rggeeks

but I’m constantly amazed by all the false information that’s out there being passed around. But if you’re feeling desperate about finding a way to pass a drug test, I can understand why you might be tempted to go with something that ’sounds good.’ And especially if this is your first time being tested, it can be really hard to tell the good info about how to pass a urine test from the bad.

Sometimes I feel like a preacher or something, I swear. But instead of getting up on a pulpit to rant about fire and brimstone and the wages of sin, I’m on a soapbox trying to get through to people that dilution is the only reliable way to pass a urine test. And instead of fighting Satan, my nemesis is a Mountain of Misinformation.

LoveThatHemp420

To naturally clean oneself of pot it takes 14-30 days depending on your usage. I am a lab tech and my profession was collecting drug urine samples. It also depends on (and i hope this is delicate) your weight. THC is attracted to fat, thats why when you bake with it you make "green butter". Its a fat soluble.

Miss_MaryJane

so, synthetic urine whats your take on that? does it work? is it too risky?

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taz20

k ive read all these posts and im no better off!!! heres my sitiuation and id appreciate anyone that can help me???
My boyfriend is due to take a pre employment medical test on monday morning at 11oclock, its now 11pm on saturday nite!
the test was short notice and even tho we havent smoked in about two weeks, we dun a self test on him and its in his system...
we have purchased zydot ultimate blend ultimate detox(has anyone used this????)>>> which is a powered drink from our local hempshop that wev been told will work by lots and lots of people if we follow the instructions prior to the test. even tho he hasnt smoked in 2weekd we were smoking fairly heavy every evening up til 2weeks ago?
Our plan at the moment is for him to take a condom in with him filled with his mates piss which is clean and add a little water to correct the temp and also take the detox as instructed.... can anyone help us or give feedback on the product or does anyone know if medical testers will usually watch you piss or search around his boxers. All the research ive done on the product has been success stories but this is for a very very good job opportunity and we wud really appreciate anyones input thanks!!!!!!!!

mzpsjuicy

I took a urine test last week using the stuff chewable. it work because i got the job. State employment. Urine test and a physical at an lab. Heavy smoker for about 12+ years. Slowed down a couple weeks and completely stopped 24hrs before test. I'm not a drinker and could not keep down any of those liquids products down so I prayed about it, got the chewable and like i said i guess it work. It has creatine, some vitamins, and proteins in it. no stomach cramps or nausea ( im real stomach sensitive). I do recommend them. This will be my way to pass. ordered more to have on hand. they might do saliva. It takes about 24hrs and some brushing, water, whatever........ The chewable, you start the day before with 6 herbal pills and the day of you chew this tablet with 2- 24oz water. I did do some homework so i started (and will countinue)to be on my diet, increase my fluid intake, yet another reason to exercise blah, blah, blah. There are some products that are detectable. do your homework. I paid about $22 including S&H. good reviews about THE STUFF products.

heyitsus

are amphetmines and meth tested for the same way? Is there a way to expedite the removal of these substances or should I go find some clean piss as I may have to take a test for a job within 24 hours. not this is not for the legal system just getting a job so I don't believe a lab tech will be watching too closely if at all. Thanks for any help.

nursern

Amphetamine/methamphetamine is found in saliva for about 1-3 days, urine 3-5 days, blood 1-3 days; could be up to 5 for heavy use. Detected in hair test for 90 days. Everybody is different, and variables are impossible to predict.

slumdog farmer

Does the powdered urine available on the web (clean test, i think) work to pass the marijauana screen?

heyitsus

looks like it was easier to pass the drug than I had earlier thought. Had to sign a piece of paper that stated I would not smoke pot, crack, meth or slam black tar in my neck. Gotta stop setting myself up for major stress.

Mr.Hopethiswork

I'm a 25 y/o blk male, 5'9", 165 lbs, short blk hair with moderate (once a day) mj usage and very occasion coke usage (less in the last month than previous months). I found out I have to take a hair follicle test tomorrow, recieved the paperwork two days ago and started the Idavisa method when I found this thread yesterday. I'm on my third cycle (once last night, once this morning, and another a few mins ago). I plan to do two more cycles tonight and two more in the morning and follow up with All Clear shampoo right before I head to take the test. I added one additional step: after each cycle I use the aloe shampoo and gain washing detergent to wash my hair. What do you think my chances are? Regardless, I appreciate your suggested method and I'm confident that the results have been more consistent than anything I've read so far. I will return later this week to report my results. FYI, here are the products I've been using:

Selsun Blue Shampoo w/aloe and 3% salicylic acid (2 oz)
Hydrogen Peroxide (1 tbs)
Clorox Bleach (1 tbs)
Gain Original Liquid (2x concentrated) (as needed)

Will use before test:
Purity Inc's All Clear Hair Purifying & Cleansing System
Head and Shoulders Conditioner

dashofginger

If you can pass a urine test does it mean you will also pass a blood test for THC?

nursern

<You wrote: "I'm a 25 y/o blk male, 5'9", 165 lbs, short blk hair with moderate (once a day) mj usage and very occasion coke usage (less in the last month than previous months)."

Regardless of the method selected, there are never any guarantees because the human body has thousands of variables. Follow ldavisa's suggestion to trim your body hair so you look well groomed, but not completely shaved. You said your head hair is short, so doing that will force them to use head hair for testing. Personally, I think the coke is more of a risk in head hair than marijuana, which does not have as good an affinity for hair. Your hair grows about 1/2 inch per month. If you haven't done coke in a month, then with very short hair your major concern is the marijuana. Without knowing how short your hair is, I can't say for sure, but IMO this method is probably your best shot. Good luck. Please let us know. Most people say they will, but few actually post the results.

nursern

<You wrote "If you can pass a urine test does it mean you will also pass a blood test for THC?"

Probably because it stays in the urinary system longer than it stays in blood. (See above--blood is 1-3 days; urine 3-5 days. However, as with my most immediate previous response, the human body has thousands of variables, and there are really no absolutes.)

Mr.Hopethiswork

I certainly will. My hair has never been an inch long in fact I usually get it cut every week, with the exception of the past week or so (short on the funds). When I found out about this, my first reaction was to run and get a haircut, then I rethought that and decided to leave it and treat it. I have already trimmed the rest of my body hair (believe it or not this is a regular practice of mine, I hate having a lot of body hair it just seems easier to manage hygiene without a whole lot of body hair, plus it looks better ) But I'm very hopeful that this will work and understand that it may not. After its all said and done I think I'm leaving the coke alone, this is just a complete turn off for me. The mj on the other hand I'll have to work on. Will post results when I get them.

alfredjr18

Not really. Blood and urine drug tests have different detection
window and different method of testing. This article summarizes the
Marijuana Detection Times very well.
All You Need to Know About Marijuana Drug Test Detection Times | Health Testing & Drug Testing Guides, Reviews, Information & Facts
I think blood is the shortest of all . So if you are a sporadic user, just recently smoked marijuana probably you can pass urine but not blood. Probably.

brooksndebbie

does anybody have a home remedy for mj and a pee test by a court

JahMan

I am on probation and I am an outpatient at a rehab clinic that I attend 3 days a week. Before i got assigned to go to this rehab shit i used the dilution method by stopping for 1-2 days then drinking 2 gallons of water and a huge bottle of ocean spray everyday up till my test. This was my method for about 4 weeks until i got caught selling oxycontin to kids at my school so I am now an Intensive Out-Patient in which I am drug tested tuesday wed. and thurs. Now, I only smoke on friday for my rehab tests include a pH thing. I have done this for 5 weeks now and im in my sixth week of rehab and i really want to smoke sum doopppe. I have a theory that I can pass my drug test for probation by peeing only a tiny bit of my middle stream into the cup just to get the temperature right and the results registered (Since I am pretty sure the tests needs to detect a certain amount for a positive) and then once i see the results start coming up negative i will urinate into the cup again or fill it up wit water. I am not supervised and and 6'2'' 170lbs and take focalin everyday which speeds up my metabolism. I was wondering if this method will work and if i could use it for my rehab thing. (Rehab has a sticker on it in which i am not allowed to remove to see the results until a person is there to see it)

alfredjr18

I've heard you can drink plenty of water and do plenty of exercises
to sweat it out. I would try that and buy one of those instant drug test
kits to test yourself at home. Also try to not take any drugs at least a
week or two before the drug testing

mobius

i smoke maybe once or twice a month, if I'm lucky. I'm guessing the 24-48 clause with a dilution should do the job..need a job first to even worry about it.

DeanWOAH

dude i just got caught by my parents with a homemade pipe the other day and their going to drug test me cause i said i only smoked a couple times and not lately so this helped so much.