Originally Posted by Capt. Murphy

since i'm sick of seeing people asking this question about urine testing, i'm copying this from a previous post i made awhile ago... if a mod would make this sticky it would probably save a lot of repeated posts...

when testing UAs they detect a metabolite which is basically what your body produces while a substance is travelling around your bloodstream. the minimum amount to be considered a positive test is when it is 50+ parts per million. diluting your piss means that in the sample there will be more water and less metabolites. if a test however is too diluted ( i.e. all water no other natural waste material that your kidneys filtered out from your bloodstream ) most will count it as a positive, or at the very least make you retake the test.

in order to get around this, instead of just drinking all water, drink about 33% water and 66% gatoraide. don't take any b vitamins... they don't do shit for your urine gravity except make your piss turn a bright neon yellow... when they see that they will know you were trying to get around it. the day before your test eat a light breakfast and an early lunch, and drink a large glass of water. the next day, try not to eat anything, but if you are really hungry just eat a little something at least 3 hours before your test. about four hours before your test drink like three-four gatoraides (16 oz bottles) and one-two glasses (16 oz = one glass) of water.

when you are taking the test, first piss in the toilet for a couple of seconds, fill the cup, then finish pissing in the toilet. most of the waste material is in the very first stream of piss, and the last little bit. if by chance you actually did dilute the piss too much, just tell them that you run/play sports a lot and easily get dehydrated... drinking that much fluid is normal for you.

again, let me reiterate; THERE IS NO PILL/DRINK/CHANT/ADDITIVE THAT WILL MAGICALLY MAKE YOU PASS A DRUG TEST. ANYTHING ELSE BESIDES LIQUIDS LIKE WATER AND GATORAIDE ARE A WASTE OF YOUR MONEY.

hope this helps.

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something else i have posted numerous times that belongs here is how long it takes for the traces of pot to be filtered out of your system...

now, everytime you smoke you flood your system with THC... which is then transferred to your brain via the blood stream, then back down to the kidneys where the traces are filtered out... now, your kidneys can only filter out a certain amount at a time, so the more you smoke, the longer it is going to take to get it out of your system.

now, only you know how many times you've smoked in the past couple of weeks, so only you can estimate how much shit is still floating around your system...

the general rule of thumb, is if you are totally clean, and smoke a bowl, then it will take about 24-48 hours for your system to be totally clean again.

now, if you're smoking all day everyday, then it is going to take about 30 days (720 hours) for your system to be totally clean.

now for how clean you need to be in order to pass a drug test, i can only attest to what worked for me...

since i was being tested about once a month, i would smoke for two weeks right after i went in... now this is probably about 3-4 bowls a day...

then for about a week and a half - two weeks before my next test, i would not smoke... then when i go in for my test, i dilute my piss using my method above...

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10-08-07
UPDATE BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE CAN'T FUCKING READ APPARENTLY

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you people are so fucking stupid

no, the suregel doesn't do a goddamn thing except make you spend money and look like a jackass on the internet. THE KEY IS THE WATER RETARDS.

also, if you start popping vitamin B and your piss is neon yellow, they will obviously know that you are up to something. YOU DON'T NEED TO TAKE ANY PILLS, INCLUDING VITAMINS.

if you're stupid enough to drink bleach, i sincerely hope you die, or at the very least become sterile so your genes won't further pollute the pool.

and please, don't drink "gallons upon gallons upon gallons" because you can die. if you chose to do so, please see above.

IF YOU DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN JUST DRINKING ENOUGH LIQUID TO DILUTE YOUR PISS, THEY WILL SUSPECT SOMETHING AND MAKE YOU DO ANOTHER ONE AND SPECIFICALLY TELL YOU NOT TO DRINK SO MUCH FUCKING WATER.

on the other hand, if you just drink a lot of liquids and they say boo, just tell them that you're on the cross country team and have to drink a lot of water, or if you don't drink enough water you get crippling headaches. i dunno, make something up that is at least plausible.

goddamn

Originally Posted by margaret

Hello. I have been experimenting for months and testing myself and I am happy to say that I have passed a hair test.

1. When I knew I had to test I stopped immediately. My first self test I used Zydot and Folli Clean and tested positive for 10,000 pico grams of 4 different cocaine metabolites, but showed no THC or Meth.

2. I ordered several different online product including Precision Cleanse Afterburner and the 2 above. They all promised 100% money back guarantee and not one of them sent a refund although I filled out all the paperwork and mailed my results to them.

3. It is my experience that the IDAVISA and Macujo methods work AS WELL if not BETTER than anything you can order online. I tested my self before and after using these methods twice and so I have the results to prove it makes a difference.

4. I was able to lower my pico grams by approx 300 each time I washed and tested. My hair recovered well considering all the harsh washing. The color was not effected at all. I have long shiny strawberry blond hair.

5. I used Ajax dish soap with bleach in place of the VO5 shampoo and added my own fresh aloe (when available) and aloe gel. I mixed these first and then added the bleach and hydrogen peroxide. I incresed the formula and never felt any buring sensation. I left it on for 10 minutes and did 4 treatments. I mixed each treatment seperately and tried to get it on the hair quickly. Do whatever you have time for.

6. Testing facilities charge anywhere between $80 and $175 for a hair test and so shop around. Different labs have different cutoff levels. One was 300 pg and the other was 500 pg.

7. Don't worry so much about the specific ingredients and method, as long as you are close. Just WASH, WASH, WASH. Do it as much as you can. It is time consuming and tedious, but it does work.

8. If you are a guy you definately have an advantage keeping you hair short. Some drug metabolites are easier to remove than others and some hair is easier to wash than others. I have been told that cocaine metabolites are the hardest to remove and that african american hair is the hardest to remove it from.


That's all I have to report today. I'll write back with more specifics as soon as I can. Gotta go!