comadose

I don't know that I'd put too much faith in that... failed a hair test about a year ago. tested positive for marijuana.

stangracer_x2

OK, I just got word that I'm going to be starting my new job next Monday 12/22. I've lurked in this forum since I found it about 3 weeks before my test. I want to share with you guys what all I did to pass the test, so maybe I can help someone that is having to go thru this like I did.

First, I'll give a little history about myself and my usage. I'm a white guy with thin (fine) brown hair that is cut in a white boy fade to about an inch or and inch and a half on top. I smoked daily up (4 or 5 times a day) until about a month before the test (thought it was gonna be a pisser and wanted to pass it). Did about 6 hits of some HORRIBLE X about 3 weeks before the test - HAD to have had crystal in it. About a week before the test I (seriously) found a roach at a drive thru window of a fast food restaurant and the temptation was too great lol.

Anyway, here are the steps I used to pass it - took the test on 12/4.

Starting using Nexxus Aloe Rid shampoo daily about 3 weeks before the test.
Thursday 11/20 - Two weeks before the test - bought a stripper at a local hair supply place and used it - didn't do anything to the color of my hair. Also, shaved ALL my body hair down to about an 8th of an inch so they couldn't use it, but also as to not let it look suspicious.
Sunday 11/30 - MacCuj0 method twice
Monday 12/1 - MacCuj0 method once and the ldavisa method once. Substituted the Nexxus Aloe Rid instead of the shampoo called for cuz I couldn't find ANY Aloe shampoo - 3 different stores.
Tuesday 12/2 - MacCuj0 method once, then dyed my hair and stripped it back out. The stripper seriously turned my hair BRIGHT ass strawberry blonde, after which I dyed it back normal color. This is when I noticed the burns starting on the back of my neck. They weren't HORRIBLE, but they stung, I'm not gonna lie.
Wednesday 12/3 - MacCuj0method once, then did the ldavisa method one more time. My hair felt dry, dry...kinda like a manaquins hair would feel I'd guess lol. Definitely burned the burns from the day before - but I really wanted to pass this test!! My suggestion would be to use vaseline in the areas around the edges of your hair, but it's really messy - completely up to you!
Thursday 12/4 - Day of the test - I did the Zydot Ultra Clean shampoo thing, dried my hair with a towel and then used some spray in/leave in conditioner. The burns were semi-noticeable but nothing was mentioned at all.

Took my test at 11:30 that morning - they took it from 6 different spots on my head. The test was a Quest Diagnostics 5 panel test.

I sweated it until this afternoon (12/15) when I finally got my call. I kinda half way figured I'd passed because I was sure if I'd failed they would have notified me already, but I wanted to wait to post this until I was positive. I'm not sure which of these methods was the exact cure to my problem - but one of em or a combination of all of em fixed me up right!

When I got home that day I used the entire little tube of conditioner that came with my dye and have conditioned the hell of out it daily since. My hair's fine now. The burns have healed and everything's back to normal. When you're doing the treatments, be SURE not to get any of this crap in your eyes....it burns like a DEMON!!

I do sincerely hope what I have posted here will help someone in the future and I sincerely thank ALL the people who have posted all their information. When I first found out about the test, everyone was telling me it wasn't possible for me to pass and that they wouldn't even attempt it. But, I had to try! And by God, it worked!!

Good luck to everyone who's having to go thru this - I know from experience it's a seriously trying time!

I have since quit smoking altogether because it's really not worth it. I'm gonna miss it, but I'd rather be employed!

oh and ps....when you're doing the ldavisa method - don't mix the bleach directly with the peroxide cuz it turns to salt. Mix either the bleach OR the peroxide with the shampoo first and then mix in the other liquid. Get it on your hair quickly. You will notice it's warm - chemical reaction, no worries.

ThEnEeD4DaWeEd

My thoughts as well. Also I wanted to say that it's not illegal to shave yourself therefore even if you did have a hair test and bluntly shaved your body except your head, which you say this product can clean of signs of illegal substances; they couldn't do a fucking thing about it. So for short, shave your fucking body and cut your hair down to about an inch and they have nothing.

stangracer_x2

You guys need to invest in a Whizzinator and find a buddy with some clean TT. But in looking for the website just now, I see that they've gone down (that sucks, but I'm glad I got one before they got outlawed). I bought one about 2 years ago when I had to pee in front of someone...and the dude watched the pee come out of the end of a rubber c0ck and didn't say a word!! I was scared to death, but hey, whatever works!! lol

dnutt

I took a hair test only had 3 day to prepare tried to find info but had trouble. I wish i could of tried your formula instead tried an over the counter shampoo and gel will find out the results on or around 23 0f Dec and will inform u of the results

stangracer_x2

I can't really take credit for any of the stuff I did to my hair man. Everything I did, I found on this board. But I do know what you meant. I hope you pass man, I know it bites having to worry!

I went out with some friends Friday night and got to talking with this dude I had just met (strange how pot heads tend to just gravitate towards each other) about my new job and told him that I had to take a hair test and passed it.....the very first thing out of his mouth was "MacCuj0 method?". I was floored to hear it come out of someone else's mouth....seems he used it and passed as well. This posting tells of people who have failed using the method though, so it's obviously not "fool proof", but it obviously DOES work for some people.

Again, good luck on your results man....

stangracer_x2

this thread went dead....what's up?? are jobs that hard to come by that nobody's having to drug test anymore?? lol

YOURDJ

Sorry for the delay, but my pc took a giant virus crap, and i am just finally back on line.
Anyway, i used the idavisa method and it worked like a charm!
The only difference is: I used selsun blue w/aloe(recommended by a friends dr.) and purity inc's all clear. Just follow the directions and you will be fine! Gotta go, time to get ready for work.

P.s. This is not b.s. Trust this method!!! What do you have to lose? Doing nothing will surely not work.

nava9986

what about AZO pills do they work

dubtrice

My recruiter told me to eat half a pack of azo cranberry pills one day then the other half the next day (one time), while drinking at least a gallon of water every day until my test about a week later.. it felt like someone kicked me in the kidneys when I ate all the pills but it made a difference

nava9986

thanks

HelpMe101

Thank you ldavisa

you are heaven sent.
I thank you truly for the information you were sharing,

I do not believe that the V05 company has straight up aloe shampoo anymore.
But I went to a health food store. And found another product this is
called ALOE 80 ORGANICS,
it has 80%. aloe in it with leomon & rosemary.
It was about $10,
I just cut my hair kind of short today.
Will dye hair tomorrow, and I ordered zydot shampoo.
And received it just yesterday.
cut off most of the body hair to day.
Included my cute little sexy female mustache.
I feel naked without it...LOL...LOL

But for the last week or so I've been washing my hair with the bleach. The peroxide and the Aloe shampoo, and letting the condition is stay in my hair to air dry,

we'll get back with you when I get the results.
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much


Nubian Sister HelpMy101

HelpMe101

where there's a will there's a way.

You can't sit around waiting to do nothing. When you have this kind of pressure on you.
I smoke for Spiritually purposeless,

200mm

I just want to say THANKS!!! to Idavisa
The information that he posted works!!!!
I followed every step and I passed!!!
It was a Drug Court order for a Fast Track and I passed, I can't believe!!! if not I could face a 12 months process, long and painful.
I truly believe that this thread was very helpful and I want to be grateful for the info shared.
To everyone that must pass a hair test, please check this thread. It will be your solution.

thanks again

pokeybob

ok so i have used the dillution method it works but theres always the chance of the retest I have also used water purification tablets an old pot smoker told me about they are made for purifying stagnated water Aqua Pure was the brand name took 2 and drank a gallon on top of that the day before and day of test unsure how well it works


heres my delimma i smoked sunday night at midnight 2 and a half doobs gotta piss on tuesday at 330 for probation been dilluting all day today (the day before) and plan on using a detox drink tommorow
should i go ahead and try the sure gel as well as i have heard it works

peace pot and microdot:lea f:

gonzo

Drink alot of water, don't drownd yourself though, and take niacin 3 or 4 times a day. use the middle stream of piss. This means go for a minute in the towlet then switch to the cup. This will work.

rowdy420

just an FYI...I smoke ALL THE TIME. A quarter of good good reefer(headies) lasts me 3 days, maybe 4 if I nap alot those days. I love to smoke good reefer, that's how I roll, no shwag, no regs, or shit weed...I'll throw that shit in the garbage.

Well, I tried this gatorade method and pissed 22 times before I took the home drug test and still FAILED. Just did it to experiment. So this method may be helpful to the occasional smoker, but not someone like me...who is chronic as a mother fucker and loves some good ass reefer!

pokeybob

ya all i smoke on is da chron bro and i just passed one yesterday after only 39 hours clean i flooded my shit prolly pissed 30 times then did one box sure jell with 32 oz water 4 hours before test then again 2 hours before test also at the the two hour mark i drank a ProTox toxin cleanser. Drank two more 20 oz of water and passed for probation. Im 6'3'' and 185 lbs, hope this helps

peace, pot, and microdot
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Nelsonspride

has anyone ever tried his method along with fast orange hand degreaser that is used to get chemicals and grease from ur hands.....i just used it in my hair and it burned like a beast...i diluted it a bit with water and put a crap load in my hair. left in for five minutes and i could bearly bear the burn lol...worst then maccujo methods burn it has alot of aloe jojoba oils and other stuff ...heres contents
water,pumice,dipente ne,ethoxylated c11-c16 Alcohol, triethanolamine, Carbomer, Glycerin, dimethyl hydroxymethyl pyrazole, methylchloroisothiaz olinone methylisothiazolinon e, lanolin, aloe barbadensis, jojoba(buxus chinensis) oil, and a few others


here's a link Buy our Fast Orange Hand Cleaner Pumice Lotion, 15 oz. by Permatex

Nelsonspride

its just a thought...anyone think this could work too..i got a d test on tuesday and its saturday so that gives me like 3 days....last time i smoked was like 6 days ago...anyone can help me here