox as instructed.... can anyone help us or give feedback on the product or does anyone know if medical testers will usually watch you piss or search around his boxers. All the research ive done on the product has been success stories but this is for a very very good job opportunity and we wud really appreciate anyones input thanks!!!!!!!!
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I took a urine test last week using the stuff chewable. it work because i got the job. State employment. Urine test and a physical at an lab. Heavy smoker for about 12+ years. Slowed down a couple weeks and completely stopped 24hrs before test. I'm not a drinker and could not keep down any of those liquids products down so I prayed about it, got the chewable and like i said i guess it work. It has creatine, some vitamins, and proteins in it. no stomach cramps or nausea ( im real stomach sensitive). I do recommend them. This will be my way to pass. ordered more to have on hand. they might do saliva. It takes about 24hrs and some brushing, water, whatever........ The chewable, you start the day before with 6 herbal pills and the day of you chew this tablet with 2- 24oz water. I did do some homework so i started (and will countinue)to be on my diet, increase my fluid intake, yet another reason to exercise blah, blah, blah. There are some products that are detectable. do your homework. I paid about $22 including S&H. good reviews about THE STUFF products.
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Amphetamine removal

are amphetmines and meth tested for the same way? Is there a way to expedite the removal of these substances or should I go find some clean piss as I may have to take a test for a job within 24 hours. not this is not for the legal system just getting a job so I don't believe a lab tech will be watching too closely if at all. Thanks for any help.
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